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Grilledpepe 144 points ago +144 / -0

How dare you not do the exact opposite of trump every time

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Thedaythe_redditdied 61 points ago +61 / -0

The funny part is that trump is agreeing with Elon. And Elon is just saying thank you.

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Grilledpepe 18 points ago +18 / -0

You're either with us or you're with us bigot. screeches in orange man bad

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Helmerj 2 points ago +2 / -0

Elon can’t be racist. He’s a Sub-Saharan African.

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VoxVeritas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wrong. He's an African American.

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ThePenisBetweenUs 29 points ago +30 / -1

Trump should go stand on the top of a tall building and say “I HATE jumping off of buildings”

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Grilledpepe 11 points ago +11 / -0

An argument can be made that the only reason there were any lockdowns was because of that infamous presser where trump told everyone not to panic. So you're not even far off

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

If trump came out in support of cancer, it would be cured next week. Hell the left would probly dust off a cure they already have.

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lixa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump should come out and say we all need to stay home forever, everything closed! Then turn to conservative news camera and wink. Watch how fast it all opens.

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SSJ3NAPPA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nailed it👌

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publ1us 139 points ago +139 / -0

/popcorn

This show's getting good.

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mixednuts86 48 points ago +48 / -0

Besides the country being shut down and small businesses getting decimated, it's nice to see democrat idiocy on full display. Hello independents!

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1A_FTW 103 points ago +103 / -0

Party line over reality, the Democrat way!

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Ithrowawaay 37 points ago +38 / -1

Seriously, that’s how polarized this nation is. Totally black and white, err orange.

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NADSAQ 12 points ago +12 / -0

That’s how insanely left the left is. I know there are a lot of centrists and conservatives that want compromise and peace with the left, but not the other way around.

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UpTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck compromise. They're actively working to destroy every one of us and America. Fuck 'em

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NADSAQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh yeah, I am also not one of those people and consider leftists to be subhuman scum. But there are a lot of well-meaning naive people out there.

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fdagasfd 93 points ago +93 / -0

This is so perfect. The retard tried to drag him for saying "Thank You!" to something Trump said, he didn't even "agree with him" like the guy said.

If you merely show a fundamental level of human decency to a person who politically disagrees with leftism you're a non-person.

Disgusting animals.

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xzibit_b 24 points ago +24 / -0

It's the case with all authoritarian, totalitarian ideologies.

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slimcoat 73 points ago +73 / -0

You just agreed with Donald Trump. Let that sink in, Elon.

This statement reveals an adherence to ideology rather than rational thought.

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VeryRarePepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

A liberal is a liberal first, always.

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intamin 1 point ago +1 / -0

In this case it was Elon burning them!

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SeeIfItMAGAs 29 points ago +29 / -0

Ewww, it's a link to a shithole...

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maga_2020 5 points ago +7 / -2

Reddit is great for niche communities. Just have to avoid the large default subreddits.

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_ra247 6 points ago +7 / -1

Never giving that shithole one more click

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VoxVeritas 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is only one niche left I'm into:

https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchRedditDie/

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realJohnMiller 24 points ago +24 / -0

Looks like the karens and cucks are losing the fight over there. This simp made me lol:

I'll let my ICU nurse girlfriend know that you figured out that flattening the curve is pointless.

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bubadmt 13 points ago +13 / -0

Let them LARP to their hearts desire, everyone can obviously tell they're full of it.

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Brulee 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Good, so I won't have to explain to her how much of a faggot you are."

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wethedownvoted 8 points ago +8 / -0

SCIENCE!!! WE HAVE TO SCIENCE THE SCIENCE AND YOU CANT SCIENCE WITH SCIENCE AND THE SCIENCE IS SCIENCE SCIENCE SCIENCE!!

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Brucesky420 13 points ago +13 / -0

You want to have fun? Go to /r/collapse and sort by Top: Past month

Delusional, brainwashed motherfuckers. They started planning communities with people of all trades "to rebuild"

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Mitschu 13 points ago +13 / -0

people of all trades

Okay, workgang, so far we have 863 communities with 4 hairdressers apiece, 18 strong and brave people doing the hardest job of all (stay at home childfree single women) in each, an astounding 48 unemployed college students who all have a working model of socialism that has never been tried before, again that's per community, and I'm proud to announce that we've just reached slightly over half of a professor of the arts per. We'll have to share to make sure that Voltaire and Nietzsche survive this pandemic, but it's good to know we have redundancies in place. I'd also like to extend a special welcome to our newest members, the entire Buzzfeed staff.

