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Hombre29 118 points ago +118 / -0

Ribs broken

Part of lung removed

Gets the rona

This isn't even his final form

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NvJohansson 35 points ago +35 / -0

I wish he was my neighbor, I'd work my schedule to mow my lawn at the same time as him...

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lavendarlady 13 points ago +13 / -0

And you'd salute each other any time you met at the property line.

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NvJohansson 14 points ago +15 / -1

That would actually be really cool to have normal neighbors. I live in Cambridge, MA, 20 years and l couldn't even recognize my neighbors if l crossed them at the mall. Prissy, pompous fucks dont even look up at you if were outside picking up our mail at the same time. And its not just because l wear a MAGA cap, they dont even talk to each other.

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lavendarlady 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's sad. When my kids were young every night that the weather was nice, they'd have their baths and I'd put them in their PJs and they would get a Radio Flyer wagon ride around the block. We'd go for about an hour because everyone stopped me to talk and see the kids. I knew everyone by name.

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slrpnls 3 points ago +3 / -0

My neighbors aren't too bad. They did ask me to explain my Washington Cruisers flag (An Appeal to Heaven.)

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christianknight 11 points ago +11 / -0

Same

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aveydey 13 points ago +13 / -0

Don’t forget he got shot at by a disgusting communist at the Congressional baseball practice.

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cheesecakelove 9 points ago +9 / -0

He really has the ultimate backstory building.

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ADAM_SCHITT 7 points ago +7 / -0

Got shot at by Bernie Bro*