289 NOT Babylon Bee. San Diego COVID alert basically sounds like "the playground is open but no playing" (mobile.twitter.com) posted 346 days ago by sustainable_saltmine 346 days ago by sustainable_saltmine +289 / -0 13 comments share 13 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (13) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 10 ▼ – The_Apprentice2020 10 points 346 days ago +10 / -0 No parking in parking lot permalink save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – sustainable_saltmine [S] 8 points 346 days ago +8 / -0 no champagne in the champagne room permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – inspir3dgenius 5 points 346 days ago +5 / -0 No breathing air outside permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – williammcfadden 5 points 346 days ago +5 / -0 The bathrooms are open but you may not pee or wash your hands in there. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – OliverWillis 6 points 346 days ago +6 / -0 Crapping is back, however! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – inspir3dgenius 3 points 346 days ago +3 / -0 Blue states have never stopped crapping on their voters permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points 346 days ago +2 / -0 Or sidewalks permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – salvecitizen 2 points 346 days ago +2 / -0 And the dance floor is right out. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – Butthurt 5 points 346 days ago +5 / -0 walking through a lawfully opened mall, and you accidentally trip over the tile into a store. https://youtu.be/oFrU2fLFNWE permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – deleted 4 points 346 days ago +4 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points 346 days ago +3 / -0 Can confirm. I live in SD. This whole state is a Mongolian clusterfuck. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – DeadOverRed 3 points 346 days ago +3 / -0 WTF permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – sixfingerdildo 1 point 346 days ago +1 / -0 Beaches open but you can't park or sit or walk on the boardwalk. Everyone walks right by each other at the waterline instead. Malls open but no customers allowed is par for course. Governing by committee and you know it's that one idiot "Karen" demanding the stupid. permalink save report block reply
No parking in parking lot
no champagne in the champagne room
No breathing air outside
The bathrooms are open but you may not pee or wash your hands in there.
Crapping is back, however!
Blue states have never stopped crapping on their voters
Or sidewalks
And the dance floor is right out.
walking through a lawfully opened mall, and you accidentally trip over the tile into a store. https://youtu.be/oFrU2fLFNWE
Can confirm. I live in SD. This whole state is a Mongolian clusterfuck.
WTF
Beaches open but you can't park or sit or walk on the boardwalk. Everyone walks right by each other at the waterline instead.
Malls open but no customers allowed is par for course. Governing by committee and you know it's that one idiot "Karen" demanding the stupid.