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gnomenclature 253 points ago +256 / -3

Wonderful! Now let's pray they don't find some ballots for his opponent in a sunken treasure chest next month.

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Valensiakol 140 points ago +141 / -1

Oh god they just started flying out of my ass by the thousands someone please help me

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Phillysmackdown 72 points ago +73 / -1

I'll send big Mike right over🤣😂🤣😂

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DrBJTester 27 points ago +27 / -0

Pedes however find it hilarious.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

"You crackers keep calling me Big Mike I'm gonna shove my dick in your ass."

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Ameronaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

He'd do that anyway

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ailurus 1 point ago +1 / -0

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is not happy with being associated with that tranny

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iamjohnwick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Greatest name ever

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ChokingOnARedpill 12 points ago +12 / -0

Barry said you needed a plumber.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 8 points ago +8 / -0

You make him sound like a plumber

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DarkMemeDuck 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm dead now. Thanks for that.

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Rufus_Shinra 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fantastic news, but let's just hope Broward County in Florida doesn't find boxes of provisional ballets in schools, airports, car trunks, closets, etc...

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ActionExpress 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sounds like the plot of a shitty Pirates of the Caribbean remake.

DEMOCRAT SCOUNDREL WINCHES!

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rubberkidney 7 points ago +8 / -1

*republicans immediately surrender the seat.

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Drgreygoose02 79 points ago +79 / -0

Nice margin!

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Ferrous_Tarkus 53 points ago +54 / -1

If it's not close... they can't cheat.

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DittoHead 17 points ago +18 / -1

I’m sure just enough ballots will show up in someone’s trunk

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pmurTJdlanoD 23 points ago +24 / -1

We found an uncounted, unregistered box of ballots in the port-o-potty behind the building...it brings us no pleasure to announce that they were all Dem votes and we've won the election!

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powershellder 15 points ago +15 / -0

Dem ballots do belong in a portapotty.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's the only reason we have a D Governor. Never would I have imagined a Governor could have so much impact on day to day life.

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TheDespotofCartoons 8 points ago +8 / -0

In either Ashland or Bayfield counties. Or maybe even both! But it'll be more ballots than there are people.

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whiterosealchemist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sad to say but my people up there have no qualms about doing bad things to make things happen.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well then we have to do bad things back.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 1 point ago +1 / -0

If we do that, they'll make sure we never have political presence again. We can't afford to play dirty.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not talking about playing dirty. I'm referring to catching them, and prosecuting to the fullest extent of the law.

Or otherwise being dominant. Don't be skeered! What would they do that "makes sure we never have political presence again?"

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TheDespotofCartoons 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, I know. I went to Northland for a time...ugh, I can't believe I admitted it again.

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bubadmt 9 points ago +9 / -0

Challenge accepted.

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notenoughbutts 6 points ago +6 / -0

You've never been to Seattle, I see.

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Thearchduke 4 points ago +6 / -2

Lol, to be young and idealistic again...sigh...

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doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a fair standard let's just concede a massive advantage.

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nazereth1 10 points ago +10 / -0

Rookie numbers! Gotta pump 'em up!

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JamesSunderland 5 points ago +5 / -0

BTFO levels

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IvIA6A 1 point ago +1 / -0

Has to be or they will start pulling boxes out of a trunk or flooding with late mail in votes

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keepwinning 57 points ago +57 / -0

CNN: How WI-7 spells trouble for Trump

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Impala 39 points ago +39 / -0

They actually started already saying anything under 20% shows Trump weak in Wisconsin

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DeplorableCentipede 17 points ago +17 / -0

Technically, Trump won by 20% in 2016, but the Republican only won by 5% in 2018, so this result is a huge improvement since then.

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ProfessorRomendev 6 points ago +7 / -1

And both now and in 2018, Trump himself wasnt on the ballot, so a lot of Trump supporters (not republican supporters) didn’t bother to come out for either.

Red wave in 2020

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Awilen 1 point ago +1 / -0

You read the absolute difference based on the total number of voters (16%), I read the relative difference based on the number of voters for each candidate.

38% more people voted for Tom Tiffany compared to Tricia Zunker.

Now we can really appreciate the scale of the landslide.

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PaigeAshley 42 points ago +43 / -1

High Energy Wisconsin!

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Dimedog 26 points ago +27 / -1

A thorough ass whooping

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DrWeeGee 25 points ago +25 / -0

LET'S GO

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MooCow1980 25 points ago +25 / -0

I haven't been following this but GO RED TEAM

GO GO GO

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DuesImperator 24 points ago +25 / -1

Are we going to hear the media tell us that the Dem loss is really a win, and that it’s a day of reckoning for Trump on his handling of the WhuFlu and economy? The walls are closing in!!!

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bubadmt 7 points ago +7 / -0

The L is really a W-- don't believe your lying eyes!

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Sweitzenhammer 21 points ago +25 / -4

USPS reports to work tomorrow morning. Your mail will be delayed because every Dem postal carrier will be given special instructions...Order 6666

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HemRoidRage 19 points ago +19 / -0

58% want freedom and know their rights.

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El_Magarino 16 points ago +16 / -0

Wew! I'm almost afraid to look at these result posts. I have such little faith in the political process anymore, but wins like this make it harder for the Dems to cheat in November.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

The campaigning is exceptionally full of bs against the R. The sky will fall and everything if you vote for him doncha know

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fcdru 14 points ago +15 / -1

I take... Partial... Credit for this!

