Okay, workgang, so far we have 863 communities with 4 hairdressers apiece, 18 strong and brave people doing the hardest job of all (stay at home childfree single women) in each, an astounding 48 unemployed college students who all have a working model of socialism that has never been tried before, again that's per community, and I'm proud to announce that we've just reached slightly over half of a professor of the arts per. We'll have to share to make sure that Voltaire and Nietzsche survive this pandemic, but it's good to know we have redundancies in place. I'd also like to extend a special welcome to our newest members, the entire Buzzfeed staff.
This survivalist community network is looking really strong, we just need at least one person with any practical experience working with tools, structural coding and planning, some sort of physics degree, or at least a basic math background who isn't afraid of sweating, to kick this project off. If you know any mechanics, engineers, or at least one person with a STEM background, please try to convince them to join us. (But remember, no fascists allowed!)
I must stress, while I know we're all super smart and could figure this out on our own if we really tried and put in any effort whatsoever, currently our biggest obstacle is people claiming online that they're totally an esteemed master of architectural design with over 20 years of experience willing to serve our communes on a voluntarily basis, but then sending us links to their Minecraft portfolios after Karen in HR has already hired them. We're already running on a really tight budgets, folks, we can't keep relying on more Drumpf stimulus checks arriving.
You want to have fun? Go to /r/collapse and sort by Top: Past month
Delusional, brainwashed motherfuckers. They started planning communities with people of all trades "to rebuild"
Okay, workgang, so far we have 863 communities with 4 hairdressers apiece, 18 strong and brave people doing the hardest job of all (stay at home childfree single women) in each, an astounding 48 unemployed college students who all have a working model of socialism that has never been tried before, again that's per community, and I'm proud to announce that we've just reached slightly over half of a professor of the arts per. We'll have to share to make sure that Voltaire and Nietzsche survive this pandemic, but it's good to know we have redundancies in place. I'd also like to extend a special welcome to our newest members, the entire Buzzfeed staff.
This survivalist community network is looking really strong, we just need at least one person with any practical experience working with tools, structural coding and planning, some sort of physics degree, or at least a basic math background who isn't afraid of sweating, to kick this project off. If you know any mechanics, engineers, or at least one person with a STEM background, please try to convince them to join us. (But remember, no fascists allowed!)
I must stress, while I know we're all super smart and could figure this out on our own if we really tried and put in any effort whatsoever, currently our biggest obstacle is people claiming online that they're totally an esteemed master of architectural design with over 20 years of experience willing to serve our communes on a voluntarily basis, but then sending us links to their Minecraft portfolios after Karen in HR has already hired them. We're already running on a really tight budgets, folks, we can't keep relying on more Drumpf stimulus checks arriving.
Please accept this digital applause.
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