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D4rkd3str0yer [M] [S] 185 points ago +187 / -2

It's a bit late but I needed time to let the salt ferment like fine shit. Also goes well with today's meltdown in Wisconsin from the governor getting BTFO'd - may need to make another one of these!

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Captricksky 36 points ago +36 / -0

Please make a video! PLEASE!

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ThankThanos 2 points ago +2 / -0

Loved the video!!

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Everquest4Life 28 points ago +28 / -0

Translation for those too lazy to read this fine memery:

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

crying and gasping for air

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Cheesemaker.

Tendies. Floor. Hitting.

These folks are folks. And that’s that jack. Pushups!

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SoldierofKek 8 points ago +8 / -0

A fine job? Top Kek

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TopKeksWithFrens 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based and johnnycashpilled. Awesome work bros. t. Your fren from our clubhouse

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marsajane1949 105 points ago +108 / -3

Jesus these people are stupid and uninformed. That one comment taking about 'Republicans wanting to imprison blacks'..... It was the Democrats that wrote the Acts in the 90's that made blacks be targeted and go to prison in long prison sentences and it was written by JOE BIDEN, the guy this dude is supposed to be voting for LMAO!! They are so stupid they are actually brainwashed to vote for the people doing what they claim to hate! Not only that but DJT just passed the first step act LMAO these people are seriously stupid and their comments are incoherent rambling that they have no clue about.

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D4rkd3str0yer [S] 60 points ago +62 / -2

My personal favorite is the one asking why he (the President in this context, in a post about his tweet celebrating the victory) hasn't been assassinated yet. Guess it's cool for lefties to openly call for violence on Reddit though, seeing as they false flagged us off the site.

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dickwagger 45 points ago +45 / -0

If he is even shot at or harmed in any way there will be an uprising the world has never seen. We will burn down both Libs and RINOs. It's over for them if we, as Constitutionalists and protectors of everything True American, can keep our heads.

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SleazyAtty4sale 14 points ago +15 / -1

My corpse would be surrounded by empty casings and an American flag, Sabaton and Slayer playing on repeat through a speaker system.

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PraiseBeToScience 11 points ago +11 / -0

Then the winged Pepes arrived!

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NomadicKrow 6 points ago +6 / -0

See Carolus rise!

No allegiance! I will swear no oath! Crowned by god not the church, As my power is divine!

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SleazyAtty4sale 4 points ago +4 / -0

Absolutely one of their best songs 🤘🤘🤘

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FullTimeRaptor 3 points ago +3 / -0

The rifling in my barrel will be long gone before I run out of ammunition. It's gonna be a very big pile.

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TopKeksWithFrens 2 points ago +2 / -0

slayer

That's fuckin metal of you

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alfredbester 7 points ago +7 / -0

Absolutely.

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Brlove0915 35 points ago +35 / -0

That dude is probably not even American. 75% of those comments are probably from foreigners.

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Captricksky 29 points ago +29 / -0

The irony is that Republicans are the party of Freedom! Republicans are the party of Abraham Lincoln.

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1776-or-1984 30 points ago +30 / -0

What's funny is slave owning Democrats were considered conservative at the time, and anti-slavery party Republicans were considered progressive at the time.

Republican party founded 1854 as anti-slavery party, Lincoln elected 1860.

If any faggots say there was a party switch, that's the actual party switch. Republican values stayed very much the same.

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Keln 19 points ago +19 / -0

The reason is that the Democrat party has never been about ideology or policy, but only about power. They use whatever ideology helps them gain power in the moment.

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Wess-mantooth 13 points ago +13 / -0

Dems have always been the party of racial identity, they just switched tactics.

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alfredbester 6 points ago +6 / -0

Anyone who plays the party switch card should be ridiculed unmercifully.

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1776-or-1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

Relentlessly truth bombed.

Also if they're even the tiniest bit swayable, because it was 150 yrs ago, we take a look at more recent history, say since the 60's. I found 60ish openly KKK Democrats on Wikipedia just in one night when the impulse struck me to look.

