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ChokingOnARedpill 124 points ago +126 / -2

Except Paul Ryan.

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Covfefe_Injection 153 points ago +155 / -2

Thats not a beard, thats his pussy patch.

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CoronaT_Virus 22 points ago +23 / -1

Had to look it up, definitely looks like a fuck boi.

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NormaJeanRocks 26 points ago +27 / -1

Me too, looks like Obama's head shavings from the sink

https://imgur.com/a/7h9LkOC

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HonkNJhonk 15 points ago +16 / -1
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deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
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Canuck4Trump2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Munching on a chic with alopecia

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a nutsack buffer.

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rooftoptendie 22 points ago +22 / -0

HA! HE AINT IN CONGRESS MUDDAFUGGA! WEEEEEEEW

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ChokingOnARedpill 4 points ago +5 / -1

But he grew a beard while he was....at the very end in fact.

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rooftoptendie 12 points ago +12 / -0

Well it's a new day and its a new way. That was in the old timeline. New timeline, new rules. In this timeline, beards BEATS battlestar galactica.

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Licensetomeme 4 points ago +4 / -0

Omfg. I just made that joke without reading your's.

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Testudoaubreii 1 point ago +2 / -1

He is in Congress. The entire body is the Congress. We have a bicameral legislature that is collectively known as Congress. It is composed of the Senate and the House of Representatives.

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rooftoptendie 7 points ago +7 / -0

WAS. HE WAS IN CONGRESS.

You know were talking about Paul Ryan right?

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Testudoaubreii 3 points ago +4 / -1

Dang. No. 💩

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iIndianaJones 13 points ago +14 / -1

Ha! True

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why Ryan tried to cultivate on his face, grows wild on my ass.