47 () VERY FAKE NEWS posted 336 days ago by woke-sheep 336 days ago by woke-sheep +47 / -0 18 comments share 18 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (18) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 12 ▼ – Chuck_Fina 12 points 336 days ago +12 / -0 There once was a man name Arbery On the prowl to commit a robbery He went out for a run And grabbed for a gun He should have looked for a jobbery. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – RuleoVicus 3 points 336 days ago +3 / -0 ๐๐๐ permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – Averon 9 points 336 days ago +9 / -0 They say I was joggin But I was house robbin I got caught, lost my cool Grabbed for the gun actin the fool Punched a guy in the head Ended up full of lead permalink save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – SJRebels 9 points 336 days ago +9 / -0 Armed Robbery was his name The phonetics are the same A jogger from Glynn Now we wonโt cover Flynn Whom Obama tried to frame permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – deleted 3 points 336 days ago +4 / -1 ▲ 2 ▼ – SJRebels 2 points 336 days ago +2 / -0 Thank you. I want to submit it to them, but I donโt want to be doxed. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 336 days ago +2 / -1 ▲ 2 ▼ – SJRebels 2 points 336 days ago +2 / -0 A tragedy, the death of a young man An opportunity, they cannot withstand To monetize with page views Racial tensions, sad and true Defunding NPR is our demand permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – deleted 8 points 336 days ago +8 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – RuleoVicus 3 points 336 days ago +3 / -0 Last line, I'm ๐คฃ permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 336 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 7 ▼ – HemRoidRage 7 points 336 days ago +7 / -0 "We came, we saw, He died" .......Hillary Clinton from the LP Superpredator permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – YankeeHutt 6 points 336 days ago +6 / -0 There should be a contest for the best note left at the crime scene. permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – deleted 5 points 336 days ago +5 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – TheOutlawPepeWales 3 points 336 days ago +3 / -0 Scarlet petals rain On the blistering pavement Like dark peach blossoms permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 336 days ago +3 / -1 ▲ 2 ▼ – greginald_mcdicken 2 points 336 days ago +2 / -0 Roses are red, Violets are blue, If you pull on a loaded gun, It goes "Pew! Pew! Pew!" permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 336 days ago +1 / -0
There once was a man name Arbery
On the prowl to commit a robbery
He went out for a run
And grabbed for a gun
He should have looked for a jobbery.
๐๐๐
They say I was joggin
But I was house robbin
I got caught, lost my cool
Grabbed for the gun actin the fool
Punched a guy in the head
Ended up full of lead
Armed Robbery was his name
The phonetics are the same
A jogger from Glynn
Now we wonโt cover Flynn
Whom Obama tried to frame
Thank you. I want to submit it to them, but I donโt want to be doxed.
A tragedy, the death of a young man
An opportunity, they cannot withstand
To monetize with page views
Racial tensions, sad and true
Defunding NPR is our demand
Last line, I'm ๐คฃ
"We came, we saw, He died" .......Hillary Clinton from the LP Superpredator
There should be a contest for the best note left at the crime scene.
Scarlet petals rain
On the blistering pavement
Like dark peach blossoms
Roses are red, Violets are blue, If you pull on a loaded gun, It goes "Pew! Pew! Pew!"