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posted ago by woke-sheep ago by woke-sheep +47 / -0
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Chuck_Fina 12 points ago +12 / -0

There once was a man name Arbery
On the prowl to commit a robbery
He went out for a run
And grabbed for a gun
He should have looked for a jobbery.

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RuleoVicus 3 points ago +3 / -0

๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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Averon 9 points ago +9 / -0

They say I was joggin

But I was house robbin

I got caught, lost my cool

Grabbed for the gun actin the fool

Punched a guy in the head

Ended up full of lead

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SJRebels 9 points ago +9 / -0

Armed Robbery was his name
The phonetics are the same
A jogger from Glynn
Now we wonโ€™t cover Flynn
Whom Obama tried to frame

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SJRebels 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you. I want to submit it to them, but I donโ€™t want to be doxed.

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SJRebels 2 points ago +2 / -0

A tragedy, the death of a young man
An opportunity, they cannot withstand
To monetize with page views
Racial tensions, sad and true
Defunding NPR is our demand

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deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
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RuleoVicus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Last line, I'm ๐Ÿคฃ

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HemRoidRage 7 points ago +7 / -0

"We came, we saw, He died" .......Hillary Clinton from the LP Superpredator

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YankeeHutt 6 points ago +6 / -0

There should be a contest for the best note left at the crime scene.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 3 points ago +3 / -0

Scarlet petals rain
On the blistering pavement
Like dark peach blossoms

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greginald_mcdicken 2 points ago +2 / -0

Roses are red, Violets are blue, If you pull on a loaded gun, It goes "Pew! Pew! Pew!"

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