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Deplorable_Yankee 103 points ago +104 / -1

Yup Druggy Bear, just head back down to your drug lair (mom's basement) and cry for another 4 years.

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FancyBeerCoozyBeer 39 points ago +39 / -0

Drugs are bad, komrade.

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Deplorable_Yankee 30 points ago +30 / -0

Duly noted, now pass the vodka.

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TenScoops 23 points ago +23 / -0

Copy that, now pass the grass.

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Deplorable_Yankee 16 points ago +16 / -0

Ok, as long as we each get our own doobie. I love you pede but sharing saliva might be a thing to avoid these days. Wu Tang told me the wuflu ain't nothing to f with.

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TenScoops 4 points ago +4 / -0

You got a point there

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FreeBased1 2 points ago +2 / -0

"OH GOD TRUMP IS GOING TO WIN" could be taken two ways.

Personally, I prefer the way when you scream that out during a Presidential debate and Trump drops a line like "Because you'd be in jail."

I'd scream it out like I was having an orgasm. Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD TRUMP IS GOING TO... TO... WIN! YES YES YES YES YES!

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Destineed369 3 points ago +4 / -1

Roll a normal joint and cut it in half. That’s what I did for the holiday.

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Deplorable_Yankee 4 points ago +4 / -0

can I make it twice as big then?

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Destineed369 6 points ago +6 / -0

Obviously! Just don’t pass it to the left! Lol

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HemRoidRage 3 points ago +3 / -0

Epic thread.

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PosterIsDead 3 points ago +3 / -0

"But since I lost one of my lungs, I cut my smoking in half."

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buco 1 point ago +1 / -0

You'll have to drink twice as much.

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RighteousViolence1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Back in the day, my group of friends started smoking big blunts for one guys birthday every year. The first big blunt was a 1/8th shared between 5 guys. The last one we did was 2 oz and 24 blunt wraps all sealed together with sticky thc goo shared with about 15 people.

Seems so gross smoking that with some many dudes.

(As a side note, no women were allowed, we also all dressed up in the best (the absolute worst) suit we could fine from the Salvation Army, smoked blunt, then all went to Denny’s for pancake jamboree) man the days before responsibilities were fucking fire.

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Warren_Puffitt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Copy that, now pass the grass.

Tokial distancing dictates each has his/her own, but yeah!

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MisterBishop1942 0 points ago +1 / -1

Drugs are bad, mkay

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 18 points ago +20 / -2

Drugs are like a time machine that drops you in the future as a shittier version of yourself.

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Deplorable_Yankee 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes, that is why I said pass the vodka sir. The libtards can have their meth.

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squanchingonpao 1 point ago +1 / -0

Alcohol is the best drug

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redbeard 3 points ago +3 / -0

That hit home... something to think about young pedes.

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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mintyfresh 2 points ago +2 / -0

I read this in the voice of Big Man Tyrone.

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Kekistani 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, give him credit. The drugs scrambled this liberal's brain enough to have a moment of clarity.

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Trumplovinmama 42 points ago +42 / -0

This made my night!!

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VictoriousOnceMore88 37 points ago +37 / -0

President Trump is going to WIN WIN and WIN some more because he will NEVER give up on his base! God and Trump we must Trust!!!

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Charlie 30 points ago +30 / -0

Oh God, Trump is going to win ! ! ! ! ! ! !

but i already knew that.

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MAGAmemnon 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh, God (Emperor) Trump is going to win!!!

You know it, I know it, everybody knows it.

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Cyer6 1 point ago +1 / -0

We know he can win EASILY. We're just very skeptical of the voting process and the extent the Dems are willing to go to pull out wins across the country.

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Mintap 26 points ago +26 / -0

Yes, Trump will definately win, but only because his supporters will fight for it and not back down.

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PaigeAshley 23 points ago +23 / -0

Red Wave Baby!!!!!!

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Buff_em_up 21 points ago +21 / -0

They way I say “oh God Trump is going to win” is the polar opposite of how they say “oh god trump is going to win”

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jojoaz 19 points ago +20 / -1

They are just realizing Trumps is going to win? They are running Biden, at least for now. Bet that changes at the Convention. On top of Biden being the worse canidate in history, we have the Flynn case. Impeachment over Russia, Russia, Russia. Oh and Obama will be disgraced. I doubt they will dragged him into court, but a lot of wrong doing will come out. Trump will win by a land slide.

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RolandDelacroix 11 points ago +11 / -0

What convention? Isn't it corona-cancelled?

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gnomenclature 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yeah, baby.

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gnomenclature 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yeah, baby.

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MAGA16KAG20 16 points ago +16 / -0

They have to stop Newsome from doing the mail in voting though ASAP

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Grilledpepe 14 points ago +14 / -0

Revenge on the lockdown commies is coming in the form of a 2020 landslide. Remember we're trapped in our homes 2 months. They're trapped in their own heads 8 years.

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Parcus 13 points ago +13 / -0

🦀🦀🦀CRAB RAVE! 🦀🦀🦀

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 12 points ago +12 / -0

Please mr president I can’t win anymore

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the_sky_is_falling 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't let this win make you think it's an easy win! November is still months away They will cheat and try to win

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Songofsixpence 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh yeah!! 😏

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tsacian 0 points ago +1 / -1

They are already stating the number of ballots to be “counted” due to mail-in eclipses the number of counted ballots.. i expect to see them cheat this one.

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ShampocalypseWOW 5 points ago +5 / -0

These liberal faggots are going to get crushed into oblivion and it will be all their own doing. They have literally hitched their wagon to the virus and the shutdown... as if people aren't going to blame them for the economic destitution they suffer while conservative places get back to work and back to normal despite the virus, which is not a big threat (though it is certainly weird due to it being a bioweapon). They will ditch the whole "popular vote = real president" narrative and move towards a purely moral argument, where they declare non-leftists as immoral and thus their votes should not be counted.

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macocontentfarmer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hopefully he holds onto that lead... especially since you know they're going to use the mail-in ballot count to steal the election.

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Ironball 3 points ago +3 / -0

Life hits you that way sometimes. Reality, in all it's glory, has a way of reaching out and knocking you up side the gourd. Yes, Trump is going to win. You clowns put up a corrupt alzheimer political lifer with a penchant for sniffing little girls and seriously expect to win?

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IAmNotSuicidal 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Reeeeeeee but they lost the House. How can this be?!?"

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AmericanJawa 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is why Democrats need Cheat-by-Mail.

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WEWLADSDALWEW 2 points ago +2 / -0

What was your first clue, there, Druggy?

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smalltowndetroit 2 points ago +2 / -0

California is so fucked that they can't even get together to commit voting fraud anymore, nice

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Bramble 2 points ago +2 / -0

The silver lining here is Hillary used all of the DNC money, and all of the money from downticket races to fix the election for herself.

Now the DNC has no money because Biden is a clown so they can't pay for either downticket races or a decent presidential campaign.

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Ricky_CIA 1 point ago +1 / -0

DON'T GET COCKY

The dems are actively trying to rig the election with mail ballot fraud.

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

duh.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 1 point ago +2 / -1

Shitbirds are coming home to roost, cucks.

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redbeard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes

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LeftistsLoveStreetSh 1 point ago +1 / -0

And win BIGLY!

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secretbern 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now do Orange County.

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xquidproquox 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course he is, look at his accomplishments in spite of the attempted coup!