He has a 98% chance of beating Trump in November, followed by Buttigieg with 94%, Warren with 91%, Sanders with 88%, and an inanimate carbon rod with 83%... According to polls the democrats over sampled +22 then adjusted the results for fee fees.
Given that most entertainment venues remain closed, it remains a mystery where Jeb! is harnessing his clapping derived energy from. It's possible that he's tripled his guac intake and increased the frequency of pep talks from the strongest woman he knows!
Correct. That's exactly how it works here in Oregon. They have access to the data on registered Democrat voters who haven't voted, and they just create ballots for them. It's not like the Democrat voters are going to complain.
Flaming rocks falling from the sky wouldn't stop me from voting. I could see dems avoiding public places for all year long not trusting when Trump says its OK to leave your homes.
If we vote by mail, Biden has a 100% chance of winning. I genuinely do not understand why more people are not sounding the alarm on this. The Democrats are going full steam ahead with mail-in voting, and it's already a go in California and New York.
Where it might matter for a few house seats, but honestly they can't expect to flip +10 R seats and not get called on the carpet.
On the topic of California: Dear Pedes who live in Cali...... FUCKING MOVE TO TEXAS YOU GODDAMN ASSHOLES. I'm in a purple state that's actually swung red, but you are in a lost state that is sending its spores into texas. YOU can offset that by moving too. What's keeping you? Your love of spanish? Your love of high taxes? Your love of being told what to do?
It's practically a guarantee. Did you see the clip where Biden slipped when talking about his VP pick and said something along the lines of "it needs to be a solid pick for when I walk away"
Only because of the swing voters. Democrats are absolutely fine with that kind of behavior.
Wonder how many times he did that before he slipped? Piss and shit on the bed, pills everywhere, buck naked passed out on the floor. "The next Obama". I don't think even Obama got his jollies from assortments of pills. But Dems would still vote for him.
Correction: Biden will have a VP picked for him. He's in no condition to do the picking. Even if he imagined that he could make the pick himself, the DNC puppeteers would have no trouble convincing him that the person he picked "declined", and they would have no trouble convincing (with cash and/or threats) the person he picked to STFU about the fact that he tried to pick her and she would have loved to accept but the DNC puppeteers wouldn't allow it.
The problem with Moderates and Republicans is that they cannot comprehend how the Democrat party will act. We tend to think in the logical and optimal way however Democrats already fucked over the entire Bernie voter wing twice without a second thought just to prevent losing control.
Biden has been a Dem dog for so long the Dems party owes him big and will lie or cheat to let him run because its his turn. The Dems know they cannot beat Trump this cycle with their normal candidates so they won't run them. They also hate Bernie and do not want their little club upset by Bernie so they refuse to let him run because he might upset the ivory tower. Biden is a sacrificial lamb while they prepare for 2024 when they actually have a chance. The primaries were just a 2024 selection test. Oh and by having Biden run it protects Ukrainegate.
Pfft. If you didn't notice Hillary's coronation - super delegates have rendered the conventions at the DNC moot for a very long time. No pandemic required.
I've been sloooowly dropping complaints from an alt that antifa has let us (them) down by not standing up to Trump and his fascist orders to social distance/wear masks.
I doubt it's redpilling anyone, but I'm hoping it can open the minds of a few, just a little, so that they can realize who the true fascists are.
Well he's basically a woman and his wife is basically a man so his kids arguably have the most trans parents ever. Therefore he has the most-trans-parents administration ever. Sneaky little wordplay there, Obongo. The teleprompter must have been working that day.
This is all about stealing the election. The virus has just been the perfect (maybe too perfect?) cover to do so. They won’t do debates and when the ‘second wave’ of the virus comes, as they are already setting the table for, they will mandate vote by mail in all swing states.
100% agree. I think it is important to call out their bullshit at all points as you never know if someone new to politics and our fight may be reading your post, my post or whomever. It can enlighten them to the struggle we face this in November and it is time to get out, canvas, phone bank etc.
