877
Comments (169)
sorted by:
110
Kanye 110 points ago +110 / -0

This movie is a fucking CLASSIC that should not be remade

51
HiGloss 51 points ago +52 / -1

Good question. There is a huge lack of original thought in Hollywood but that's leftists for ya.

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
46
Gulleyfoyleismyname 46 points ago +46 / -0

Scarface was a remake of another movie but it was better than the original.

This remake will be a cluster fuck of a clown show.

5
meteorknife 5 points ago +5 / -0

Like every other unnecessary remake. And they'll blame racism when it fails.

Honestly I'm surprised they're casting a black actor as a murderous drug lord. I guess it depends on the political affiliation of the director to determine whether the left believes it needs to be cancelled.

4
JamesBond007 4 points ago +4 / -0

...and D.O.A.

25
trumpforthewin 25 points ago +25 / -0

This ☝️. What's next? Remake Godfather?

52
Tsmumbles 52 points ago +53 / -1

The Godmother. She’ll make you a dinner you can’t refuse.

18
WeinerLapTop 18 points ago +18 / -0

Gabagool??

7
PhoneBandit 7 points ago +7 / -0

I will have the spaghetti, with a side salad. If the salad is on top, I send it back.

3
xmetalgod 3 points ago +3 / -0

My Gooma made me that last night

6
Sirbigusdickus 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Godmother 4: Transitioning the Family

5
TheKekingKing 5 points ago +5 / -0

Godmother? Fuck it, Cast that jogger with the tits and dick.

4
Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

big Mike Obama enters the chat

9
stanktuary_cities 9 points ago +9 / -0

Scarface is already a remake.

10
HuggableBear 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah, but it was an unbelievable remake of a mediocre film.

Remaking the Pacino version is like looking at the Sistine Chapel and thinking "Someone should update that."

9
LaPastillaEscarlata 9 points ago +9 / -0

Liberals will eventually say that about the Sistine Chapel, mark my words. They probably say it needs to either be a monument to LGBREEEE or a mosque.

6
Ameronaut 6 points ago +6 / -0

A "nondenominational gathering place"

7
Sirbigusdickus 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Sistine chapel is a place of diversity and acceptance. It’s designer, Michelangelo, a famous early transsexual, envisioned the structure as a community gathering spot for the lgbtqiaa++ community. The $120 million renovation, by Versace, will restore the space to its original form, with a bathhouse, needle exchange and drag queen children’s library.

6
Cuzyoudbeinjail 6 points ago +6 / -0

If the fucking muzzies don't burn it down

1
RIPIsaacKappy 1 point ago +1 / -0

RIP Notre Dame 🙏💐

1
StoryTimeHour 1 point ago +1 / -0

A couple more years with this pope... I wouldn’t be surprised.

3
Ameronaut 3 points ago +4 / -1

The Thingperson

1
trumpORbust 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's ma'am father you pony faced solider

17
Jack_NC 17 points ago +17 / -0

"hold my martini" --Black James Bond

14
ronburgandy 14 points ago +14 / -0

What's next? Asian Terminator, Mexican Harry Potter, Jewish Santa Claus?

13
quigonkenny 13 points ago +13 / -0

They already had Mexican Terminator.

7
Fourtyandfourtyfive 7 points ago +7 / -0

How could you tell?

Was he looking for jumper cables??

5
Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lawnmower model t-800

2
Citiboi69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Upvote for Jewish Santa clause

3
TheDespotofCartoons 3 points ago +3 / -0

It needs to be a Jewish mother in order to be an effective Santa Claus. Think about it: who else could sufficiently guilt the naughty ("Oh, you're killing your mother!") and the nice ("You think that was nice? You could do better.")?

3
ViperBugatti 3 points ago +3 / -0

So Fran Drescher?

1
tinkesquire 1 point ago +1 / -0

They did a black Hermione in a play once already.

