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OneTypoComment 10 points ago +11 / -1

toast an english muffin while you cook some eggs in the microwave. Quicker than going through the drive-thru

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NormaJeanRocks 10 points ago +10 / -0

First i'm hearing of microwaved eggs, doesnt sound right.

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Mexicola1976 7 points ago +7 / -0

My friend used to microwave chicken and steak-- he just wanted the protein and didn't give a fuck about taste.

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NormaJeanRocks 9 points ago +9 / -0

ugh

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xBigCoffinHunter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dood. Seriously. That’s taking “its just fuel for my body” to a whole new level

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Mexicola1976 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was in the mid 90's or so-- we were one of the few doing bunless shit at fast food joints and restaurants.

I have fallen off- need to get back at it.

However, he's still a health nut. But he's a multimillionaire cardiovascular surgeon/celebrity in NYC. Maybe he was on to something?

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Tellsyouhow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Boil a kettle.

Fill a shallow bowl just enough to cover the top of a cracked egg with boiling water.

Crack your egg into the the bowl of boiling water then put in the microwave for 43 seconds if you want a runny centre in an 800 watt microwave.

Pour out the water, put the egg on a paper towel to absorb the water and your done.

It works fast and normally comes out perfectly. Occasionally I get an exploder or one part that cooks slightly too much.

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FancyBeerCoozyBeer 9 points ago +11 / -2

Microwave is the only way top make them as garbage as the drive-thru. Gotta have that garbage flavor.

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whiskey_shitz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Microwave eggs are actually good if done right. Though I usually use the range.

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whiskey_shitz 10 points ago +10 / -0

You do you...but if you ever feel like fuckin around look up how to make simple microwave eggs and give it a shot.

I'm a cook and I was surprised how well they turned out.

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xBigCoffinHunter 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’ve done it. If done right they come out pretty good. I still prefer to do them in a skillet.

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whiskey_shitz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Me too. I was just pleasantly surprised how well microwave eggs turned out.

I expected chewy garbage so....

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whiskey_shitz 5 points ago +5 / -0

I too am a fan of cast iron. I get it.

I like to try new stuff all the time but cast iron is always a go to.

Cheers

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

4-3-2?

High heat, 4 minutes, flip, 3 minutes, cover and sit for 2 minutes?

Always get perfect medium rare from that. Maybe add a minute if it's particularly thick.

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OneTypoComment 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have two fully equipped kitchens. One inside and one outside. I was illustrating just how easy it is to make an egg muffin sandwich.

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OneTypoComment 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol you're reading way too much into my comment. I rarely eat eggs. Mostly only use them in baking and maybe in fried rice on my flattop propane griddle.

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OneTypoComment 1 point ago +2 / -1

You've both assumed I don't have a stove or a frying pan because I suggested you could microwave an egg quicker than the time it takes to go through the drive thru and pay for a microwaved egg, and now you're assuming I'm bristling up when I started my next comment with "lol"

In fact, nothing you've said has added any value and has served no purpose other than to signal that you're better than microwaved eggs.

Good day, and I bid you farewell.

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hai_Priesty 4 points ago +5 / -1

Quicker than going through the drive-thru

This is way underrated aspect. By the time any too-lazy-to-cook-dinner people get prepared, drive, order, wait, go home, unpack and eat 40~70 minutes later, he would have almost certainly slap himself a simple dinner at less cost and faster and less effort.

Being lazy is hard.

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BadManOrange 5 points ago +5 / -0

and if they want things to look nice, just buy a mold that's the size of an English muffin and cook the egg in that. You can either do over easy (Egg McMuffin looks over hard) or scrambled. Easy peasy.

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Hillarysudders 18 points ago +20 / -2

People in this thread need to calm the fuck down. If somebody wants to eat McDonald’s, let them eat McDonald’s. Stop being reddit. OP didn’t ask for your opinions. OP is just stated a fact. STOP BEING KARENS. FUCK SAKE.

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BiscuitsBrown 9 points ago +9 / -0

lol amen, some of us just want to have a McGriddle in peace

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Hillarysudders 7 points ago +7 / -0

Right? lol

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1776-or-1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't like Mcdonalds, but I get that it's delicious to a lot of people. Glad I saw this comment.

