Hi, My name is Joe Biden. I'm running for dog catcher and I need support from the great state of denial. In my 60 years in office, I traveled many noses. Hey bastards, if you don't like it, you are a bat faced donkey soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a diving contest. Now vote for me, Joe 1984. You know the thing.
Hi, My name is Joe Biden. I'm running for school board and I need support from the great state of Lower Saxony. In my 387 years in office, I've digged many hippocampuses.
Listen, beautiful. If you don't like it you're a tiger faced caterpillar soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a surfing contest. Now vote for me, Joe 34572839. You know the buckyball.
Come on man! Total MALARKEY! Look fat, there's three things.-- number ONE, I don't work for you. JACK, you're a damn liar man, you're full of shit. It's like when the thing, you know, happened with the cockroaches, the kids love that. So listen, let's take this outside man, we'll do some push-ups and we'll see who's senile. Number fou-- number I mean number FIVE, if you don't like it go vote for the other Biden. PERIOD. So here's the deal, everyone asks me wh- why, they ask and it's just.. why-why-why-why-why? You're getting nervous man! Calm down, it's okay! My friend Barack America helped me a few years back. It was him, CornPop-- bad dude. My times up. Wait why am I stopping? Folks, go text COMEONMAN to Joe 30330 and.. my times up. Yes sir. PERIOD. PERIOD!
Hi. My name is Joe Biden. I'm running for Director_of_National_Bird_Watching and I need support from the great state of Puerto_Rico . In my 90 years in office, I cornpopped many hairy_legs . Hey obese, if you don't like it, you are a Egyptian_Hairless_Cat faced DNC_mascot soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a Cheese_Rolling contest. Now vote for me, Joe 12#[email protected]. You know the 1982_Film_The_Thing.
Every time I recall that gaffe, I stop and wonder, Lord Almighty, it's so bad that in a just world that episode should have done more than just give us a moment's pause about our elected representatives. It's beyond bad. It's real bad. It's inconceivably bad. How can someone be so stupid and walk the halls of government? You know damn well he's not alone in his unique...mental aptitude level, either.
"Hi. My name is Joe Cornpop. I'm running for dog catcher and I need support from the great state of denial. In my 8 billion years in office, I ****ed many ****s. Hey boney, if you don't like it you are a horse faced rat soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a dick waving contest. Now vote for me, Joe 824. You know the thing."
Hi. My name is Joe Biden. I am running for Captain of the Clean-up Committee and I need support from the great state of Intoxication. In my fifty years in office, I punctured many hymens. Hey, Cowardly, if you don't like it, you are a bitch faced pussy soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a rape contest. Now vote for me, Joe 666. You know, the Luciferian.
Hi. My name is Joe Biden. I'm running for Vice President and I need support from the great state of China . In my 69 years in office, I sniffed many kid hairs . Hey Fat, if you don't like it, you are a monkey faced catfish soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a pizza eating contest. Now vote for me, Joe .05. You know the Thingamajig.
Hi. My name is Joe Biden. I’m running for country mayor and I need your support from the great state of Puerto Rico. In my 75 years in office, I inhaled many necks. Hey frothy, if you don’t like it, you are a weasel faced dolphin soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a hopscotch contest. Now vote for me Joe 1011010. You know the bucket.
Hi. My name is Joe Biden. I'm running for Chief Chinese Puppet and I need support from the great state of West Michiganssippi. In my 59 years in office, I fondled many asses. Hey dummy, if you don't like it, you are a antelope faced warthog soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a girl-sniffing contest. Now vote for me, Joe 3-O-2-Obamagate. You know the allegations.
it's difficult to believe this is a real person actually runny for president of the USA and to make it worse (as if) he is their #1 choice? smh, its really not funny, its pathetic where they have taken us.
but this meme got a good laugh out of me! well done.
Hi, My name is Joe Biden. I'm running for President and I need support from the great state of Ohio. In my 60,000 years in office, I talked many eyes. Hey Tall, if you don't like it, you are a giraffe faced gnu soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a Running contest. Now vote for me, Joe 4-6-12-13. You know the clock.