14
ChelseaHubbell 14 points ago +15 / -1

Black James bond would've been better than woman James Bond

10
TychoDurandal 10 points ago +10 / -0

She cries every time she kills someone

3
Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agent double oh 777 cents on the dollar

3
TychoDurandal 3 points ago +3 / -0

She won’t shut the fuck up when villains are monologuing

1
Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

🐻👍

1
TychoDurandal 1 point ago +1 / -0

🐻 🌙 🐐 🦙

I see you

0
ChelseaHubbell 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's Crying Freeman and he was a pimp

12
grenades_and_ham 12 points ago +12 / -0

"hold my martini 40 oz" --Black James Bond

FTFY

8
TD_Covfefe_Crusader 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hold my grape drank.

7
grenades_and_ham 7 points ago +7 / -0

Got a Newport?

3
Arkful773 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hennessy!

3
grenades_and_ham 3 points ago +3 / -0

40 oz bounce Bond

6
Margeshrimpson 6 points ago +6 / -0

"hol ma air Jordans"- black James bond.

2
deleted 2 points ago +3 / -1
1
Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hennessy... Shaken, not stirred

8
RatsCatsBats 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hollywood is owned by China, quality is not their forté.

66
deleted 66 points ago +66 / -0
26
awesomepossumcausem [S] 26 points ago +26 / -0

They will definitely have gay people everywhere and maybe his girlfriend will be transgender.

2
Lelleck 2 points ago +2 / -0

That chainsaw Scene with a dildo then....

18
Butthurt 18 points ago +18 / -0

Ohhh ohh and the soldiers raiding his drug palace are mostly women.

5
HillarysBeaverMunch 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Any Which Way But Straight".

4
VetforTrump 4 points ago +5 / -1

I might watch that as long as they were all hanged T the end for real.

3
RedditIsAsshoe1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would watch this.

26
Fuchtard 26 points ago +26 / -0

I'll bet the Colombian drug dealers with the chainsaw will be cast as white guys from Alabama.

8
grenades_and_ham 8 points ago +8 / -0

White Supremacists skinheads.

7
Keiichi81 7 points ago +7 / -0

Make sure they're all wearing read hats too. Not MAGA hats, but...everyone will know.

24
Logan051361 24 points ago +24 / -0

Well of course. Typical Hollywood. Now they are erasing Latinos? Unreal. This should be a huge boycott. Why do a remake of this movie? It fies not need to be remade. Also, didn't this guy replace honey storm in fantastic 4 and it bombed

10
joker 10 points ago +12 / -2

To be fair Al Pacino is Italian not really a Latino

31
nomerasques 31 points ago +31 / -0

Italians are literally the original "Latinos".

What everyone considers a "Latino" should be really called mixed-race or mestizos.

16
VetforTrump 16 points ago +16 / -0

Thank you. Fuck I wish people would think.

3
HillarysBeaverMunch 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yeas, the mexicans we see walking around and infesting our country are actually Indios with little or no European DNA.

American folks don't realize this, and that those indians are at the bottom of the hierarchy in their native countries.

6
grenades_and_ham 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Fly Pelican, Fly!"

4
Logan051361 4 points ago +4 / -0

I meant the Character Not his Ethnic background.

4
Space_Force 4 points ago +4 / -0

True, Pacino's character is Cuban in the movie.

2
Randalous83 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just to play devil’s advocate for a moment, there are quite a few black Cubans. So if they keep the character Cuban then I suppose it could pass, but will still probably be shit.

The question is are black Cubans considered Latino by today’s leftist standards, or are they African Cubans? The ones I know consider themselves Americans so I’m not sure.

1
Logan051361 1 point ago +1 / -0

They have to put a black person in all movie re- dos. Its such bullshit.

20
Monzie 20 points ago +20 / -0

I raise you with white Mr. T.

9
deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
5
Paul_Revere 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm holding out for Kevin James.

3
TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

“I haven’t the time for chit chat.”