MAGA.

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CitizenPlain 11 points ago +11 / -0

42%? Can there really be that many idiots? The corporate media has too much power. I'm always amazed even 1 person would vote dem.

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ObamasOkieDokie 0 points ago +1 / -1

May i remind you democrats illegal aliens are good people and that communism is good

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Flahusky 10 points ago +10 / -0

Next the media will find a way to say the win isn't really a win or that the win was by a margin smaller than expected (during a pandemic mind you)

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raybiker73 10 points ago +10 / -0

My guess for all of these is, every time a Republican wins, it will be "this was voter suppression because muh minorities are more vulnerable to the 'Rona and had to stay home hurr durr."

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +5 / -2

This is WI. We don't believe in minorities. We're over 90% white, and aren't even in the 10 whitest States. Keep them minority POCs down in Milwaukee and Madison

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Thehumancentipede 10 points ago +10 / -0

I WANT BIGGER MARGINSSSSSS

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TommyLasordasBallBag 9 points ago +9 / -0

Cleaned house! Now in November we clean the rest of the house

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Schrodingers_Cat 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hmmmm.... Be careful. They need to know how many votes we got before they know how many they need to "find".

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Lol_Garrus 9 points ago +9 / -0

DRAGON ENERGY IN WISCONSIN-7!!!

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Spez1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Great news. Big win for Trump

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aqua27 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't get to excited the Dems are loading up their cars with mail in ballots to be delivered soon

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raybiker73 7 points ago +7 / -0

At least half a dozen Buicks idling down behind the bus station.

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Alphahorizon 7 points ago +7 / -0

GREAT NEWS!!!!! Yes caps I know. But its good news.

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Imransgarage 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nice!!!!

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Whitemarlin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Media is very salty. In this article, they describe him as taking over for “a reality tv star” rather than describing him as the congressman

https://www.channel3000.com/trump-backed-tiffany-wins-wisconsin-congressional-race/

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671-EVIL 6 points ago +6 / -0

HAHAHA! Not even close! FUCK YOU, FILTHY COMMIES!!!

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djmarcone 6 points ago +6 / -0

but but but muh RONA!

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Sparhawk007 6 points ago +6 / -0

Congratulations to all you Wisconsin Pedes!!!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thank you but absentee ballot fraud cost us a State Supreme Court seat last month and the Governor in 2018.

Free and fair elections have to be an incredibly high priority for November

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BuckyRancher 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thank you Jesus

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Choppermagic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Zunker campaign declared another Covid death by NYT

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FuckReddit4545 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congrats to Tom Tiffany! Big win tonight.

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PacificElectric 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yassssss

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Wupta 5 points ago +5 / -0

What surprises me is that anyone even votes for Democrats

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independentbystander 5 points ago +5 / -0

MAGA

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Azure_Comet 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jesus, tha'ts a hard Red.

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WishdoctorsSong 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still not hard enough. 42% of voters voted for the party of authoritarian communism. That's fucking terrifying.

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luke21 5 points ago +6 / -1

Northwest Wisconsin has changed a lot. Northeast Minnesota likewise.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you saying we have a little Somalia in WI too?

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luke21 2 points ago +2 / -0

Neither of those areas is Somali. Wausau/Eau Claire used to have a strong Democrat bent. The Minnesota far north region around Duluth was heavily Democrat, but is changing. The Somali stuff is in Minneapolis. Milwaukee is a small Chicago, and Madison is just crazy. But that's not in play for this district.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah, you're saying changed for the better :) I'm familiar with our capital and Brew city, but didn't know if Muslims were taking over along our western border somewhere.

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luke21 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not at all. That's becoming a solid GOP district. David Obey was king there forever.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yay! Keeping Somalia west of the Mississippi is a strange consolation, but at least it's not spreading. What's the R0? I wonder what the number of total cases is.

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luke21 1 point ago +1 / -0

If anything it's redpilling a state that hasn't voted Republican since Nixon in 1972.

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Silkom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same results should be coming everywhere else.

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LightBeacons 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tip of the iceberg for November 3. Calif. seat flipped tor Red for the first time too with the Fighter Pilot, Mike Garcia way ahead of the (D)

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ThePenisBetweenUs 0 points ago +1 / -1

I can’t believe we won’t BOTH elections by about the same margin.

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Thingthing22 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is this an improvement or did we lose ground in this district?

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NimblePepeCentipede 4 points ago +6 / -2

Niiiice!!

MAGA

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Reltius 3 points ago +3 / -0

WI DNC chair has declared it a victory for them

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

May they have this sort of "victory" in every seat, forevermore

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SoldierofKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh I didn't realize where this district was. My parents have a house. These are good conservative people

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iIndianaJones 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking right!

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Juzeza 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice. Thanks op

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BieberHole69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Media before the special elections: "these elections are certainly bellwether elections, they could give a sneak peak to a second blue wave"

After election: "...Donald Trump is bad"

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MetallicOpeth 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'M NOT EVEN AMERICAN AND THIS GIVES ME A FREEDOM BONER

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ohpleaseuhhelpame 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes! Great job

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SubaruKayak 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd imagine folks on that other site are reeeeeeeeee'ing like bitches on that one irrelevant politics platform. I'd go check but Doc says I need to be careful with my sodium intake.