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ThePatriotGames2016 19 points ago +19 / -0

c'mon dude, we all know the sun is racist.

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TwoIfBySea 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well gravity is rape so...

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monkadelic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well its the lack of diversity in sun spots that's causing this sooo yeah.

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sustainable_saltmine 14 points ago +14 / -0

yup, there was a longer period a couple hundred years ago that led to a year without a Summer so to speak. Snow in June, and even the River Thames in London froze

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Dreeval 14 points ago +14 / -0

I think the year without summer was caused by a volcanic eruption, krakatoa I believe. There was a "mini ice age" from 1350 to 1850 where the ice sheets were advancing then just starting receding again. The "experts" have no explanation for this but the science is settled of course.

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V43_of_ii_dim 14 points ago +14 / -0

“By: The Sun”

OMG I’m literally shaking rn. Every time I go outside, the Sun splashes it’s photons (Sun Semen) all over me WITHOUT MY CONSENT. BILLIONS of women are SEXUALLY ASSAULTED by the Sun Every. Single. Day. Why should we suddenly believe the Sun now when he says he’s going to reign it in?

Yellow Dwarf Bad

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Industry4 12 points ago +12 / -0

Now, they are going to say that the coronavirus shutdown helped save the planet another 5-10 years...

I believe climate change is one of the main reasons for this pandemic hype. They can't convince Americans that climate change is a problem, so the ends justify the means for the pandemic hype to keep people from driving their evil SUV's and corporations from destroying the planet.

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Peashout 2 points ago +2 / -0

That could be why they want to keep the lockdown going until 2099. It's for the greater good!

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freefolk 11 points ago +11 / -0

Good news. Global Warming has been proven wrong and we're back to global freezing.
Bad news. It's going to be another 10 years before we can see if it will be a "Waterworld" planet or "The Day After" planet.
Worse news. We're relying on the genius of a bartender and a 16-year old girl who hasn't had a menstrual cycle yet.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

But the answer to global cooling will be the same as it was for global warming: communism.

This has always been about communism.

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samantha8669 10 points ago +10 / -0

AOC: "We only have 12 years left."

Greta: "How Dare You."

Me: "NUTCASES!"

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BadManOrange 5 points ago +5 / -0

Snowed here last week. Ridiculous weather.

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Dialectic 3 points ago +3 / -0

LMAO are we back in the 70s now? Climate change commies going full circle back to ice age predictions?

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z89101 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now that is a long known "Inconvenient Truth"

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spezisthedevil 3 points ago +3 / -0

How dare you. People are dying. Up against the wall!

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sm0kie420 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only sure thing is you have to vote globalist or democrat and give them large amounts of money to fix these things

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monkadelic 3 points ago +3 / -0

who can I write a check to in order to stop this?

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Cesare_Borgia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leftists love to deny science. The fact is we're still in an ice age. Ice caps of any sort are rare in Earth's history. Earth has typically been too hot to allow for them. Yet life thrived regardless.

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cluckingducks 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is terrific! Most likely we are simply living during an inter glacial period of an ICE AGE. We probably never left it and the CONTINENTAL GLACIERS ARE DUE TO RETURN.

Dumb fucks.

Bla la bla bla when the glaciers melted 10- 20,000 years ago. Yes that's right. A handful of millennia. All the shit that went down on Earth through the ages and we are here at this little speck of time where we can still find edible meat that's been frozen up north.

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kagnificent 2 points ago +2 / -0

The sun got the Covid memo

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mathteach314159 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder why they used the word “Lockdown”... hmmmm 🤔