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posted ago by YaBoiJacob +1891 / -0
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YaBoiJacob [S] 37 points ago +37 / -0

At least they know that they're retarded and try to better themselves

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HillarysStrapOn 19 points ago +19 / -0

Franks n Beans

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Make_WA_Great_Again 10 points ago +10 / -0

Refreshing to see more WA pedes! I'd made a few Dimslee memes a few days ago.

https://i.maga.host/AGryCOZ.jpg

https://i.maga.host/avWoSqN.png

https://i.maga.host/hPOxA05.png

And yes, fuck that retarded POS

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Ondaswamp 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m a WA pede. We’re surrounded by loons here.Top to bottom crazies and fools. Gov. Insley is the biggest embarrassment of all. Absolute doofus. I look around me and ask myself, who the hell voted for this idiot? Wish I could move.

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Make_WA_Great_Again 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hate what this state has become underneath leftist rule. Homelessness, corruption, filth, and handouts.. the list goes on. Always seems like we're racing to the bottom here in Seattle to beat Portland. Peep my posts for some Inslee memes and please spread. People need to see the inefficacy of this dipshit.

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Ondaswamp 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will! Thanks!

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RandomBoomer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cognitively disabled?

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behemoth887 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah it is. retards don't choose to be retarded. libs do.

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Seattlesaltminer 55 points ago +55 / -0

He is slow walking unemployment in WA, only a fraction of those applied have received pay. He desperately wants to break ppl so they agree to a state income tax Then there is his moronic rule that if you go to a restaurant you gave to give email phone number and name. They have to store for 30 days. If you pay with a credit card this is a huge risk for identity theft And he knows it

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Wheredidiputit 38 points ago +38 / -0

This motherfucker and well as Seattle's Chief Executive Del Constantine are absolutely vile. Seriously hope this bastard is dancing from a rope soon.

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Brownwaterboys 15 points ago +16 / -1

finally someone who thinks the same about cuckboy Inslee and Rhino Constantine...Stay safe fellow WA pede

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Wheredidiputit 11 points ago +12 / -1

You too man. Keep your head on a swivel it's going to get worse before it gets better.

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Brownwaterboys 10 points ago +10 / -0

I grew up in eastern washington but moved and work here in western washington. I cannot wait till the day i move back. Fucking crazy losers on this side of the state, while eastern washington being way more rural has more normal people, cheap water/power as well.

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VoterIDMatters 2 points ago +3 / -1

We need to citizens arrest this fucking piece of shit

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notenoughbutts 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sleezy Jay Inslee and Smack Daddy Constantine.

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Wheredidiputit 5 points ago +5 / -0

phenomenal

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anon1011101 7 points ago +7 / -0

It only takes one tyrant governor getting hanged by an angry group of American citizens to make the rest fall in line

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ThurstonHowell3rd 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's actually "Dow" Constantine, and he's the King County Executive (Seattle has a Mayor and a coucil of meatheaded socialists).

Feel free to join my family and refer to Constantine as "Chairman Dao".

And yes, all of them are vile and need to be deposed.

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Wheredidiputit 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's excellent. I'm amazed I haven't heard Lars Larson call him that.

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Make_WA_Great_Again 5 points ago +5 / -0

That recently released 174 page list of snitches will be perfect for sourcing names!

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ARfreedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beautiful idea.

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Seattlesaltminer 3 points ago +3 / -0

good idea!

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MehNahMehNah 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pierre Delecto.

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kcfrance 1 point ago +1 / -0

jay insbred

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VoterIDMatters 0 points ago +1 / -1

Jaydolf

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BoughtByBloomberg 6 points ago +6 / -0

The state is an insult to the great man it's named after.

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doodaddy 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lived in Seattle 13+ years. Found 1 honest amazing WAian. I've heard more CNN talking points from people from barbers to vice presidents. I've seen more Michelle Obama books on coffee tables, and heard more stupid quips than I can stand. This is where CNNs audience is.

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Seattlesaltminer 5 points ago +5 / -0

king county is the worst

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BoughtByBloomberg 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let me reword that.

The state's legislature is an insult to the great man it's named after.

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Make_It_So 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder what percentage of the emails and phone numbers given will be real.

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ARfreedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

My email is [email protected], my phone number is 555-555-1234, and my name is Paying Cash.

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FakeNametag 33 points ago +33 / -0

My mother used to work for a defense contractor in WA. Inslee was our rep at the time, so he stopped in their office from time to time. She said he was a douche and a retard.

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GernBlanston1 22 points ago +22 / -0

Yep, and you MUST clearly mark the envelope Republican or Democrat. Hmmmm not fishy at all! He only uttered like 3 words during all the Democratic debates, a complete fucking loser.

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AnywayAnyhowAnywhere 5 points ago +5 / -0

just for the primary, but still bullshit

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GernBlanston1 4 points ago +4 / -0

We'll see what happens

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AnywayAnyhowAnywhere 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're thinking they'll do it for general too?

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GernBlanston1 4 points ago +4 / -0

I assumed so, why wouldn't they? It is easier to toss the Republican ballots. Just my thought.

