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The Keyboard Warriors have arrived! (media.patriots.win) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
posted ago by SuperIsDuper1 +2390 / -0
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SuperIsDuper1 [S] 26 points ago +26 / -0

Thanks!

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KeyboardWarrior 9 points ago +9 / -0

Reporting For duty SIR!

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aloha_snackbar22 9 points ago +9 / -0

Its XIR, you fucking bigot.

Give me 2 push-ups!

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TheMAGAnificent 48 points ago +48 / -0

I served at a Combat Outpost in RePolitics. In the early phases of the war they had 87% of all the fighting on Reddit in that one valley. Lost a lot of good alts in that sub, and we lost a lot of good men.

The most radicalised of their religion came to us in that valley. We were armed with weapons grade memes, and could 360 no scope newbs unprepared with facts and truth, but their sheer numbers would be overwhelming. And sadly, once the radicalization of the locals took place, the combat Outpost was overrun.

They tried to give me a medal, but I said I didn't want it, it only feeds the system we are trying to fight. "Keep your Reddit gold," I'd say, I just wanted our purpose there to not be for nothing...

Gazes into the sunset

I just wanted the flag of Kekistan to fly freely in the winds of Bannedahar valley, and for the gospel of Trump to keep being spread in that radicalised region.

But the sacrifice... The "hearts and minds" campaign. Sometimes you feel like Sisyphus pushing the boulder up the hill...endless pursuit with no results. Other days you feel you're riding the Trump train to glory and freedom, dropping redpills and waking up boomers and Gen Z'ers all the same

Was all the fighting worth it? All the deaths? All the bans?

You tell me. I only did what I was told to do.

Sadly, some days I miss those days. Those were the days I was most alive.

Now I just hang around the VFW down at the the Donald.Win. share memes there. It's not the same.

Some days I long for the old days.

Some days, I wonder how this new generation will survive the next war. I hear the Chinese are rolling out new drones and bots, not sure how our boys can match the sheer numbers of that.

But one thing I know for certain: memes have to come from a special place. A deep place. Way, waaay down deep in your balls, where the pee is made. That's something China can never understand. No bot can simulate an organic meme. And therefore, they'll never have the true depth of meaning of meme warfare.

That's the ramblings of this old vet.

Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.

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Bobbhope424 13 points ago +13 / -0

Shadilay brother..... But remember.... the internet is forever....

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FuckAlinsky 12 points ago +12 / -0

God I love this place and all you people!

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KeyboardWarrior 8 points ago +8 / -0

Were there when we Planted the Flag of Kekistan On The Commander and Cheif's Outpost in mara-lago? We even went behind enemy lines on Goolag and changed the Name to KEKISTAN. Sheesh.... Took those cucks round two, three days to figure that one out. Cucks. I don't like no damn cuck. Damn cucks aint nothing to me. Cucks and communists. both worthless.

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curiousilist 6 points ago +6 / -0

God damn

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TheMAGAnificent 6 points ago +6 / -0

What's up brother?

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Skywise 4 points ago +4 / -0

No no no... if you’re gonna do a meme war joke at least “Meme” it right!

Begun, these Meme wars have!

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raisedright4517 18 points ago +18 / -0

Like Trump said who needs a Wall St. Ad Agency when your have Qanon Keyboard Warriors!!

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Basedkekistani2020 16 points ago +17 / -1

Kekistani warriors only seek victory not the accolades, but GEOTUS shoutouts improve the morale

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 15 points ago +15 / -0

And my axe!

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HiddenDekuScrub 13 points ago +13 / -0

Dang, you guys are fast.

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MIDefender 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yes!!!

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Nikore 12 points ago +12 / -0

Now that is a fast Photoshop. You are either very quick or well prepared, either way please accept my upvote!

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SpaceForceMilitia 11 points ago +11 / -0

o7

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LibertyOverSecurity 11 points ago +11 / -0

That didn't take long haha

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SuperIsDuper1 [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

The mods must really be active today

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You_Will_Clap 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ctrl-Alt-Dlt commie.dem

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308win 8 points ago +8 / -0

Reporting for duty

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PaigeAshley 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is brilliant, well done! 🙌👍

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Skogin 8 points ago +8 / -0

OPEN FIRE

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smackdownUSA45 8 points ago +8 / -0

Proud 2020 Keyboard Warrior checking in!

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Xult 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nimble navigators.

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Buff_em_up 7 points ago +7 / -0

He’s telling us to keep fighting, keep digging!

Mr. President, more declass please!

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Poonjazzler1 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’ve got tears in my eyes, y’all are just to beautiful

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 7 points ago +7 / -0

Damn I was about to ask for context, if Trump said something and this gets stickied 3 minutes before Trump’s tweet was stickied. Impressive!

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Keyboard_Warrior 7 points ago +7 / -0

AYYYYYYE!

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stjdalen 7 points ago +7 / -0

Quick response team

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rouge_time_line 7 points ago +7 / -0

Somebody fill me in on what happened.

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SuperIsDuper1 [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Trump tweeted about us and thanked us for being his keyboard warriors.

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rouge_time_line 3 points ago +4 / -1

Ok, but what did you guys do exactly, I just got off work.

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stjdalen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump is publicly thanking his army of supporters who fight for America online

https://thedonald.win/p/FfozaFaJ/thank-you-to-all-of-my-great-key/c/

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nowrongwrong 6 points ago +6 / -0

I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD

(i don't know, but i've been told)

CONTROL-B MAKES MY TEXT BOLD

(control-b makes my text bold)

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Womp_womp 5 points ago +5 / -0

WITNESS!!

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Womp_womp 5 points ago +5 / -0

QWERTY leader standing by!

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Skywise 4 points ago +4 / -0

Really - we also need to start organizing GOTV and ballot harvesting campaigns too.

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DeplorableLA 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOVE THIS

Edit: MODS, please sticky this

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MoscowCommie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shadilay!

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GeorgeOhwell 3 points ago +3 / -0

I too am a Key Beret!

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iVote 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are those assault keyboards????

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Forte 2 points ago +2 / -0

THEN THE KEYBOARD WARRIORS ARRIVED

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Chrismarshall 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please follow @wapo @cnn @msnbc @bbc and flood their posts with “When are you going to report #obamagate “