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Isolated_Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

If any faggots say there was a party switch, that's the actual party switch.

Yes, this is the exact origin of the party switch myth. The parties didn't switch, the overton window flipped a 180. Both parties still promote the same shit now as they did then, but the dems managed to convince everyone debauchery, slavery, the murder of babies and the destruction of family were "progressive" values.

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marsajane1949 9 points ago +9 / -0

YEP! Always has been and always will be!

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Rockmanneo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Republicans are the party of freedom. Democrats are the party of free shit.

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Isolated_Patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

The American Dream is the FREEDOM to earn your own shit. Not to get handouts of somebody elses shit.

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DeplorableCentipede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Totally agree. Three strike laws single-handedly cut crime by more than half in big cities.

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Isolated_Patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

When the enemy is specific, a person, a group, an ideology, there is a clear goal and direction for people to work toward and overcome. There is purpose, and hope, and joy at every step of the path to remove the enemy. There is unity and fellowship among the patriots who seek to bring an end to the war they find themselves in.

As long as the enemy is an ephemeral one, the system, patriarchy, capitalism, their is NO solution. There is no goal. There is nothing to work toward, there is nothing to be joyous about, there is only fear and hate. It becomes a simple matter to point a finger, and direct that eternal energy and hatred at any group or person you want. It will never be satiated, it will never be happy. Because the ephemeral goal will always remain distant.

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Meddlesom 6 points ago +6 / -0

I feel shame that we have to share oxygen with those morons.

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ProphetOfKek 68 points ago +69 / -1

Oh man Pepe has been violated 😢

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MaxineWaters4Prez 41 points ago +42 / -1

Pepe is omnipotent. He's everywhere and in everything. Praise be unto him in the name of Kek... Shadilay.

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Strike_Eagle784 23 points ago +23 / -0

Amen...Shadilay brother

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FamburgerHelper 13 points ago +13 / -0

Mmmmmm ... Shadilay.

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Everquest4Life 11 points ago +11 / -0

P.E.P.E - Shadilay

For those who don’t get a lot of our references.

https://youtu.be/2uRLJZxINAQ

A legit good song too!

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jaubrey 4 points ago +4 / -0

Man those were good times. I wish our meme quality and quantity was as good now as it was back then. (This isn't a reflection on this post, but man- back then they were out of this world).

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MikesBigJockstrap 21 points ago +22 / -1

Broward PD is on the case!

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linereddit 17 points ago +18 / -1

They're saving the main event, the big swindle, for the November general election, to rig the contests that look close enough for fraud to flip.

So, VOTE! Even if it's mail-in only, MAIL IT IN!

Force them to steal your vote; don't let it just go away by declaring your own defeat.

If they have to destroy ballots to win, make them destroy yours.

If they have to submit enough fraudulent ballots to cancel ten thousand legitimate ballots to win, make them cancel ten thousand and ONE! Yours!

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Pearls_Swine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly.

My blue state of Nevada is a lost cause. I know the electors are going to Biden, but that won't stop me from voting Republican across the board.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish I voted in Nevada but I'm still a Floridda resident. My vote counts there slightly more.

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UpTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

How hard is it to mail in a ballot lol

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UpTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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slimcoat 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh, a new Marvel trailer! -BONG RIP-

Ha! That got me.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 5 points ago +5 / -0

Top Kek

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Oskar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Plus you have to sign it and sign the outside and the two signatures have to match! It's no wonder only boomers have time for this voting shit.

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Philhelm 3 points ago +4 / -1

The Republican will lose anyway. I'll just tell my friends I voted.

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IlhanOmarsFagBrother 3 points ago +3 / -0

Harder than collecting an extra $600/wk UI

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FullTimeRaptor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Think online bill pay, online banking, paypal, venmo, cashapp, email, snapchat, online applications....on and on. I'd say many young kids have never snail-mailed anything in their lives.

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FuckReddit4545 27 points ago +27 / -0

Holy shit my reddit username made to this list! I'm Strange_Bluejay hahaha!!! Made a new account to pretend I'm a liberal, and I'll slowly start encouraging to write in Bernie. Split that vote folks! Oh and I'm going to start concern trolling the living shit out of Biden.