1
Awakened 1 point ago +1 / -0

There was one in The Last Dragon. It was glorious.

19
Nostaws 19 points ago +19 / -0

Because the role involves drugs and crime they hire a black man, that's fucking racist!!

It would be fun to watch that drama kick off if you could get that ball rolling on Twitter

16
nero2003 16 points ago +19 / -3

To be fair, there are plenty of black Cubans.

30
magnokor 30 points ago +30 / -0

The Prime Minister of Canada?

9
nero2003 9 points ago +9 / -0

Perfect example!!!

5
Jarrod 5 points ago +5 / -0

That slaps.

3
flashersenpai 3 points ago +3 / -0

kek

2
ServerTowerofBabel 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a blacked Cuban.

4
grenades_and_ham 4 points ago +4 / -0

Knew one in Vegas, served in the Cuban Military. Came across on a raft and is now a licensed Class A CDL driver. His accent was thicker than tree sap. Good guy though.

16
Kerry000 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'll take movies that are gonna flop before they're even released for 500, Alex.

11
blackkit27 11 points ago +11 / -0

Great now Little Mike can ruin that Franchise the way he ruined Fantastic Four.

10
deleted 10 points ago +10 / -0
3
deleted 3 points ago +4 / -1
8
grassshrimp 8 points ago +9 / -1

Imagine the outrage if a white guy was selected for the role of Dr. MLK.

1
americathegr888 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm glad that won't ever happen since he was a communist and a rapist.

8
globohomo 8 points ago +9 / -1

Universal has not announced any casting choices. On Thursday, a false report surfaced, claiming that Marvel’s Black Panther star Michael B. Jordan would play the role of Tony Montana. Jay Polidoro will serve as senior vice president of production, while Lexi Barta will assume the role of director of development.

According to Variety, the film’s remake will reimagine the core story of the previous chapters. An immigrant protagonist makes his way to America, where he fights through the underworld to achieve the American Dream.

Stay tuned for further updates regarding Scarface casting choices.

It'll still be woke pro-immigration bullshit, but it's not going to have Mr. Panther in it.

7
VetforTrump 7 points ago +8 / -1

Oh another recycled movie. Don't bother. I am not participating g in any Hollywood entertainment. Period. Taking my life back. No movies with pedo symbols or movies that shove in our faces what they are doing to us while we laugh. Fuck them fuck their lame movies and their devilish agenda. Take your minds back or you will never be free.

6
badbeachboy 6 points ago +7 / -1

I have absolutely no issue with any race actor in a movie EXCEPT when it is was either written as a specific race due to a person being from a specific place or nationality. If a character was written as being born as japanese in japan I dont want to see a swedish girl in the role, get what im saying...

0
teleomorph 0 points ago +1 / -1

I generally agree, but, in this case, Pacino was a White guy playing a Cuban.

2
badbeachboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

holy fuck youre right i honestly didnt think of it, he did it sooo well and looked the part. im am idiot...

6
pedeypete 6 points ago +6 / -0

Say hello to my sideways pointed little friend.

Whoops, wait a second, my pants fell down again.

5
dianneschinesedriver 5 points ago +6 / -1

Can't these tards just write a new movie with a black guy in the lead roll.

5
mintyfresh 5 points ago +6 / -1

It's been dead for a long time, just like the television industry.

5
davidmode 5 points ago +6 / -1

let's face it, it's just so black people stop feeling guilty about fawning over a white Italian dude on a poster in their basement

3
Liberal_Tear_Addict 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

5
BigPoppaPossum 5 points ago +6 / -1

Hell, at this point I'm shocked they picked a guy

4
Fourtyandfourtyfive 4 points ago +4 / -0

Still waiting for Roots to be remade with Danny Davito and Sam Elliot...

4
uvontheterrible 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can't die quickly enough.

4
Logos_Rising 4 points ago +4 / -0

The fact Hollywood is incapable of even creating anything new anymore shows the state of total decay and entropy of mainstream culture. We need to return to our roots as a civilization or we will collapse.