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GrizWallerOGV -1 points ago +1 / -2

Why is it okay to support globalist conglomerates as long as we are used to it and don't want to stop?

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FaustyArchaeus 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is a falling down moment... Awesome movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkwQ6EjLdMQ

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Jabron661 8 points ago +8 / -0

Came for this, leaving satisfied.

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NdNcenti 4 points ago +4 / -0

MeToo

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Kerry000 14 points ago +18 / -4

In this case, the CCP virus may have actually done you more good than harm. McDonald's is not food.

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Scroon 13 points ago +15 / -2

I know it's not the healthiest or most wholesome food, but McDonald's has always been there when I needed a cheap and acceptably tasty convenience food. Even in other countries, if you don't want to spend $20 on a tourist trap bagel, McDonald's has your back.

It's a love hate relationship actually, but I respect them for their consistency and reliability.

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Not_Even_a_Dentist 8 points ago +8 / -0

I used to do refrigeration work, and the one nice thing that I can say about McDonald's is that on average they are way, way cleaner than most other restaurants, where, on average, I would usually find a bunch of dead things in the crawl-spaces. They must have a real thorough and detailed daily/weekly/monthly cleaning list that the managers have to complete, and corporate probably inspects the crap out of franchise locations to make sure they are up to spec, and also contracting pest control, waste management, and other necessary outside services.

Like you said, it's good for traveling if you're looking for consistency, but the people who eat there every day are ridiculous imo, but they are free Americans, and can eat where they want.

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Mexicola1976 5 points ago +5 / -0

I liked them when they were more kid friendly. It seems they ditched that sometime in the 90's. Appealing to children was the bedrock of Ray Kroc's idea to make McDonald's part of the fabric of America's identity.

That said, they're now a real estate company that happens to sell burgers.

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eyerighteye 11 points ago +11 / -0

Soylent green is made of people.

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Lla26 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s PEOPLE!!

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Isolated_Patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Worse. It's made of soy.

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Luminous_2a 2 points ago +2 / -0

So . . . it's made from soyboys?

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Blacktron5000 11 points ago +11 / -0

Wendy's wouldn't sell me a double on Sunday. Lady said I could buy two singles though. I went to a local bar instead.

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ProphetOfKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol wut?!

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Mexicola1976 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think they're having a meat shortage- it's the same amount of meat, so it doesn't make much sense.

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Not_Even_a_Dentist 10 points ago +12 / -2

Listen up, whippersnapper. Back in my day, if you wanted McDonald's breakfast, you got your ass there before 10:30. Also, we didn't have those pansy-ass McGriddles with the syrup baked in. If you wanted to be a little girl and have something sweet, you got the hot cakes with maple-flavored pancake syrup, and you liked it, dammit. And Coffee should only be served as small, medium, or large. Sanka too, but that's only for those who've already had their second heart attack. You youngsters with your fancy-schmancy McCafe, and McFlurries. Bunch of faggots. Ba Humbug, or something.

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PatrickSebast 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would order faggot apples if they gave you a reasonable amount of slices. Yeesh

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Verrerogo 7 points ago +9 / -2

People crave communal eating.

So marry and have a family.

Yes, Micky D was easier but perhaps not as nourishing. They won't visit you when you are old.

Home cooking has magic.

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progressives4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sure, let me just find a wife real quick. Oh! There's one! Thanks for the tip!

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HungNavySeal300Kills 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bang- there's another one. Wow so easy I just bagged like 5 wives. You snooze you lose, loser!

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Lla26 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why won’t they make breakfast all day? It takes more employees?

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we_won_the_war_jack 12 points ago +13 / -1

Because they couldn't figure out when the democratic voters got out of bed so they just served it all day long.

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progressives4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

heh

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crazyfingers [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

They never did serve all day breakfast in the past but then five years ago or so they introduced it. But now during this 'crisis' they're getting rid of it for reasons of "simplicity".

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uvontheterrible 6 points ago +6 / -0

Now it's getting serious.

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nathanrzehringer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Three out of my five children work at McD's...I eat there everyday...our local one has not made this a policy...we live in Greenville, OH

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Beat_to_Quarters 4 points ago +4 / -0

I support this sentiment on both an ironic and on a non ironic level.