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Madman2020 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is the way.

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OliverWillis 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sublime af

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BernsWhenIPee 10 points ago +10 / -0

Shhhhhhhh! Don't reveal your secret identity.

That's hilarious, though. I sometimes lurk on /r/SandersForPresident, and I always wonder how many of the comments are undercover trolls. I actually see a surprising number of people claim that they're going to write-in Bernie, and I imagine most of them are genuine. I wonder how many of them have been influenced by you. Keep spreading the gospel, because BERNIE CAN STILL WIN!!!

I've done some concern trolling about Biden, but only on the Sanders sub, which is kind of preaching to the choir. It does influence people, though, and that shit spreads. If you say something that really resonates with people, you'll see them posting it all over the place.

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FuckReddit4545 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd only share it with you pedes. Keep fighting the good fight, I'll see you on r/shithole

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jaubrey 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love to do this as well. It's a game of mine to see how many upvotes I can get with more and more outlandish/leftist retardedness.

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redgreenyellowblu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometimes I put the most rididulous authoritarian shit up and am shocked at how they lap it up.

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Tardigrade 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder if "Critical Sodium" is undercover too.

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redgreenyellowblu 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm on there too, lol, somewhere near you.

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The_Him 24 points ago +24 / -0

They're butt hurt because they're stupid. They're too stupid to keep from getting butt hurt. It's a vicious cycle.

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MadRussian 20 points ago +20 / -0

Let me remind everyone who we got this seat back from.

Katie Hill, the Congressional Whore Extraordinaire, ladies and genitals:

  • Has a history of unproven sexual assault claims. The first time she was assaulted was in kindergarten by another child(!!!). But it's OK because the monstrous perpetrator was also a girl who was "molested herself." From there on out, Katie repeatedly got herself into situations where she would get either stoned or blind drunk, and either made out with someone, or got finger-blasted, or fucked someone. Then her sense of post-coital regret would kick in, and the encounter turns into rape or sexual assault. Of course, none of these incidents were reported to the police or investigated, but feels trump reals, so there you have it.

  • Got an iron cross tattoed on her groin, but that's OK, she thought it was the emblem for a skater brand. While in Cancun, and again blind drunk. Good judgment personified.

  • Met and married a cuck named Kenny Heslep who couldn't hold down a job. Bought a farm with him to foster animals (with what money? see below). Like a good cuck he stayed home while she worked.

  • Oh yes, unlike her husband, she was gainfully employed by PATH, a homeless aid non-profit. Stunningly and bravely utilizing her skillset as a whore and a master of false sexual abuse allegations, Katie rapidly ascended to the position of an executive director, pulling in a cool $174K. Holy fuck! You could buy a whole lot of meals for that! Or house a few people, IDK! But no, our stunning and brave sheroine needed to make dat paper!

  • Meanwhile on the personal front, cucks gotta cuck and whores gotta whore. When Katie married her hapless husband, one of her chief concerns was "well if I'm in a committed relationship, how can I ever fuck a woman again?" No problem! Kenny the Cuck's gotcha: he was posting (with her consent) nude photos of her on multiple sites including Reddit, looking for someone to hook up with his wife. Say, do you like their goat?

  • She got her inspiration to run for an office in the wake of Trump's victory and the subsequent March of a Million Pussy Hats. Being a well-trained liar by this time in her life, she lied her ass off to the voters, positioning herself as a young, fashionably victimized, bisexual (AKA: whore), yet sensible and middle-of-the-road candidate. She then dislodged the incumbent Republican with a 9 point margin. Cucklifornia, ladies and genitals.

  • Upon attaining her office, she wasted no time in hooking up with a political reporter, a freshman female representative and finally a staffer. The latest part was in clear violation of the newly-minted PoundMeToo rules, but it's OK because Katie's a woman, see? Not to break her record, she also accused poor ol' Kenny of being abusive and trying to publicly humiliate her. Motherfucker probably got tired of waiting to get that threesome she promised him when they hitched, and fucking farm animals while she was romping in Washington got old. Kenny then finally found what was left of his balls, divorced her and by most reasonable suspicions leaked the photographic evidence of Katie's whoring.