3
deleted 3 points ago +5 / -2
5
deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
3
Humongus 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sure the character will be gay or trans as well. Ugh.

3
Under25BMI 3 points ago +4 / -1

I mean he was supposed to be Cuban... is hollywood saying that Cubans are black? Seems a bit Racist hollywood.

3
dookiebot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why not a black trans woman in a wheelchair? This is 2020 afterall.

1
Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

They made that movie. It was called Glass.

1
Steven_IDGAF_Miller 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's so 2018.

To be full 2020-woke, you need a mixed race pregnant trans-man who is blind handi-capable with a comfort pony that's in a poly-amorous relationship with 3 lesbians.

3
AndrewLB 3 points ago +3 / -0

The crime here isn't who they're casting, its the fact that they even want to remake such a great movie.

.. ok the casting is criminal as well. Lock them up!

3
tdee3000 3 points ago +3 / -0

"How did you get that scar, eating chicken?" - formatted for tv

3
CoronaT_Virus 3 points ago +4 / -1

Eh, the original had an Italian playing a Cuban. Hollywood is just a walking zombie looking for more kids to fuck anyway. Play them no heed or money. Get a VPN, torrent up.

2
BasedOnWhat 2 points ago +2 / -0

AKA Get Woke, Go Broke: Chapter 111

2
quigonkenny 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's going to be a lot of Hispanics pissed at this one...

2
slimcoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember when the media was all mad about "whitewashing"? Now they're completely silent when the reverse happens.

2
Scumbag-reddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, now try casting a white guy in a black guy role.

2
nomoreprinkles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or you know, make an original property. Communists can only steal, not create. They lack a soul which gives a man conviction.

1
yankmenoodle 1 point ago +1 / -0

They couldn't find a woman?

1
ShampocalypseWOW 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well there ARE a lot of black Cubans, so it's not that much of a stretch. But why remake it? It's going to be garbage. This isn't the 80's anymore. If they set in the 80's it'll be retarded and if they set it in the present then what the fuck are they even talking about?

1
blueeyephoto 1 point ago +1 / -0

can we see Bruce Willis as Frederick Douglas in a movie?

1
Space_Force 1 point ago +1 / -0

Instead of cocaine, this scarface sells black-market hand sanitizer to transgender immigrants that fight the patriarchy.

1
Dsnazzy 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is all part of re-writing history, including popular culture. They either redefine everything in their own preferred image, or they degrade the symbolism and subvert the past...

1
malooch 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm in actor in Hollywood and I know some people in high places, this is just an internet rumor, no official casting has been done yet

1
TravisTee 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t really care but there are a lot of black folks in Cuba.

1
Independenceforever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would I have to wear blackface to apply for role as Malcolm X?

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
1
kcfreels 1 point ago +1 / -0

Makes sense from a purely financial prospective. Who has pictures of Scarface hanging in their homes? Why not cater to your audience?

Not saying I support this, just that I see the motivation.

Remakes are terrible anyways, and I never watch them.

1
Seruna_Kanus 1 point ago +1 / -0
  1. Replacing a hispanic character.
  2. Showing a black character getting loaded with coke and going on a killing spree.

This is gonna be a huge oof.

1
RockapulcoRedpill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump was elected because they turned the Ghostbusters into chicks. Now he will be relected because they turn scarface black

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
1
DearCow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Weird Reply Warning: I feel like the guy who responds to Iron Eyes Cody (born Espera Oscar de Corti, an Italian), as portrayed in The Simpsons 22nd episode Season 9: "Trash of the Titans", "Whatever you do, for God's sake, don't turn around!" In the UK, as in many other parts of Europe, portraying Historical figures, (ie; Queen Elizabeth I, Shakespeare, etc.), as black is becoming the rule as opposed to the exception. Political Correctness is a form of insanity.

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0