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VoterIDMatters 1 point ago +2 / -1

No, they won’t. It’s about making sure that people in the primary pick a party so they get sorted by the party’s leaders.

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then vote republican and put Democrat on the exterior.

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GernBlanston1 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can only vote as to what the envelope says. If you don't it will not count. As per the instructions.

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VoterIDMatters 0 points ago +1 / -1

It’s just for the primary. It’s so the party officials count only the ballots for their own party to decide who to put on the ballot.

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GernBlanston1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok, I feel a little better then thanks.

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VoterIDMatters 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yeah only a little though...shit should be private

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pitter928 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still not sure why it needs to be visible on the outer envelope. Have two envelopes you must. There's enough other paper waste, what's one more envelope?

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VoterIDMatters 0 points ago +1 / -1

It’s definitely bullshit. But I’m just explaining.

It’s not for the general election.

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Seattlesaltminer 20 points ago +20 / -0

In compliance with Inslee's new dictate When I go to my favorite family run mexican restaurant I'm Meghan Markle and I will use her preferred pronoun Her Royal Highness Duchess of Sussex

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ShrikeDeCil 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just remember to write "Jay Inslee" under sexual partners.

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ShrikeDeCil 16 points ago +16 / -0

Fellow Washingtonians, US Code 2 Section 18

Just saying. Buddy systems. Recordings. And general mocking-the-heck out of them.

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July_1776 15 points ago +16 / -1

hi jay.

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Brownwaterboys 14 points ago +14 / -0

As a fellow WA pede... i can confirm. He's a total retard, and might I add, total cuck.

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GoGoGadgetGringo 14 points ago +14 / -0

Such a retard. And more than half the state thanks him for his retardation

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Seattlesaltminer 4 points ago +4 / -0

my rep is Derek Kilmer even more of a douche

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Seattlesaltminer 4 points ago +4 / -0

My new bumper sticker is Derek Kilmer 'let them eat cake' Give me a honk if you see me driving around GigHarbor

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Seattlesaltminer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rapidly going to hell, Mayor and police chief told people trying to get signatures on petition against the horrible sex ed bill they couldn't do it. Todd Herman has a local radio show and interviewed them both, denied they ran ppl off, but there were allot of witnesses. Harbor now filling up with panhandlers and homeless, police do nothing. Major influx of assholes fleeing seattle to work at home and ppl fleeing Cali insanity. City council is mostly Karens

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Seattlesaltminer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kilmer's agenda is get a senate seat funded by the tribes He is a full time lobbyist for them funded by taxpayers

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GoGoGadgetGringo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m Kilmer too. I guess I don’t know much about him but it’s safe to assume most of the elected officials in our parts are douches

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GernBlanston1 3 points ago +3 / -0

God, don't even look at the Olympia sub!!

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doodaddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meanwhile, there is an entire one semi-conservative on the city council and all they can talk about on the seattle subreddit is how terrible and vile he is -- haven't seen him do anything. Don't remember his name right now and that's probably for the best.

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RiverFenix 9 points ago +10 / -1

What'd he do?

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Hillarysudders 11 points ago +11 / -0

Probably something retarded.

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jgardner 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's worse than that. He threatened people who won't cooperate with backtracking or get tested with imprisonment in their own homes. That's OK, thought, state appointed officials will go to the grocery store for us.

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VoterIDMatters 1 point ago +2 / -1

In their own homes

Or, if they don’t comply, in specially set up quarantine facilities (involuntary isolation) as per wa state DOH guidelines

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RiverFenix 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can we track people infected with TDS and limit their ability to leave their home.

Two birds with one stone.

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LittleRed69 9 points ago +9 / -0

This guy is a total fucking dirtbag abusing the people of his own state. How did they ever elect a jerk like him?

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duckstuck 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why is this so funny to me? Am I six years old?

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559throw 3 points ago +3 / -0

Still smarter than that dipshit

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Lol_Garrus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kek.

Simple but effective meme.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 6 points ago +6 / -0

I picture this as Inslee introducing himself at a Retards Anonymous meeting and being greeted by Kate Brown, Gavin Newsom, Gretchen Whitmer, Andrew Cuomo, and whoever that useless fat bastard is that calls himself the governor of Illinois.

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FliesTheFlag 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who the fuck is this guy?

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Seattlesaltminer 6 points ago +6 / -0

GOV of WA

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Make_WA_Great_Again 4 points ago +4 / -0

He prefers King of WA https://i.maga.host/AGryCOZ.jpg

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Seattlesaltminer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like the Tribes have decided to open up, Inslee won't be able to keep us all locked down with casinos open LMAO Angel Of The Winds will be the first casino to reopen in Western Washington https://mynorthwest.com/1872214/angel-of-the-winds-casino-reopening/

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Make_WA_Great_Again 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL at all those restrictions in place! Jeez

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notenoughbutts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly.

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VetforTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Come on guys, picking on lil inslee isn't nice. He can't help it if he likes little boys and insulting good hearted retards gains us nothing. I know many retards that inslee makes look like geniuses.