This survivalist community network is looking really strong, we just need at least one person with any practical experience working with tools, structural coding and planning, some sort of physics degree, or at least a basic math background who isn't afraid of sweating, to kick this project off. If you know any mechanics, engineers, or at least one person with a STEM background, please try to convince them to join us. (But remember, no fascists allowed!)

I must stress, while I know we're all super smart and could figure this out on our own if we really tried and put in any effort whatsoever, currently our biggest obstacle is people claiming online that they're totally an esteemed master of architectural design with over 20 years of experience willing to serve our communes on a voluntarily basis, but then sending us links to their Minecraft portfolios after Karen in HR has already hired them. We're already running on a really tight budgets, folks, we can't keep relying on more Drumpf stimulus checks arriving.

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Xipotec [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

If i had coffee i’d spew it all over the table

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side_o_beef 4 points ago +4 / -0

STRONG COMMENT!

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FineParticles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please accept this digital applause.

Applause

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Mitschu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Excuse me, but applause is very harmful to people with severe PTSD triggered by sporadic, spontaneous, and high volume percussive noises. Noises that are reminiscent of heavy weapons fire, repeated explosions, and the other myriad terrors of wartime engagement should not be used to "celebrate" around the largest groups of survivors who are exclusively, if not solely, victimized and traumatized by those triggering sounds.

I'm talking of course about female college students.

Jazz hands

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FutureMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was hoping that would be for real :(

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nowrongwrong 8 points ago +8 / -0

https://i.imgur.com/zSEPjnP.jpg

This post from there seems pretty based.

Also, if people you respect and admire suddenly take a position you can't even rationally consider, maybe the problem is you, not them.

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alfredbester 21 points ago +21 / -0

The truth is savage weapon in a world built on lies.

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powershellder 20 points ago +20 / -0

“How dare you thank someone who is advocating for you!”

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CyanScales 19 points ago +19 / -0

"Those who always disagree have a closed mind … but, by their very nature, that won’t sink in (sigh)"

IS TDS CURABLE???
Can facts ever sink in?

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Grady_Wilson 8 points ago +8 / -0

No, TDS is terminal.

There are no known cases of severe TDS where the afflicted survived.

It's sad, really.

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Xipotec [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

It really could be. I pay attention to a lot of tesla podcasts and whatnot and they really support Elon on this. They not that it is weird that it aligns with more of the freedom and liberty crowd but some of them take it in stride.

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Jammerculture 15 points ago +16 / -1

I can’t believe these people who go out in front of the entire world and argue with a literal genius

Think about that for a minute

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EditorBob 7 points ago +7 / -0

Let that sink in.

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dudeduderson 5 points ago +5 / -0

They believe they are morally correct. That kind of self righteousness is scary shit

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Nicktdot 15 points ago +15 / -0

Tesla is the most patriotic car maker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiDWgh7jhTE

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4moreyears 14 points ago +14 / -0

clearly every thing the evil orange man does is bad, because orange man is bad. Therefore if you agree with him, you are bad. There are no exceptions to this rule.

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remember1776 13 points ago +13 / -0

Elon is going fullblown Notch

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ughicanteven 13 points ago +13 / -0

dont forget there are lots of closet trump supporters in this country. I am from a very liberal city in a very liberal state, all of the people I interact with just assume everyone around them thinks like them. It's literally impossible for them to conceive that there are people in their everyday lives that disagree with them.

I sadly have to hide my political affiliation because I truly believe it would harm my career prospects due to fascist HR and work culture. It's disgusting.

Perhaps many of you have the same experience as myself, but I feel that fellow conservatives/trump supporters can figure each other out after a while. We don't shout it from the rafters, but honestly if someone just makes a little bit of sense to me, there chances have shot up dramatically. Maybe someone will say how taxes suck, or talk about how nasty california is for having needles and shit in their streets. Really basic, common points of view that wont out someone to a liberal, but when you hear nonstop TDS, if someone says just basic common sense it's like "yup... he's one of ours"

I think elon is a secret trump supporter.

