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starsabove 52 points ago +52 / -0

If your pillows look like that . . . head over to MyPillow and get yourself some quality pillows. And pillow cases to go with them.

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daty_dato 16 points ago +16 / -0

I knew Mike treaded this waters. HIYA.

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MrMxyzptlk 12 points ago +12 / -0

Love that they are machine washable.

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AslanFan 9 points ago +9 / -0

Came here to say this, because that is DISGUSTING!

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FergieJR 5 points ago +5 / -0

Saw them at Costco and pulled the trigger. Bought two!

Great to support him and the USA!

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Bubbahax 1 point ago +1 / -0

I got a couple of those and I'm impressed. They really are better.

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CT_MAGA 28 points ago +28 / -0

This made me laugh really hard. My wife, who gets annoyed when I'm like "O you have to see this" even laughed.

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jsnforce 24 points ago +24 / -0

You drool in your sleep. That's okay; most people do.

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KuhlooKuhlay 11 points ago +11 / -0

I just realized the other day that I've opened literally every ketchup, mustard and salsa packet I've ever used with my teeth.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same. lol

I’m such a classy lady.

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KuhlooKuhlay 2 points ago +2 / -0

If that isn't germy enough I also usually suck off the last little excess from the opening to kind of clean it off.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol. I do that too. We're lucky we've survived!

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PerKjerkarkas 9 points ago +9 / -0

Or is that just the Shroud of Turin pattern?

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BlackFlag 7 points ago +7 / -0

Confirmed. My pillow looks like that, I survived the 'rona.

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anon1011101 1 point ago +1 / -0

for a bioweapon, it sure is pretty lame

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RIPIsaacKappy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Andrew Gillum is relieved.

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lafingman0 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've had my pillows for about three decades and they don't look that bad!

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TentacleLord 7 points ago +7 / -0

Put em under black light

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is that pillowmachine warshable? Does it come with a sixty day money back guarantee? Will it give you the best night's sleep in the the whole wide world?

Didn't think so

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cream_y 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sweaty sleepers unite

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Sublimeldg311 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this true if all the stains are from random homeless men’s semen? Asking for a friend.... swearsies....

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ChinaFlu 1 point ago +1 / -0

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Memories of childhood!