Guandique denied attacking Levy. On November 28, the FBI had the informant take a polygraph test, which he failed. A polygraph test on Guandique, administered on February 4, 2002, returned inconclusive results that were officially ruled "not deceptive". Because neither the informant nor Guandique was fluent in English, D.C. chief detective Jack Barrett said that he would have preferred polygraph tests to have been administered by bilingual examiners, who were unavailable at the time
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How do you not find a bilingual examiner in DC?
This was during the halcyon days where having an illegal alien nanny was enough to force resignations, for BOTH parties.
Ah the good old days, when paying illegals wasn’t a party platform.
WTF happened here.