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GeneralTsoTofu 4 points ago +5 / -1

Your heart thanks you!

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InebriatedDaily 4 points ago +5 / -1

Reminded me I'm missing a Fish Filet.

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DJT2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Went to a McDs in Costa Rica some years back and it was packed. Five lines 10 deep. Hard to find a seat and the place was big.

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DJT2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was lunchtime in San José, but I was still shocked at the amount of people in there. The service was fast and the place was very clean. The food was good too.

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Chopblock 3 points ago +3 / -0

You said every American who wants a McMuffin can get a McMuffin! But crazyfingers and others have stated that they are afraid that both they and other people aren’t able to get McMuffins, and are looking at possible critical shortages of McMuffins as well as other fast breakfast supplies! How can you allay people’s worries about their children’s unanswered fears about piles of empty serving trays as we’ve already seen trays piling up in McDonalds restaurants nationwide? Is your tendency to put a positive spin on things putting hamburglars in danger?

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Ratbert 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait! I saw that movie, I think it was called "Falling Down" and it starred Micheal Douglas. That's what you need to do.....

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Dr_Falsey 3 points ago +4 / -1

You are not alone in your civil rights being violated by McDonald’s fren: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbhfFyvbtd8

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WeinerLapTop 0 points ago +1 / -1

I support all bitches getting throat punched.

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jimmycrack 2 points ago +3 / -1

[at Whammyburger] Sheila: Hi, can I help you? Bill Foster: Yes, I'd like a ham and cheese whamlet and some whammy fries-- Sheila: I'm sorry, we've stopped serving breakfast but we are on the lunch menu now. Bill Foster: But I want breakfast. Sheila: You can't have it, we're not serving it. Bill Foster: So you said. Is that the manager? Sheila: (sighs) Yeah. Bill Foster: Could I speak to him please? Sheila: Sure. Rick, there's a customer who would like to speak with you. [a young man with a happy smile walks up to the counter] Rick: Yes, sir? Bill Foster: I'd like some breakfast? Rick: We stopped serving breakfast. Bill Foster: I know you stopped serving breakfast Rick, Sheila told me that you... why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know you. I still call my boss 'Mister' even though I've been working with him for seven years, but all of a sudden I walk in here and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting and... I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want a little breakfast? Sheila: You can call me Miss Folsom if you want. Rick: Sheila. We stopped serving breakfast at 11:30. [Foster looks at his watch to find it's 3 minutes past the deadline. He becomes angry] Bill Foster: Rick, have you ever heard the expression "the customer is always right"? Rick: (sighs) Yeah. Bill Foster: Well, here I am. The customer. Rick: (still smiling) That's not our policy. You have to order something from the lunch menu. Bill Foster: I don't want lunch. I want breakfast. Rick: Yeah, well hey, I'm really sorry. Bill Foster: (smiles back) Yeah, I'm real sorry too. (pulls out an Uzi)

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schiff_for_brains 2 points ago +2 / -0

They stopped giving me free food. I’m an essential healthcare worker, dammit. Thanks to McDonalds withholding my double cheeseburgers, people are dying!

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ShitComment 2 points ago +3 / -1

Australia McDonald's was charging that much in the 90s.

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Thenameshank 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the hill to die on.

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GrizWallerOGV 1 point ago +1 / -0

McDonalds is as globalist as any major corporation. It's years of conservatives going to places like McDonald's and Walmart and allowing them to serve us low quality slop that's a big part of how we got to where we are now. This isn't just some personal opinion, there's a reason the media tells you eating healthy is for dumb trendy liberals. They're the only ones they don't want sick and dying.

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tufftoffee 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Wendy's near my house has closed because of no meat due to COVID-19. Hooray.

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smilieface 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ayy they did this shit to my MIL. I bought her something better.

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HungNavySeal300Kills 1 point ago +1 / -0

WE MARCH AT DAWN GERRDAMNIT

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JesusisKing 1 point ago +1 / -0

this is a joke right

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xBigCoffinHunter 0 points ago +2 / -2

I know a lot of small business restaurants are working off a reduced menu, but fucking McDonalds? Take it out of the freezer and microwave it. Done.

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LeftistsAreInsane 0 points ago +0 / -0

So how long until this happens:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkwQ6EjLdMQ

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