  • Despite much screeching about muh secksism and muh dubble standards and muh suggy knee and muh patriarky she couldn't even get Nervous Nancy to run interference for her and had to GTFO, forever swearing to battle revenge porn as her final promise.

In short, fuck Katie Hill. Or, actually, don't: you will probably catch something.

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Data 7 points ago +7 / -0

Excellent summary. I award you one billion Donald's Diamonds.

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Yucky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice summary! Thank you. One point:

but that's OK, she thought it was the emblem for a skater brand.

I think that would be the Independent brand of skateboard trucks, correct?

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MadRussian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Something like that. The salient point is that bitch got wasted in Cancun and then got her cooch tatted up.

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FullTimeRaptor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also remind everyone that this election will be held again in 6 months. Have to watch these fuckers. It very well could be that they allowed the R to win this one so as not to reveal their cheating strategy, legitimize voting-by-mail, lure Rs into complacency, and lay in wait until November.

Keep that head on a swivel.

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Reborned20 19 points ago +20 / -1

You almost lost it, pretending there was no electonic or ballot voter fraud going on in California.

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Sea_Still 16 points ago +16 / -0

Those comments make my head hurt

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Brucesky420 14 points ago +14 / -0

Where are all these gays getting fired by Republican congressmen?

Also I love how they have to hide the score for voting

And of course I have to point out how many people there aren't Americans, calling us stupid even though they arrest people for making jokes on social media - apparently that isn't stupid

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1776Trumps1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

That comment was hilarious about putting black kids in jail and firing gay people.

What is their frame of reference? Not like they have actual careers where they have witnessed this, and Starfucks and McDernerds are the first to hire transhelicopters and pantomorphicsexuals just for the virtue points.

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FragoDelight 9 points ago +10 / -1

To all my calipedes and our supporters beyond the wasteland - we can’t get complacent. This seat was held by Republicans before. This is merely holding the wall in a historically red area. We gotta fight hard and keep showing up to vote.

If you can, WORK THE POLLS. Report any suspicious activity. Work clean and honest.

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liberty4alll 5 points ago +5 / -0

Agreed. I’m from that district and can tell you its a commuter area with tons of people commuting to deep blue areas for work. But even so, we held our ground! Let’s advance further into enemy territory.

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HankHayes 6 points ago +6 / -0

I must be out of the loop - I don't know what I'm looking at when I see this picture.

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leftistMediaFakeNews 18 points ago +18 / -0

There’s this shithole on the internet called Reddit or something where all the retards talk about leftist politics all day long. Republicans won 2 special elections yesterday and the shithole retards are crying hard.

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 9 points ago +9 / -0

Is that the place with Spez? The Nazi guy who eats a buffet of man ass daily? 😖😖

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HankHayes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you! I love it.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

EDIT: Nevermind, just saw u/ForHumans repy. It'll get you where you need to go pede!


Katie Hill was caught having sex with one of her female subordinates. And yes, there really is a picture of her naked with the bong as outlined in the OP. And one of her naked, sitting in a chair, combing the hair of said person.

It's gross.

https://nypost.com/2019/10/27/rep-katie-hill-resigning-amid-snowballing-throuple-scandal/

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Fester_USMC 5 points ago +5 / -0

This meme is beautiful! Thanks pede

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SemperFree 5 points ago +5 / -0

Great song

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slimcoat 5 points ago +5 / -0

hashtag crying

When did we become so weak?

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BernsWhenIPee 3 points ago +3 / -0

There have always been weak people, it's just that society used to consider it to be a somewhat shameful personality trait. Now we have people of a certain political persuasion who see it as something to be celebrated.

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Isolated_Patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Participation Trophies.

I was on my way out of school when they first started. Everyone my age thought it was the dumbest, stupidest shit to have ever happened. Over the decades I have watched as the seeds planted then literally destroyed our society and gave birth to 'entitlement' as an actual philosophical and ideological state of mind.

