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humped2424 35 points ago +35 / -0

Congrats now make some babies! Like 10 of them

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Thearchduke 3 points ago +4 / -1

How Dare You!

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JustInTime2_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yup at least 5.

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PaigeAshley 26 points ago +26 / -0

Congratulations! May God Bless you both!

You are a absolutely wonderful, joyful and beautiful Couple!

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Sirwanks 25 points ago +28 / -3

There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion, or company than a good marriage. -Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

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fazzman23 16 points ago +16 / -0

then why did he cheat on his wife dozens of times???

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FutureMan 12 points ago +12 / -0

lol ouch

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sixfingerdildo 8 points ago +8 / -0

define good marriage...

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Independenceforever 0 points ago +1 / -1

He was president of an international association and had obligations! (& we all are imperfect hypocrites to degree)

A thief knows stealing is wrong better than anyone. May we all repent of our wrongs quickly!

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Dobbsfan2.0 22 points ago +22 / -0

Congratulations pede. You make a lovely couple!

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MajorAppleHead 18 points ago +18 / -0

Congrats!!!

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IHeartMyDoggy 17 points ago +18 / -1

Congratulations! What are the two of you holding in the glass?

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Chancehappeneth 2 points ago +2 / -0

It looks like colored sand, an alternative to a unity candle.

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tluther01 16 points ago +16 / -0

congrats

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Thebestisyettocome 15 points ago +16 / -1

Joy for a long and happy life.

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Cavemantrump 13 points ago +13 / -0

🙏👉🇺🇸❌⭕❌⭕

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Raiden 12 points ago +12 / -0

Congratulations and God bless! You're both wealthy beyond measure having each other.

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V_exodus 12 points ago +12 / -0

People who love each other and marry, reaffirm the hope and faith God wants us to carry with us on our walk through life. Congratulations on finding each other! 💛

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Nightbringer33 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lord bless this beautiful couple and bestow onto them all the years of happiness and prosperity!

Amen

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Tusculan2 10 points ago +11 / -1

Congrats. Get making those babies.

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gnomenclature 8 points ago +8 / -0

Congrats. May you have a long and happy marriage.

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SoCalDar 8 points ago +8 / -0

CONGRATULATIONS!!!🍾🎊

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KuzoKevin 7 points ago +7 / -0

God bless you both.

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HemRoidRage 6 points ago +7 / -1

🥂 Cheers. Congratulations man and woman. It is a beautiful thing

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hai_Priesty 6 points ago +6 / -0

Congratulations! May you experiences multiple best day of your lives only to be usurped by even better best day of your lives!

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DiscerningSword 6 points ago +6 / -0

Congrats, now make some Babies...

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travistd6789 6 points ago +6 / -0

Congrats--now make some kids who will vote the way you do!

Edit: what is in that glass?!

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Chaotikizm 2 points ago +2 / -0

It appears to be black and orange caviar.

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fazzman23 5 points ago +5 / -0

God Bless

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Beyond_Insemination 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey i got married on Sunday, congrats!

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Trump4evergirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congrats to you all!

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NvCrone 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wishing you both a long and very happy life together.

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lixa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Much Happiness to you both! I wish you a blissful life together 🥰

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RussianLimbaugh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congratulations & blessings to you! I’m glad you didn’t postpone over this Chinese virus. Your priorities are in order.

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LCFarm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congratulations from Down Under! May your love grow stronger every day.

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octhrope 2 points ago +2 / -0

he looks nice, like an american gordon ramsey

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bubblefarts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Slainte! Congrats.

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captain_zyra 1 point ago +1 / -0

I actually know what that means! Thank you Overwatch. Lol! Also, congrats to the beautiful couple!

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 1 point ago +1 / -0

You two look very nice. Congrats.

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RohdKill_2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks to be some Irish in that there Family! ... Congrats!

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +1 / -0

Congratulations!

Talk and make sure you’re on the same page about kids because that’s the one decision in life that you can’t take back.

If you want kids, go make MAGA-pedes! If not, still teach everyone the ways of MAGA.

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kalokagathia 1 point ago +1 / -0

Congratulations!

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theanniechrist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Congratulations!!

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mercynurse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Congratulations!

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Independenceforever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Love and encourage each other, always! Life is so precious. Make every moment count.

"Be fruitful"

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Thearchduke 1 point ago +2 / -1

Congratulations! Be fruitful and multiply!

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Gorignak 1 point ago +1 / -0

a charming couple! have a wonderful life together!

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top_eagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

You look like you'd be a great cook who curses a lot.

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Sleeveharvey [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's me

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MaxineWaters4Prez 0 points ago +1 / -1

Congratulations on your glass of tide-pod.

Jkjk, congrats and start making babies.

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JediMasterGandalf 0 points ago +1 / -1

Not sure why you chose to be an asshole today, Asshole. Maybe you’re just an asshole.

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JediMasterGandalf 0 points ago +1 / -1

Been married happily for 36 years and raised two kids into adulthood ... seven years is nothing.

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JediMasterGandalf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, thanks for confirming the fact that you are, indeed, an asshole.

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Independenceforever 0 points ago +1 / -1

Perhaps the problem wasn't marriage but the people?

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