They'd say, "That was Trumps plan all along, to get them to spy, investigate, and impeach him only to have them all put away for doing so and run unopposed!" lol. "Let's spy, investigate, and impeach him on that again!"................
I'm sure the people who live in the city doesn't want a ton of potential coronavirus carrying people to come there. Then the city ends up being a hot spot.
Makes sense. After all, you don't want a large crowd of potentially violent BernieBros on hand when you hand the nomination to someone whose never been on the ballot.
This is what's called "cover". They haven't changed their behavior at all but thanks to China Flu they can be all "Whoa, well now we have to do this!" etc.
Shame. All those speeches from high-profile Dems would be comedy gold. Hillary, Bill, 0-man, Crazy Nancy and Crying Chuck, Pocahontas, Booker, Kamala, Castro. OMG Bernie! And would they even let Tulsi into the building?
They forget we're still in the alternate universe. They think by letting the DNC members vote by mail they're going to prove it's effective, but something is going to happen, and it's going to highlight why vote by mail is a total cluster fuck. Even if we just print ballots using the names of DNC members and information available online, lmao, we can send in fake ballots etc, turn the whole damn thing into another Nevada caucus.
Wouldn't it be funny if all the mail-in ballots got dumped into Boston Harbor by mistake...
Like they're all deposited into a hole in the wall with a chute - people just assume the elections commission is in there taking them and working hard to count them - but nope, it's just a chute that goes down into the water. And they're destroyed faster than Democrats can fill multiple thousands of ballots out.
I'm starting to think they're going to let Trump run unopposed after citing the pandemic for being a fascist and Trump not allowing mail in voting.
Think about it- if Trump has no opposition, voter turnout will be wayyy lower and allow them to fulfill their cheating goal of keeping the house and stealing the senate.
Except, pedes will be willing to crawl over broken glass to vote Trump just because we give a giant FU to the in the tank media, the swamp and the crooked Democrats. That would backfire biggly.
I think social distancing is great, instead of seeing dems as one big Shit stain we get to see each and everyone of them for the Shit stains they are in society
I think our country will be resistant (not immune) to nefarious activities for (insert arbitrary length of time here) because Trump is stacking things in our favor. The Federal Courts have been flipped towards Constitutionalism, many dirty swamp rats have been removed from their posts (hopefully with prosecutions to follow), and the public is being made aware of what has been happening.
He's doing what he can to put us in a good position moving forward, but it's up to We The People to be vigilant and involved.
It's only because Biden does so well on-camera.....
He has a 98% chance of beating Trump in November, followed by Buttigieg with 94%, Warren with 91%, Sanders with 88%, and an inanimate carbon rod with 83%... According to polls the democrats over sampled +22 then adjusted the results for fee fees.
Jeb! surge 2020 watch out for the dark turtle candidate!!!
GUAC BOWLS RAIN FROM THE SKY!
Please ritualistically clap, as is custom.
Ooommmmmmolayyyyy
Jebrah: You get a pocket turtle! You get a pocket turtle! Pocket turtles for everyone!!!
Mor Guac
🤣 I forgot about the guac bowls. Might be better than “please clap,” probably not, but really close second.
How does he keep doing it?!?!
Given that most entertainment venues remain closed, it remains a mystery where Jeb! is harnessing his clapping derived energy from. It's possible that he's tripled his guac intake and increased the frequency of pep talks from the strongest woman he knows!
She should be running
She RAN so HE could WALK
That might have been the moment that Jeb's last shred of confidence dissolved. Hilarious moment I can't believe he got that jab in lol
I legit laughed at loud, thank you for this haha
lol no problem bud! Glad I could bring you a laugh. We all need one right about now! Take care.
SLOW and STEADY wins the race!
I pray this backfired bigly on the dems and all their lazy supporters dont vote cuz they're afraid of corona and it's all too complicated for them
Meanwhile all the patriotic and fearless Americans show up in masses to vote for GEOTUS! 😁🇺🇲
The way they are setting it up, their voters won't even need to vote.
The worst part is that the Rinos are in on it. Which is why we rarely see any of them speaking up about this.
