...and it was about that time I realized she was a three story crustacean from the mezeoic era! I say "God damn loc ness monster you stay away from my family!"
They were in a 3 way relationship with a staffer from her campaign. She then decided to leave both the husband the the 3rd woman for one of her male congressional aides and the husband went scorched earth on her and released everything we've seen.
Pancake titties
"A person who is very pancake-chested is very hard to be a 10."
I <3 this site
So much.
Too much! (It's not.) MOAR WINNING NOW, PLZ
Pass the maple syrup.
I think I'll just pass, period.
The milks gone bad!
"I wish I had more hands, so I could give them titties FOUR THUMBS DOWN!"
"BITCHES...show Charlie Murphy YO TI-TAYYYS!"
You motherfucker...KEK!!!
Took me a second ....
Yep. Like 2 fried eggs, sunny side up, hanging from a nail.
And now breakfast will never be the same.
There's always a price for perversion.
That's about $3.50.
TREE FIDDEE?!
...and it was about that time I realized she was a three story crustacean from the mezeoic era! I say "God damn loc ness monster you stay away from my family!"
Cow-orker used to sing this song:
Do your Boobs hang low
Can you swing 'em to and fro
Can you tie 'em in a knot
Can you tie 'em in a bow
Full lyrics here - http://www.songlyrics.com/koit/do-your-boobs-hang-low-lyrics/
(board needs "blockquote" or "asis")
Hah! We used to sing it at Girl Scouts. I think the real song is "Do you ears hang low", but boobs was so much funnier to a bunch of eleven year olds.
I was in scouts and used ears too... we also did Eeny, meeny, miny, moe with nigger
Also sang stupid stuff like Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away. Wonder Woman lost her bosoms flying TAA
I have no idea what TAA is and am too lazy to look it up
Trans-Australia Airlines?
>inb4 Drag Queen Story Hour (in space)
That feels correct but what happened to her tits?
In New Zealand she lost them on the motorway.
Trans Australia Airlines. i looked it up finally
If you're REALLY old, try: Whistle while you work / Stevenson's a jerk / Eisenhower's got the power / Whistle while you work
*snort*
Early 40s but that was snow white... lol. Funny as
Original song, yes early 40s, but Eisenhower/Stevenson election was 50s. I'm not that old... ;-)
Haha I was saying I am early 40s but have seen snow white. Funny as
I remember that song but with balls or dick instead of boobs.
tancake pitties
That’s a term I could’ve lived without, but now I’m forced to use it.
THESE are the quality shitposts I come here to see.
Such the subtle touch. Just perfect.
At first I couldn't see what this meme was all about, then I looked deeper.
This place is lit up light a Christmas Tree. Wait did I say Christmas tree? On cuckedit I'd get reeeeded and banned.
I don't get this... can someone explain?
Katie Hill brushing her throuple staffer's hair. Left the CA-25 seat (in disgrace over lack of ethics) that Mike Garcia just won.
Also openly cucks her husband, so probably got blacked in threesomes.
They were in a 3 way relationship with a staffer from her campaign. She then decided to leave both the husband the the 3rd woman for one of her male congressional aides and the husband went scorched earth on her and released everything we've seen.
Amazing!
Wait, the husband was the one who did this?
That is amazing
I feel dumb.
Link didn't work, try again: https://thedonald.win/p/FfkNSrO5/warning-to-republican-taking-kat/
Hahahaha!
LOL
Tyree: Hey man, you got that all wrong. I ain't have sex with Katie. LYSOL had sex with Katie, I just filmeded it.
Katie: No, Tyree. You had sex with me too!
Tyree: Correction. I had sex with Katie.
"Tyree and Lysol are just genuinely nice guys..."
"Ey Chad.. I had sex with Katie too, mang."
I always referred to those as ‘fried egg tits”. Similar texture too.
That’s some first meme war spice levels right there.
Yeah, I don't thing Cube would be smiling at that. It would be the "DAYAMMMNN" face instead.
You know that would actually be a huge hit. Especially in the black community.
Though I think you'd have to make religious arguments like a nudist barbershop. Cause otherwise you'd be shut down for obscenity cause she's nasty!
There is a topless barbershop in my city.
Do they do good haircuts or is it just for the show?
Wow. Top shelf pede.
BRAZZERS
Ha. She's ready for a Quintouple
“Here’s to swimmin’ with bow-legged women” -Quint
If you made this bravo to you sir!
next level
HAHAHA!!
No.
You.
Didn't!
LOLOLOL!!!
Brushy brushy
I'm not even going to suggest putting Andrew Gillum in a pic with Katie Hill.
Pancake titties are the worst titties.
And a waistline like a guy.
She would make big tips... from people begging her to put some clothes on.
The energy is top kek
I see what you did there. I seent it.
Holy shit this is spicy. Nice work!
holy shit. That's a spicy meatball.
Nice. This is up there.
She's probably still active on reddit.......
https://i.imgur.com/TlNX0wn.png (NSFW)
wait, what?
explain this one
Scroll down through the photos here:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7609835/Katie-Hill-seen-showing-Nazi-era-tattoo-smoking-BONG-NAKED.html
I knew these were degenerate cucks but man seeing stuff like that only shows you that it goes deeper than you'd ever want to imagine.
She has issues. WOW
Took me a couple of seconds. This is so creative!
By former you mean her job doing nothing? She was a 200K a year non-profit "executive" pretending to fight homelessness...
This was really well done.
Spicy!
As Borat would say, "eeets niiiiice!"
I created an account just to upvote this.
So good.
MAGA mf’s can meme
Look at the mirror
Yeah I forgot about Katie Hill I just didn't know who the woman naked in the mirror was I had to Google it
CNN is reporting this photo has been doctored. CNN, you're FAKE NEWS!!!
Genius!
That's some good PS...
I sorted by Hot and this is at the top =D
Spicy meme, 'pede.
I'm used to our meme fire but this one is off the charts.
>"Throuple Specialist"
Her husband may have more luck finding a position, her district seems to have a lot of interest in "Power Bottoms."
aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I finally saw the punchline in the shoop hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOLCATS
>Subtle but effective! #WINNING
Luckily, I’m an azz man. Those tits don’t bother me one bit. She’s definitely doable.
Such a great shitpost! We have the best memes, don't we, folks?
Iron Cross Cooter would be fired for her tattoo
Kek