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PROCIsAsshoe 117 points ago +118 / -1

Jeb! surge 2020 watch out for the dark turtle candidate!!!

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Wuzizname 53 points ago +53 / -0

GUAC BOWLS RAIN FROM THE SKY!

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Modus_Pwninz 27 points ago +27 / -0

Please ritualistically clap, as is custom.

Ooommmmmmolayyyyy

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PROCIsAsshoe 13 points ago +13 / -0

Jebrah: You get a pocket turtle! You get a pocket turtle! Pocket turtles for everyone!!!

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NYRepublican72 10 points ago +10 / -0

Mor Guac

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CharethCutestory 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣 I forgot about the guac bowls. Might be better than “please clap,” probably not, but really close second.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 9 points ago +9 / -0

How does he keep doing it?!?!

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PROCIsAsshoe 10 points ago +10 / -0

Given that most entertainment venues remain closed, it remains a mystery where Jeb! is harnessing his clapping derived energy from. It's possible that he's tripled his guac intake and increased the frequency of pep talks from the strongest woman he knows!

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

She should be running

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axrevolutionai 3 points ago +3 / -0

She RAN so HE could WALK

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PROCIsAsshoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

That might have been the moment that Jeb's last shred of confidence dissolved. Hilarious moment I can't believe he got that jab in lol

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Autismo 1 point ago +2 / -1

I legit laughed at loud, thank you for this haha

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PROCIsAsshoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol no problem bud! Glad I could bring you a laugh. We all need one right about now! Take care.

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MisterClinton 3 points ago +3 / -0

SLOW and STEADY wins the race!