Correct. That's exactly how it works here in Oregon. They have access to the data on registered Democrat voters who haven't voted, and they just create ballots for them. It's not like the Democrat voters are going to complain.
All we need is a few insiders (which we have) to muck up the works.
Flaming rocks falling from the sky wouldn't stop me from voting. I could see dems avoiding public places for all year long not trusting when Trump says its OK to leave your homes.
10/10 would shoot my way to the polls if needed. I will not be denied my vote for the greatest President to occupy the White House in centuries.
Would crawl over broken glass on my dick to vote for Trump
Why don't we set up the voting booths at Walmart or Home Depot or your local grocery store if it is Sooooo scary. Those are safe spaces aren't they?
They could put them in abortion clinics if they wanted a big Democrat turnout.
It won't make a difference if no polls are open.
Biden doesn't think about Trump because Biden can't even remember what day of the week it is, the office he is running for, or who his wife is.
WRONG
His name is the Other Biden and he's running for United States Senate.
honestly, I'd vote for a nice carbon fiber tube over any Dem who has showed their head in the past year.
You know, an inanimate carbon fuel rod does a have a good stance on Japanese trade relations, I'll give him that.
If we vote by mail, Biden has a 100% chance of winning. I genuinely do not understand why more people are not sounding the alarm on this. The Democrats are going full steam ahead with mail-in voting, and it's already a go in California and New York.
Where it might matter for a few house seats, but honestly they can't expect to flip +10 R seats and not get called on the carpet.
On the topic of California: Dear Pedes who live in Cali...... FUCKING MOVE TO TEXAS YOU GODDAMN ASSHOLES. I'm in a purple state that's actually swung red, but you are in a lost state that is sending its spores into texas. YOU can offset that by moving too. What's keeping you? Your love of spanish? Your love of high taxes? Your love of being told what to do?
Fuck that static. Move to texas!
They flipped a bunch of R seats in 2018, using ballot harvesting, and nothing happened.
I think the Democrats could actually destroy ballots by the truckload, on live television, and nothing would happen.
whats keeping me is my love for my home.
if you dont live here you cant possibly understand. so many patriots here. i'll never abandon this ship.
i will live to see california returned to america.
It was done incrementally each election. Flip 1 or 2 here or there. Then one cycle flip all (VA).
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
okie doke
He not doin nuthin
What difference, at this point, does it make?
It depends on the definition of what is is.
MAN AND WIFE, SAY MAN AND WIFE!
https://thedonald.win/p/FfkLBnd7/bidey-you-know-how-much-i-love-w/c/
It's all a big joke anyway and totally for show. I know it, they know it, everyone knows it.
People are - very smart people, are saying - some of them are very smart, and some - I assume are, not so smart. - but some, are saying...
Where is Joe?
Hunter nose
They're going to replace Biden with someone else. It won't be Bernie despite him having the next most delegates.
Most Bernie Bros will vote for that person anyway like the good little cucks they are.
It's practically a guarantee. Did you see the clip where Biden slipped when talking about his VP pick and said something along the lines of "it needs to be a solid pick for when I walk away"
Whoa. Do you have a link to that?
Frontrunner is Harris now that Gillum got caught in a hotel with meth and an OD'd male prostitute
Only because of the swing voters. Democrats are absolutely fine with that kind of behavior.
Wonder how many times he did that before he slipped? Piss and shit on the bed, pills everywhere, buck naked passed out on the floor. "The next Obama". I don't think even Obama got his jollies from assortments of pills. But Dems would still vote for him.
It's 100% candidate by installation. Biden picks VP. Biden is unfit for presidency due to dementia, too late for new primaries, VP is now candidate.
Correction: Biden will have a VP picked for him. He's in no condition to do the picking. Even if he imagined that he could make the pick himself, the DNC puppeteers would have no trouble convincing him that the person he picked "declined", and they would have no trouble convincing (with cash and/or threats) the person he picked to STFU about the fact that he tried to pick her and she would have loved to accept but the DNC puppeteers wouldn't allow it.
You got it.