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EditorBob 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes, it's very annoying when someone makes a lame Trump joke expecting everyone in the room to find it funny. It's the same with Brexit in the UK. Remainers always assume that everyone around them is also a remainer - this despite more than half the population voting to leave.

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MAUSGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's literally impossible for them to conceive that there are people in their everyday lives that disagree with them.

Everyone around me is like this. They're on the right side of history! Anybody who disagrees with them must be not just stupid, but also evil! It's so demoralising. I have been able to identify only one person in my life who isn't in lockstep (I'm outside the US). And I can't risk outing myself by actively looking for like-minded people because it would undoubtedly kill my employment prospects.

Every day there are at least a couple of conversations where I must remain silent and allow myself to be ridiculed at length. I have control of my emotions, but I fear some day this sort of ridicule will push somebody else over the edge and the results won't be pretty.

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Mitschu 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bigot: someone who is intolerant of different ideas or who refuses to consider other viewpoints.

Now, consider which of these is more likely to get you a reasoned debate with someone who, while they don't agree with you, at least respects your opposing view enough to give it a fair trial in the court of rationalism:

  • Walking into a church and arguing with the pastor that God isn't real.

  • Walking into a college and arguing with any professor that transgenderism isn't real.

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WelcomeToCornPopCopy 5 points ago +5 / -0

"lEt ThAt SiNk In"

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AlphaNathan 5 points ago +5 / -0
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GeneralBoobs 3 points ago +3 / -0

The best part was cut off. The cuck responded with "agreed, but muh orange man bad"

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BadManOrange 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump says "healthy grass is green. "

I agree

Wow, you agreed with Trump. Grass is obviously brown.

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Lonnyzone 3 points ago +3 / -0

I heard he double dog dared Alameda to arrest him.

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tread 3 points ago +3 / -0

From what I've heard, he's been on our side since at least November last year. Just now showing, though.

I learned about it a few months ago from CodesUcq, a Twitter profile I love getting news from:

https://twitter.com/codesucq/status/1260231042423652352?s=21

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GoingCamaro 3 points ago +4 / -1

This mother fucker just suckered me into buying his truck.

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maga_2020 2 points ago +3 / -1

The sink is a dick I don’t want to let it in

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JustHereForTheSalmon 2 points ago +2 / -0

But the left will let that sink in.

If you call the sink and illegal alien ready to leech off the taxpayer.

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no_step_on_snek 2 points ago +2 / -0

His response to that retard is exactly what I say to the elon haters here.

At least the "you're on my team or you're wrong" mentality isn't that prevalent here. The lefties live by that rule. But there's still enough of it that it is annoying. I'm pretty sure its the hard R converts that jumped on board after we won, you guys need to learn to care about america and truth above your gang!

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forgloryofkekistan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly, we have a gang mentality in t_d too. If you disagree or have a controversial opinion, you get downvoted to oblivion and your comment gets hidden. I guess .win is better since I don't see as much censorship as there was int r/t_d

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swimminginthoughts 2 points ago +2 / -0

He missed the opportunity for "thank you Mr president, very cool!"

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RIPIsaacKappy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanking someone isn't the same as agreeing with them. This lefty can't even logic.

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WeinerLapTop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great minds think alike but fools seldom differ.

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TheRealBarron_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone remember when Elon was a member of his cabinet and Trump asked him to battle so he quit?

My man just wants to make rockets. He is a nerd neither with us or against us. And that's perfectly fine. I love Elon. He isn't a fighter like Trump but he isn't a pushover either. About as average as a maniacal genius can get

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BrianSolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel like agreeing once with President Trump is like opening the floodgates. It would be great if Elon could further help educate the masses

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BananaWizard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Libertarians siding with trump 8th dimensional chutes and ladders

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mechdork 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why won't it let me upvote this more than once? Oh wait.. I keep forgetting this website isn't a democrat

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GrabLifeByThePussy 1 point ago +1 / -0

California should stop being retarded. Letting Tesla make cars again is the tip of the tip of the iceberg.