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wong 69 points ago +69 / -0

suck my qwerty mothaf*cker

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MakeWorldGreatAgain 13 points ago +13 / -0

They still haven't learned to code.

Dems/MSM: This is madness!
Pedes: Madness? THIS.. IS.. THE DONALD!
*kicks Creepy Joe to the pit *

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is_fake_news 10 points ago +10 / -0

.win

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MAGA_MAN_ 52 points ago +52 / -0

So glad we moved from that other shithole.

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1A2A 15 points ago +15 / -0

Where u/spez, the piece of shit cuck who sucks the juices off his wifes boyfriends thing after he's done is from?

I agree.

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America_No_1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Even worse - you had to agree to have rawdawg anal sex with China in order to post somewhere without being banned

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FuckuSpez 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck spez

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Mona1950 9 points ago +9 / -0

Boy, me too!! This is definitely an upgrade. Thank you Mods for the move.

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TrumpSteak 5 points ago +5 / -0

Flawless logic.

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SquiggyMcPepe 37 points ago +37 / -0

The Keyboard is mightier than the Sword!

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KriMe 25 points ago +25 / -0

Who's selling the t-shirts

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Too_Much_Winning 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seconded.

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Epicsoundwaves 1 point ago +1 / -0

Third, fourth and fifthed

(My brother and dad want one too)

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TownesVanCamp 23 points ago +23 / -0

TFW OP is a Texan.

Also, this is a reasonably accurate depiction for the current day via the technocracy.

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IncredibleMrE1 21 points ago +21 / -0

We must ban all semi fully automatic assault keyboards

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txladyvoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not mine. Did 149 w.a.m. on recent test. Not my semi fully automatic assault keyboard.

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Horton 18 points ago +19 / -1

This is he flag we need but maybe with some color

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TownesVanCamp 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's a modern day rendition of the Gonzalez battle flag. Black and white drives the point very hard by tying the two together.

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Horton 6 points ago +6 / -0

I know but i really like the Texas one - a big nice red white and blue :)

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TownesVanCamp 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm a Texan, maybe I just tune it out. But I've never seen a colored version of it now that I think about it.

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Horton 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have a decal of a Texan flag with come and take it on the white part

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TownesVanCamp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Right but that's not the Gonzales battle flag. Gonzales battle flag is a white background, black star top center, black cannon centered top to bottom and left to right, with come and take it across at about the lower 1/3. Or maybe I've had too much whiskey and need to fall asleep. That is equally possible.

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Horton 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its all good - im ok with either lol

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Too_Much_Winning 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's be cool with some RGB goodness like a real keyboard warriors deck.

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Pedeberrycrunch 13 points ago +13 / -0

We need reasonable, common-sense keyboard control.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mine fires 96wpm. Some say that's too much firepower

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txladyvoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good job. Never enough firepower.

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0095D 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed. Look along the top of every keyboard. Twelve "fire" keys. That's two too many. Ten or fewer, evildoers! Ten or fewer, evildoers! C'mon, guys, it's a chant. Ten or fewer, evildoers! Ten or fewer, evildoers! Ten or fewer...

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MrsSilenceDogood 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Your full of shit, man. I have a LogiRazer. My sons have calculators. I'm not tryin to take your keyboards away jack. If you yell Alt-F4 in a shithouse, thats not freedom of the amendments."

  • Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.
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1A2A 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh they're trying their hardest. 1984 is partially here and rapidly approaching in full.

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Blacktaxi2d 5 points ago +5 / -0

Amazing. You love modern memes being packaged with generations old ideas

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NostalgicFuturist 4 points ago +5 / -1

No matter how many back slashes they give us, no matter how many >>>> they shoot @ us, they will never ctrl us, the alt-right will ctr/alt/delete their asses, comma, exclamation mark!

And you, shifty Schiff, you may think you can backspace your way out of it, but you’ll be singin’ a different ♪ when we put your head in a caps lock and shove it up your :

UPPER_CASE THAT, you #@!!?# 1%-ers with those $$$$ in your eyes, the Lord is going to scroll you down to Hell!

And you government goons: ENTER my HOME and that’ll be the END of you. Period

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txladyvoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

These comments are sublimely edgy!

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StoryTimeHour 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol what did I miss

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txladyvoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gonzales battle flag 'updated' meme magic

https://ammo.com/articles/gonzales-flag-battle-of-gonzales

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dubler6 4 points ago +4 / -0

How many keyboards does one person actually need?

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ElGuapo 3 points ago +3 / -0

CTRL+DEM+DELETE

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dotwinning 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nobody needs a Dvorak! Common sense keyboard control now!

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txladyvoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I did try one of those Dvorak keyboards. I thought I was trying to rewire my left brain right brain signals. Sadly for younger pedes. I have one at a good price.

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Gr8wh1teknight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wish I was as creative as some of yall

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Molon Labia

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reeeeee!!!!

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LostViking1985 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meme on labia

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tftx22 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they take my keyboard, I'll use a virtual keyboard!

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NoSteppyonmyPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok, I keep seeing new keyboard warrior memes. Did I miss something?

What started this new batch of memes?

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Smartista95 1 point ago +1 / -0

Learn to code

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txladyvoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Outstandingly clever meme!

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Citiboi69 1 point ago +1 / -0

They may take our guns but they will never take our KEYBOARDS !

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snoopfrog 1 point ago +1 / -0

this one makes sense to me

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DarkRiver 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump Campaign should sell this as a patch

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Snugmeatsocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Alphabet bois come and no knock imma go ASD-ASD-ASD on their asses

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mrgreencard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nobody needs and assault keyboard

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The69thBrokage [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need to ban mechanical keys! REEEEEE!

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someoldcoderguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

No way! I am still using a keyboard that I bought back in 1998, and you can still read all of the keys and it works great. Not like the junk they sell nowadays.

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Epicsoundwaves 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone selling this as a t-shirt?? Hook a sister and her brother and father up??

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