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ThePenisBetweenUs 3 points ago +4 / -1

I remember this guy at the first 2 debates. He keep blabbering about climate change and sounded like when an old guy is trying to figure out email.

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YungUpgrayedd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck, it looks like the official portrait of Erich Honecker that was all over the place in the DDR.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd like to leave my carbon footprint right across his smug face.

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DonaldMagaTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I also use to be acquainted with Pat Hale. "Patricia S. "Pat" Hale (Republican) served the 8th Legislative District which represented most of Benton County, including Richland, Kennewick and Prosser. She was appointed to the State Senate in November, 1994 to serve an unexpired term. She served in the Senate until her resignation in May, 2004 upon appointment to the US Small Business Administration."

She was a total idiot and a Republican. She had an office near mine at a Hanford facility I worked at. She was NEVER there. She was on some advisory board at Hanford while in the Senate. She finally showed up one day. My boss asked me if I could help her out on the computer. She was having a problem. I went in there expecting something complicated to help her out with. No. Her problem was she didn't have the slightest clue how to use a computer. And obviously incapable of learning how. I remember leaving that office thinking "holy shit, she's a Senator?"

Next time I interacted with Pat was at a grand opening function for a new business serving Hanford. She was sitting alone at a table propped up only by the wall looking like she wanted to slit her wrists. Absolutely wasted drunk. I sat down just to check to see if she was okay. She started telling me how miserable she was (as a State Senator). She was barely coherent so the convo didn't last long.

I think at least half of the people who make our laws in this country really are useful idiots for the corrupt. 1/4 of them corrupt. And 1/4th of them intelligent and trying to do the right thing.

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is he Jay Inslee, or is Lee in Jay?

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iVote 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would argue the people who voted for this guy are the truly brain dead NPC’s.

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txladyvoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why he's not on the proper coast. He needs to be with NJ, ME and PA govnuhs.

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Unboosted 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dont forget about Jayapal! Shes an absolute bitch.

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DonaldMagaTrump 0 points ago +1 / -1

I got acquainted with Inslee back in the mid 80's. He use to occasionally come in a health club I worked at. This would have been a couple years before he got into politics.

I worked the front desk checking people in and selling merchandise, etc., and spent a lot of time chatting with the members.... including him. He was actually a very sweet man. He is of the big heart/little brain tribe. I don't think he is corrupt...just a useful idiot.

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Seattlesaltminer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sound transit is 100% corrupt (his baby) he just signed that disgusting sex ed bill into law AND signed off on tribes getting 100% tax free exclusive sports gaming rights (bribe to get the tribes to shut down casinos during cover) he refuses to back of on the illegal car tab tax and wants a state income tax. The guy is corrupt AF.

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Naked_Bonersoft -7 points ago +3 / -10

I live in Seattle and Jay Inslee and his followers are maddening.

I hope and hope and hope we vote him out in November, most of WA is red once you get out of the major cities.... maybe we have a chance?

EDIT: Also, and I don't want to sound like an SJW or anything here, but it makes me sad when people use the word retard as an insult because I know it hurts special needs peoples' feelings. I've never met someone with down syndrome who was rude or a shitty person... I love people with downs syndrome.

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MrDonaldTrump 10 points ago +11 / -1

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but 'retard' really hurts my fee fees.

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basedbrickpusher 8 points ago +9 / -1

If some words on the internet make you sad because you think those words hurt a group of people...

...and you can't fight the urge to add it to your comments...

...you should probably check in with a doctor to see if you're infected with SJW and/or Karen virus.

Thoughts and prayers!

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Naked_Bonersoft -3 points ago +3 / -6

Well I could have fought the urge but I didnt want to.

Yeah man I had a human emotion after seeing that word used as an insult, so what.

I didnt say the word should be banned or that people should be punished for using it. I was just sharing part of my human experience online even though it makes me sound like a gay homo sjw.

Anyway, thanks for responding

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basedbrickpusher 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're welcome!

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Elecon -3 points ago +1 / -4

I'll agree with you partially in regards to using the word 'retard'. I myself have my opinions on it, but in the end, the argument (to not use it) I heard and resonated with me the most, is that many people with mental disabilities (which I've worked with for 7 years and my fiance still works with) have been abused severely growing up and their abusers would always call them retards. It becomes sort of a trigger word for them in this way. It's not offensive and doesn't (or shouldn't) hurt anyone's feelings but it can bring back many painful memories to those who are in fact mentally retarded.

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MrDonaldTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

How would one know what words bring up painful memories for others they don't even know?

The word Elecon TRIGGERS ME!!!! You must never speak or use that word again because it hurts my fee fees. You're evil if you use it again.

See how it works? I now control you and there's nothing you can do about it ....except call me on my B.S.

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Elecon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree with you, totally. By that notion I can go around calling everyone fuck face without a care in the world. I'm not saying don't say the word retard, retard. I'm saying just be a bit mindful of and where you say it - just like many other words.

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MrDonaldTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ironically, I kinda chuckle and feel like we're TDW bro's when you called me retard. Funny how words work, it's simply how people CHOOSE to perceive them.