Maybe they’ll nominate Skeletor? (Pelosi)
Nice
if they can lock in mail in voting I think Hillary will make the DNC run her
It is too easy to have an audit trail with mail-in ballots. They have to go to internet vote. Then China can decide who gets the most votes.
I think even democrates will turn to Trump if that happens
The problem with Moderates and Republicans is that they cannot comprehend how the Democrat party will act. We tend to think in the logical and optimal way however Democrats already fucked over the entire Bernie voter wing twice without a second thought just to prevent losing control.
Biden has been a Dem dog for so long the Dems party owes him big and will lie or cheat to let him run because its his turn. The Dems know they cannot beat Trump this cycle with their normal candidates so they won't run them. They also hate Bernie and do not want their little club upset by Bernie so they refuse to let him run because he might upset the ivory tower. Biden is a sacrificial lamb while they prepare for 2024 when they actually have a chance. The primaries were just a 2024 selection test. Oh and by having Biden run it protects Ukrainegate.
Hmm --- how are they always say lucky ?!!? best candidates, global recession, found ballots and every growing need for the government to save us all
Dems cancel planned riots and protests, er, convention.
Pfft. If you didn't notice Hillary's coronation - super delegates have rendered the conventions at the DNC moot for a very long time. No pandemic required.
The GOP doesn't do 'super delegates'.
Antifa sure did talk big about prospective and imaginary tyranny, but then got real quiet as soon as actual tyranny raised its head.
Just like the feminists, the ‘civil rights defenders’, and most ‘Berniebros’.
They all rolled over like good doggies.
This is why they will never succeed, They are losers that don't know yet that they are losers.
I've been sloooowly dropping complaints from an alt that antifa has let us (them) down by not standing up to Trump and his fascist orders to social distance/wear masks.
I doubt it's redpilling anyone, but I'm hoping it can open the minds of a few, just a little, so that they can realize who the true fascists are.
I'm afraid someone will purposefully show up to an in-person Republican convention to try and spread the virus to everyone.
I wanted to see the cringe cancer though!
Virtual meeting? So this is what all that DeepFake tech was for...
Vitual meetings can be crashed,
They want as little attention drawn to their shenanigans as possible.
Well he's basically a woman and his wife is basically a man so his kids arguably have the most trans parents ever. Therefore he has the most-trans-parents administration ever. Sneaky little wordplay there, Obongo. The teleprompter must have been working that day.
Username really checks out!
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This is all about stealing the election. The virus has just been the perfect (maybe too perfect?) cover to do so. They won’t do debates and when the ‘second wave’ of the virus comes, as they are already setting the table for, they will mandate vote by mail in all swing states.
Highlighting their intentions dosen’t mean it’s a done deal or one should just quit. How are you reading into it like that??
100% agree. I think it is important to call out their bullshit at all points as you never know if someone new to politics and our fight may be reading your post, my post or whomever. It can enlighten them to the struggle we face this in November and it is time to get out, canvas, phone bank etc.
what are you going to do about all the cheating?
Do we even have the motherfucking results from the Iowa Caucus?
The only criteria for being a liberal is double digit IQ, no memory, and no standards
Wouldn’t it be great if everyone goes down in flames and Trump just ends up running unopposed? I know it won’t happen, but a girl can dream.
They'd say, "That was Trumps plan all along, to get them to spy, investigate, and impeach him only to have them all put away for doing so and run unopposed!" lol. "Let's spy, investigate, and impeach him on that again!"................
Keep your eye on Hillary.
Is it already her turn again?
I don't know man, I mean I know she wants it but she looks REALLY old. Maybe she's in better health than Biden? But it can't be by much.
RNC is still having their convention right.
So many people got sick and died after CPAC I just don’t see how they can do it
I'm sure the people who live in the city doesn't want a ton of potential coronavirus carrying people to come there. Then the city ends up being a hot spot.
They just don’t want a big crowd there when they announce Crooked for VP
You mean P, right?
Gotta ease them into it
Makes sense. After all, you don't want a large crowd of potentially violent BernieBros on hand when you hand the nomination to someone whose never been on the ballot.
