Let me remind everyone who we got this seat back from.
Katie Hill, the Congressional Whore Extraordinaire, ladies and genitals:
Has a history of unproven sexual assault claims. The first time she was assaulted was in kindergarten by another child(!!!). But it's OK because the monstrous perpetrator was also a girl who was "molested herself." From there on out, Katie repeatedly got herself into situations where she would get either stoned or blind drunk, and either made out with someone, or got finger-blasted, or fucked someone. Then her sense of post-coital regret would kick in, and the encounter turns into rape or sexual assault. Of course, none of these incidents were reported to the police or investigated, but feels trump reals, so there you have it.
Got an iron cross tattoed on her groin, but that's OK, she thought it was the emblem for a skater brand. While in Cancun, and again blind drunk. Good judgment personified.
Met and married a cuck named Kenny Heslep who couldn't hold down a job. Bought a farm with him to foster animals (with what money? see below). Like a good cuck he stayed home while she worked.
Oh yes, unlike her husband, she was gainfully employed by PATH, a homeless aid non-profit. Stunningly and bravely utilizing her skillset as a whore and a master of false sexual abuse allegations, Katie rapidly ascended to the position of an executive director, pulling in a cool $174K. Holy fuck! You could buy a whole lot of meals for that! Or house a few people, IDK! But no, our stunning and brave sheroine needed to make dat paper!
Meanwhile on the personal front, cucks gotta cuck and whores gotta whore. When Katie married her hapless husband, one of her chief concerns was "well if I'm in a committed relationship, how can I ever fuck a woman again?" No problem! Kenny the Cuck's gotcha: he was posting (with her consent) nude photos of her on multiple sites including Reddit, looking for someone to hook up with his wife. Say, do you like their goat?
She got her inspiration to run for an office in the wake of Trump's victory and the subsequent March of a Million Pussy Hats. Being a well-trained liar by this time in her life, she lied her ass off to the voters, positioning herself as a young, fashionably victimized, bisexual (AKA: whore), yet sensible and middle-of-the-road candidate. She then dislodged the incumbent Republican with a 9 point margin. Cucklifornia, ladies and genitals.
Upon attaining her office, she wasted no time in hooking up with a political reporter, a freshman female representative and finally a staffer. The latest part was in clear violation of the newly-minted PoundMeToo rules, but it's OK because Katie's a woman, see? Not to break her record, she also accused poor ol' Kenny of being abusive and trying to publicly humiliate her. Motherfucker probably got tired of waiting to get that threesome she promised him when they hitched, and fucking farm animals while she was romping in Washington got old. Kenny then finally found what was left of his balls, divorced her and by most reasonable suspicions leaked the photographic evidence of Katie's whoring.
Despite much screeching about muh secksism and muh dubble standards and muh suggy knee and muh patriarky she couldn't even get Nervous Nancy to run interference for her and had to GTFO, forever swearing to battle revenge porn as her final promise.
In short, fuck Katie Hill. Or, actually, don't: you will probably catch something.
Also remind everyone that this election will be held again in 6 months. Have to watch these fuckers. It very well could be that they allowed the R to win this one so as not to reveal their cheating strategy, legitimize voting-by-mail, lure Rs into complacency, and lay in wait until November.
Let me remind everyone who we got this seat back from.
Katie Hill, the Congressional Whore Extraordinaire, ladies and genitals:
Has a history of unproven sexual assault claims. The first time she was assaulted was in kindergarten by another child(!!!). But it's OK because the monstrous perpetrator was also a girl who was "molested herself." From there on out, Katie repeatedly got herself into situations where she would get either stoned or blind drunk, and either made out with someone, or got finger-blasted, or fucked someone. Then her sense of post-coital regret would kick in, and the encounter turns into rape or sexual assault. Of course, none of these incidents were reported to the police or investigated, but feels trump reals, so there you have it.
Got an iron cross tattoed on her groin, but that's OK, she thought it was the emblem for a skater brand. While in Cancun, and again blind drunk. Good judgment personified.
Met and married a cuck named Kenny Heslep who couldn't hold down a job. Bought a farm with him to foster animals (with what money? see below). Like a good cuck he stayed home while she worked.
Oh yes, unlike her husband, she was gainfully employed by PATH, a homeless aid non-profit. Stunningly and bravely utilizing her skillset as a whore and a master of false sexual abuse allegations, Katie rapidly ascended to the position of an executive director, pulling in a cool $174K. Holy fuck! You could buy a whole lot of meals for that! Or house a few people, IDK! But no, our stunning and brave sheroine needed to make dat paper!
Meanwhile on the personal front, cucks gotta cuck and whores gotta whore. When Katie married her hapless husband, one of her chief concerns was "well if I'm in a committed relationship, how can I ever fuck a woman again?" No problem! Kenny the Cuck's gotcha: he was posting (with her consent) nude photos of her on multiple sites including Reddit, looking for someone to hook up with his wife. Say, do you like their goat?
She got her inspiration to run for an office in the wake of Trump's victory and the subsequent March of a Million Pussy Hats. Being a well-trained liar by this time in her life, she lied her ass off to the voters, positioning herself as a young, fashionably victimized, bisexual (AKA: whore), yet sensible and middle-of-the-road candidate. She then dislodged the incumbent Republican with a 9 point margin. Cucklifornia, ladies and genitals.
Upon attaining her office, she wasted no time in hooking up with a political reporter, a freshman female representative and finally a staffer. The latest part was in clear violation of the newly-minted PoundMeToo rules, but it's OK because Katie's a woman, see? Not to break her record, she also accused poor ol' Kenny of being abusive and trying to publicly humiliate her. Motherfucker probably got tired of waiting to get that threesome she promised him when they hitched, and fucking farm animals while she was romping in Washington got old. Kenny then finally found what was left of his balls, divorced her and by most reasonable suspicions leaked the photographic evidence of Katie's whoring.
Despite much screeching about muh secksism and muh dubble standards and muh suggy knee and muh patriarky she couldn't even get Nervous Nancy to run interference for her and had to GTFO, forever swearing to battle revenge porn as her final promise.
In short, fuck Katie Hill. Or, actually, don't: you will probably catch something.
Excellent summary. I award you one billion Donald's Diamonds.
Nice summary! Thank you. One point:
I think that would be the Independent brand of skateboard trucks, correct?
Something like that. The salient point is that bitch got wasted in Cancun and then got her cooch tatted up.
Also remind everyone that this election will be held again in 6 months. Have to watch these fuckers. It very well could be that they allowed the R to win this one so as not to reveal their cheating strategy, legitimize voting-by-mail, lure Rs into complacency, and lay in wait until November.
Keep that head on a swivel.