These are the people who cry themselves to sleep at night because they mentally cannot understand how they could "lose" an election. They've never lost anything before in their lives.

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BoughtByBloomberg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Funny how none of these outlets are talking about the Rs outperforming their best polls by 8 points!

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BernsWhenIPee 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's what I've been noticing. A couple days before the election, FiveThirtyEight ran an article about how the results of these two special elections could signal another "blue wave in 2020." The article concluded with the sentence: "So even a narrow loss by Zunker, if paired with a comfortable Smith win, would add to the evidence that another Democratic wave is building."

Well, Zunker didn't have a "narrow loss." She lost by over 14 points, and Smith didn't even come close to winning. And yet, three days after it was published, I've noticed a conspicuous lack of a follow-up to that FiveThirtyEight article. In fact, it's been complete radio silence for pretty much everywhere but here. Lefty rags were building up these special elections as important news, and now that we have the results, they've completely fallen off the radar. Odd how that works.

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BoughtByBloomberg 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's all about the narrative. If you tell yourself you'll win hard enough you can just deny reality when you lose. See Brexit.

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Ligersrule1 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Hey guys, so when do we need to mail these ballots back in? I'm so confused." - several libs in California, probably.

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technoraptor 2 points ago +2 / -0

bottom left comment is ironic. Claims the nation is being destroyed by republicans, republicans continue winning democrat strong holds. Maybe it wasn't being destroyed by republicans? Maybe scientifically, under republican leadership we have defeated every scientific model related to COVID19

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 2 points ago +2 / -0

😭 👅 🧂

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russian_bot6547 2 points ago +2 / -0

such salty hatred. these people would vote to throw others into death camps in a heartbeat..

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imnotarobot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Freeze bank accounts of the dirty politicians and the dirty cops

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MarkusFerReelius 2 points ago +2 / -0

VERY small text....what am I supposed to be reading here? Is the video just part of the collage as an image or is it supposed to play?
I mean I see the cartoon, and get that reference (kinda), but maybe I am not getting the gist of what the main thing is that is being memed. Sorry.

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D4rkd3str0yer [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

the video was part of the comments, some loser actually posted that song in one of the threads I drew from. So the video isn't supposed to play but it was too funny not to include the comment

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nowrongwrong 2 points ago +2 / -0

ROFL!

Hey u/DX5_ your planted meme just made the compilation (bottom right).

A troll post so good you got included as liberal tears.

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D4rkd3str0yer [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

I had to include him, it was too funny not to

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Lispychicken 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone have links to the Retardit politics threads for the Rep wins? I want to see the salt first hand :)

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Satellite 2 points ago +2 / -0

So happy this is a good sign

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ElGuapo 2 points ago +2 / -0

This pleases me.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know Johnny CAsh is in Heaven Smiling the widest grin about becoming a meme! GREAT SONG!

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aloha_snackbar22 1 point ago +1 / -0

This actually worries me more. It was a good victory for a few months, but i can see the dems going into overdrive in November.

In Tennis terms, gotta consolidate the break in November.

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Bunkerbaby 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love these post so much

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Yucky 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks pede, I absolutely live for these meltdown collages. Keep them coming. They are so much fun to read! And the memes within make it extra spicy!

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Keep_on_winning_kag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for putting this together for us who hate going on reddit.

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Jsmitty112 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha! I was literally just jamming to that song and playing it on my guitar! Coincidence?? I think not!!!!

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Gravity 1 point ago +1 / -0

I keep hitting play...will keep hitting it.

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myswedishfriend 1 point ago +1 / -0

What have I become?

u/myswedishfriend

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D4rkd3str0yer [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hah!

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Swolehas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you :)

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LurkNoMore 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two Cash memes in one day! Is it my birthday?

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FooLyCooLie 0 points ago +2 / -2

I'm going to need in an infernal pickaxe to mine all this salt. 😂

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patriarchy-x 0 points ago +1 / -1

omg what a nightmare pepe