Democrats should cancel the democratic party altogether
This tickles my hairy legs...
Are the bernie bros gonna commit suicide en mass at home? If so please live stream!
Can't have bernie-brotestors cramping their rig like in 2016
Joe Biden has the energy and gusto of a flaccid penis.
Alzheimer’s Joe is a flaccid penis.
Can you guys stop saying those words together? 🤮🤮🤮
I refer to him by his scientific name Joedactyl Bidensenex.
Low Energy
Without a convention, they can nominate and change nominations with no accountability to their constituency.
So like every one then?
This is what's called "cover". They haven't changed their behavior at all but thanks to China Flu they can be all "Whoa, well now we have to do this!" etc.
They will also cancel the debates
Shame. All those speeches from high-profile Dems would be comedy gold. Hillary, Bill, 0-man, Crazy Nancy and Crying Chuck, Pocahontas, Booker, Kamala, Castro. OMG Bernie! And would they even let Tulsi into the building?
Tulsi is just another Democrat with a different marketing team and I guess nicer tits.
They forget we're still in the alternate universe. They think by letting the DNC members vote by mail they're going to prove it's effective, but something is going to happen, and it's going to highlight why vote by mail is a total cluster fuck. Even if we just print ballots using the names of DNC members and information available online, lmao, we can send in fake ballots etc, turn the whole damn thing into another Nevada caucus.
Wouldn't it be funny if all the mail-in ballots got dumped into Boston Harbor by mistake...
Like they're all deposited into a hole in the wall with a chute - people just assume the elections commission is in there taking them and working hard to count them - but nope, it's just a chute that goes down into the water. And they're destroyed faster than Democrats can fill multiple thousands of ballots out.
That's because they know doing so they will avoid a blood bath.
This sounds logical to me, but my God man, how could it be worse than their livestreams?
Democrats: Trump is such a dictator he will cancel elections!
Also Democrats: We're cancelling our elections and convention!
They are so smart. They know Joe will do something at the convention that gets used in memes for years!
Like this?
Damn. I was looking forward to the commie Bernie Bros burning Milwaukee down like they said they would.
Pleeeeeeaaaaase let the stream be a garbled pile of shit like Biden's event was!
Less blather to hear about.
I'm starting to think they're going to let Trump run unopposed after citing the pandemic for being a fascist and Trump not allowing mail in voting.
Think about it- if Trump has no opposition, voter turnout will be wayyy lower and allow them to fulfill their cheating goal of keeping the house and stealing the senate.
Except, pedes will be willing to crawl over broken glass to vote Trump just because we give a giant FU to the in the tank media, the swamp and the crooked Democrats. That would backfire biggly.
I didn't vote in the last election because Trump was up bigly in my state. Well after all the popular-vote-fagging I will damn sure vote this year.
How incredibly undemocratic will the Democratic Party be?
I mean, the existence of super delegates was already pretty hilarious.
I think social distancing is great, instead of seeing dems as one big Shit stain we get to see each and everyone of them for the Shit stains they are in society
With this shitstorm going on and all the delays, why aren't we delaying the presidential election??
unconstitutional
I think our country will be resistant (not immune) to nefarious activities for (insert arbitrary length of time here) because Trump is stacking things in our favor. The Federal Courts have been flipped towards Constitutionalism, many dirty swamp rats have been removed from their posts (hopefully with prosecutions to follow), and the public is being made aware of what has been happening.
He's doing what he can to put us in a good position moving forward, but it's up to We The People to be vigilant and involved.
Well, THAT oughta rev up the base LOL
We are going to SMOKE these turkeys in November and feast on their giblets.
Republicans have never been more motivated to get out to the polls and vote. NOBODY better be "mailing it in" this time!
Republicans 2020: "ROCK THE VOTE!"
Democrats 2020: "BLOCK THE VOTE!"
Their only message is orange man bad they would run out of things to talk about pretty quick anyway
Get out your popcorn pedes. The fun is about to begin. This is the party that can't coordinate a townhall for the guy in front. Good luck to the MSM.