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posted ago by RemoteBus ago by RemoteBus +2674 / -0

Me personally, during this whole thing i have never felt any fear whatsoever regarding the virus. Yes this virus has taken out lots of people worldwide, but you know what else has, the flu. Each year worldwide, influenza kills 500,000 people every year. And that was from a google search i saw early on when. Funnily enough this statistic no longer shows up when you type in how many people die from influenza each year worldwide. What, did people just stop dying from the flu this year??

Its all BS, the fake corrupt media made this thing out to be the apocalypse, like it was the end of the world. Well it didnt take me out, im still here. And like the great DJT, i dont wear a mask when i go out.

I was worried that he would start wearing a mask during press brefings, thank goodness he is still the good old DJT i know and love. He like me cannot and will not wear a mask.

Mark my words, wordwide this virus is on its way down. Just look at countries all over the world, especially Italy, Spain and Britian that are now reopening thier countries.

Also, i have this belief that DJT will win re-election in a landslide and that whatever the media and Democrats try to do between now and November will blow up in their face.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, here in Oregon your dining experience under "phase 1" would go like this:

Make reservations at your local casual restaurant to be one of the lucky few. Get greeted at the door by a mask wearing employee asking you to wait outside under other parties leave. You are finally allowed entry into the staging area, where the masked employee takes your temperature, squirts disinfect gel into your hands, and admonishes you for not wearing a mask. You are then carefully ushered into the feeding area, making sure you are at least six feet from anyone else at all times on the way to your table. Once you are seated at your table, that smells like a hospital room, you are handed your freshly sanitized, laminated menus as you notice the masked diners at the table across the room glaring at you. You order from the limited menu and then sit there quietly waiting for your food, taking in the scent of bleach and alcohol. If you need to use the restroom you will be carefully escorted by the masked host to ensure that you maintain your social distancing. You eat your meal, pay your tab, and are then carefully escorted out as a masked sanitization crew sweeps in to isolate and sterilize the table you were just sitting at and anything that touched it.

Yeah, that sounds like a fun night out.

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dukeofdoorcounty 3 points ago +3 / -0

The waiter shows you your meal, then goes back to the kitchen and puts it into a Vitamix, blends the shit out of it, and brings it back to you in a cup with a straw. You suck your meal through the straw without removing your mask completely. Romantic as hell.