It is brilliant, as Ben always is, but do you ever get the feeling that a Political Cartoonist is primarily a Caricature Artist, and after he's drawn the person or thing that's pissed him off, then he gets to just start writing names and words on things?
Like, remove all the words here besides Dr. Faucet, and you still get the message that he and his constant, unending flood of bullshit is drowning America. For any other art medium, you'd leave it there. But then Garrison gets to start getting specific, and go hog wild.
And that's not a complaint, just an observation about the medium.
Couldn't they get one of the good TV doctors? At least Dr. Cox would have started making fun of the inane reporter questions by now, and when Dr. House started saying Kung Flu was actually lupus in disguise it might have lead certain governors to loosen restrictions on getting hydroxychloroquine.
He's like the car mechanic to someone who doesn't know anything about cars. He assumes no one knows shit about viruses and disease and that's why they ask him what should be the process. So he doesn't really know yet, so he has to try a few things and look around and decide what's gonna get him the biggest payout. Now, here's where he becomes the biggest piece of shit car mechanic ever. When you don't know what's wrong, you don't tell the customer the engine is blown or the transmission is shot, because they're leaving for a second opinion or to buy a new one. From what I've heard from people in the know, he's a magnet to money. And bill gates may have an open check book.
If sports don't resume, and reopen their gates, soon - and I mean soon - then professional sports will become a thing of the past. Not even the NFL can operate out of its own pockets for long, and every league that does play behind closed doors for any sustained period of time will be in MASSIVE debt, and salaries will be SLASHED. It's a sad reality that most professional athletes care more about money than playing the sport they love. You start taking money out of players' pockets, and things will get UGLY.
Yall may have been the most exciting team heading in. My Stars were slipping so maybe I was saved from bitter disappointment. Here's hoping something can be salvaged.
As a hockey fan knowing we got robbed of playoff hockey is fucking infuriating. I look forward to it all year, every year and we got fucked out of this one.
Also lost out on $1k in fantasy winnings. Bullshit.
Agreed, but that mindset also means no other sports until who knows when...which also means no other mass activities until who knows when. Even if someone doesn't care about sports or concerts or movies or whatever, they have to acknowledge that people are going to want to get back to normal forms of entertainment soon. Crappy or not.
Remember, it's the Left that has tried to destroy the NFL. I don't like it or watch it either after being a fan for years, but I also don't want to see it wiped out and allow the Left to achieve another one of their goals. If it were up to them, we wouldn't have any sports at all.
Gates Foundation. Nice touch.
Ben is always on point.
It is brilliant, as Ben always is, but do you ever get the feeling that a Political Cartoonist is primarily a Caricature Artist, and after he's drawn the person or thing that's pissed him off, then he gets to just start writing names and words on things?
Like, remove all the words here besides Dr. Faucet, and you still get the message that he and his constant, unending flood of bullshit is drowning America. For any other art medium, you'd leave it there. But then Garrison gets to start getting specific, and go hog wild.
And that's not a complaint, just an observation about the medium.
How is this clown still seen as "the top expert" when he hasn't been right even once?
Democrats worship vapid titles, it's so absurd.
Because he goes against what Trump says mainly, thats all they care about. 100%
He's good at playing a Doctor on TV. Most Dems want to be told the sky is falling so they eat Fauci and CNN's doom and gloom right up.
Couldn't they get one of the good TV doctors? At least Dr. Cox would have started making fun of the inane reporter questions by now, and when Dr. House started saying Kung Flu was actually lupus in disguise it might have lead certain governors to loosen restrictions on getting hydroxychloroquine.
He's like the car mechanic to someone who doesn't know anything about cars. He assumes no one knows shit about viruses and disease and that's why they ask him what should be the process. So he doesn't really know yet, so he has to try a few things and look around and decide what's gonna get him the biggest payout. Now, here's where he becomes the biggest piece of shit car mechanic ever. When you don't know what's wrong, you don't tell the customer the engine is blown or the transmission is shot, because they're leaving for a second opinion or to buy a new one. From what I've heard from people in the know, he's a magnet to money. And bill gates may have an open check book.
Right? You know happens to people that are unable to provide results in pretty much any business? They get fired.
There will be hell to pay if the NFL season is delayed.
The NFL owners aren't going to not play games. They are already making plans for the California teams to play in Republican states if need be.
...meanwhile in baseball
Alex Bregman of the Astros: We hope the next 5 seasons are cancelled.
If sports don't resume, and reopen their gates, soon - and I mean soon - then professional sports will become a thing of the past. Not even the NFL can operate out of its own pockets for long, and every league that does play behind closed doors for any sustained period of time will be in MASSIVE debt, and salaries will be SLASHED. It's a sad reality that most professional athletes care more about money than playing the sport they love. You start taking money out of players' pockets, and things will get UGLY.
Oh trust me, the hate will carry over
Try being a hockey or basketball fan. The stretch to the playoffs had just kicked into high gear. :(
My Flyers were on fucking fire too!
Yall may have been the most exciting team heading in. My Stars were slipping so maybe I was saved from bitter disappointment. Here's hoping something can be salvaged.
Lol true. Y’all have had some exciting runs in recent years tho!
As a hockey fan knowing we got robbed of playoff hockey is fucking infuriating. I look forward to it all year, every year and we got fucked out of this one.
Also lost out on $1k in fantasy winnings. Bullshit.
Georgia isn't in the news anymore. That's how you know things are going fine.
Georgia is plenty in the news...it just switched to a “poor kid was jogging his way to college and executed,” story.
Funny thing is, the DA said the kid pulled the shotgun towards himself which caused it to go off and thus killing himself.
That's kind of my point. We're back to racism.
More like Dr. Falsey.
Ben is the greatest cartoonist of our time.
YouTube captions got his name as "foul cheese".
Wow. Pretty good. One of his better ones.
LOL @ Rand
lol
dat Rand beard tho
toss the midget.
Is that faucet nose making fun of him for being Jewish?!?! DATS RAYCIS!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE
He's Italian.
Mr. Garrison can add based plumber to his resume.
No NFL? No school? I like the sound of this. Kids learn more smoking weed in front of wikipedia anyways.
Agreed, but that mindset also means no other sports until who knows when...which also means no other mass activities until who knows when. Even if someone doesn't care about sports or concerts or movies or whatever, they have to acknowledge that people are going to want to get back to normal forms of entertainment soon. Crappy or not.
Remember, it's the Left that has tried to destroy the NFL. I don't like it or watch it either after being a fan for years, but I also don't want to see it wiped out and allow the Left to achieve another one of their goals. If it were up to them, we wouldn't have any sports at all.