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Siteless_Vagrant 56 points ago +56 / -0

I can't think of a single kid I've ever known my entire life that wouldn't think that's cool as fuck.

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donalds_stones 32 points ago +33 / -1

This dumb fucker doesn't know that you cant even own a bazooka(Actually an AT4). This is just the tube.

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Cesare_Borgia 19 points ago +19 / -0

It's possible to own a real bazooka. It's classified as a destructive device and regulated by the ATF similar to an automatic weapon. I'm sure working examples are very expensive.

Real ammunition is possible too. Each round is a separate destructive device and each round requires a separate tax stamp and registration. I believe there are storage requirements as well.

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morethanaconquerer2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, not easy or cheap at all.

It takes a very long federal enema to acquire them. You can't even have spit on a sidewalk at any time in your life to be approved.

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WishdoctorsSong 22 points ago +22 / -0

Imagine seeing that man and not immediately thinking "I have got to get me a bazooka!" What a sad existence that would be.

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WeinerLapTop 5 points ago +5 / -0

Right? Im rarely emasculated. But this right here has me questioning if ive gone soft

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H_Guderian 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think they love the fantasy violence as they can prove in their heads that they aren't sheep, they are rebels! They're just like the Civil Rights Movement protesters because that's the only group that ever mattered. It is like a preacher that is 'too' anti-gay to cover up his pedophilia. Or a Democrat that abhors all attempts to suppress votes as they cheat in elections.

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FitOfficial 4 points ago +4 / -0

prrrt

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LeftistsAreInsane 3 points ago +3 / -0

You actually made me laugh with that one. Bravo.

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swimminginthoughts 14 points ago +14 / -0

The most important part of this tweet? I learned that Shooters Grill is a thing!

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WeinerLapTop 7 points ago +7 / -0

Same. Im gonna steal that fucking idea.

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Zaxxaz3 1 point ago +1 / -0

I learned of it from the Virginia Gun Rights rally AKA the safest place in history. I think I saw an interview with the owner on the Breitbart livestream but I could be remembering incorrectly.

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Redditcanblowme 11 points ago +11 / -0

A gun under each arm and a "bazooka" strapped to his back.

Is this guy dressed as a Fortnite character?

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probablyacoincidence 11 points ago +11 / -0

I heard Tara Reade feels safer near a bazooka

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FitOfficial 10 points ago +10 / -0

My little brothers would both go "WOOOOOOOOW" and talk the dude's ear off for an hour while my father probably did the same thing.

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DeadOverRed 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think we all need shoulder-launched missiles if the police is going to use MRAPs

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probablyacoincidence 7 points ago +7 / -0

Come to think of it this don Winslows kids would be safer near a bazooka too

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RJ713 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, THIS long... Uh, meatballs and marinara on Italian with extra mozzarella

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xmetalgod 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll take a foot long tuna on whole wheat, extra lettuce, salt (no pepper pls)

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rebelde_sin_causa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this a person who pees his pants if he sees a gun

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weneedaweedeater 3 points ago +3 / -0

"bazooka" - what is this guy, 5?

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perhaps he had this in mind.

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jamsycramsitinhisass 3 points ago +3 / -0

In MCT they let you shoot a trainer AT-4. It fires a 9mm, it's like a little paint round. You can also purchase inert display models for ~$250.

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Cosmo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now I want one too

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azn_gay_conservative 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol who cares for the kid.

if i see that guy ill definitely walk up to him and ask for a pic with his gun.

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kornesque 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not a bazooka, just an expended pipe you can get at the surplus store for $20.

Everyone point and laugh at the cuck.

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Cmchn 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not cutting him in line

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GiantTheAndre 1 point ago +1 / -0

And the badass of the year award goes to....

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kcfreels 1 point ago +1 / -0

Must have been a deactivated sample, as those would be insanely illegal to posses. Was he LARPing? Attending a boog reenactment?

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NoStumpyTrumpy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Heavily regulated, not illegal.

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kcfreels 1 point ago +1 / -0

True, but the list of people who get destructive device licenses is pretty short. Then there's ammo ;-p

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck... Now I need a Bazooka...

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DudeNoOne 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where is this shooters grill