Hi. My name is Joe Biden. I'm running for dog catcher and I need support from the great state of Montana. In my 79 years in office, I fucked many legs. Hey jack, if you don't like it, youre a cat faced cheetah soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a hacky sack contest. Now vote for me, Joe 90210. You know the car.
Sent these to my buddy. This is what I got back from him.
Hi. My name is Joe Biden. I'm running for Governor and I need support from the great state of Alaska. In my 7,000 years in office, I kissed many legs. Hey, wet, if you don't like it, you are a cat faced platypus soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a bowhunting contest. Now vote for me, Joe 18003287448. You know the taco.
Hi. My name is Joe Biden. I'm running for czar and I need support from the great state of Alaska. In my 75 years in office, I sniffed many kneecaps. Hey skanky, if you don't like it, you are an armadillo-faced giraffe soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a masturbation contest. Now vote for me, Joe 2-4-6-8. You know, the marshmallow.
Hi. My name is Joe Biden. I'm running for President of the Board of Cosmetology and I need support from the great state of Illinois (even though he's in Ohio). In my 42 years in office, I sniffed many heads. Hey #MeToo, if you don't like it, you are a horse faces donkey soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a wrastlin' contest. Now vote for me, Joe 1984. You know the leg hair.
I've been stickied!! First time. Feels good, man.
This shit is gold bro
GOLD, Jerry...
Keyboard warrior!
Seconded. It's perfect
It is the best
That moment right before you post, when you know you have a good chance
Very well done!
You earned it! I got stickied really early on TDW, but it was by accident. (insert sad face)
Listen, sad!
It was a happy accident, unlike Chelsea Clinton.
Yeah, but the question is, "Who's accident?"
https://rabidrepublicanblog.com/chelsea-clinton-whos-your-daddy/
Hi, My name is Joe Biden. I'm running for dog catcher and I need support from the great state of denial. In my 60 years in office, I traveled many noses. Hey bastards, if you don't like it, you are a bat faced donkey soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a diving contest. Now vote for me, Joe 1984. You know the thing.
Beautiful!
Hi, My name is Joe Biden. I'm running for school board and I need support from the great state of Lower Saxony. In my 387 years in office, I've digged many hippocampuses.
Listen, beautiful. If you don't like it you're a tiger faced caterpillar soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a surfing contest. Now vote for me, Joe 34572839. You know the buckyball.
Brilliant - I love you guys.
I'm sure everything is racist to someone.
I believe the prompt was "state you are not in"
Thanks, now I'm dying.
xD
You know the thing
Come on man! Total MALARKEY! Look fat, there's three things.-- number ONE, I don't work for you. JACK, you're a damn liar man, you're full of shit. It's like when the thing, you know, happened with the cockroaches, the kids love that. So listen, let's take this outside man, we'll do some push-ups and we'll see who's senile. Number fou-- number I mean number FIVE, if you don't like it go vote for the other Biden. PERIOD. So here's the deal, everyone asks me wh- why, they ask and it's just.. why-why-why-why-why? You're getting nervous man! Calm down, it's okay! My friend Barack America helped me a few years back. It was him, CornPop-- bad dude. My times up. Wait why am I stopping? Folks, go text COMEONMAN to Joe 30330 and.. my times up. Yes sir. PERIOD. PERIOD!
I can't stop laughing while reading this!
Thank you for this slice of brilliance.
he does the best joe imitations. The best. he replied like this to one of my posts a few weeks ago and I was in tears laughing. It's perfect.
This comment deserves a golden pepe.
Well done. Didn't he say "Bobama" one time? Only thing you missed.
Look fat, I've only got two words for you-- come on man. And remember, I'M THE ONLY ONE WHOCANNEDMEATDONALDTRUMP. PERIOD.
no mention of hairy legs?? Must be the other Biden
Hi. My name is Joe Biden. I'm running for Director_of_National_Bird_Watching and I need support from the great state of Puerto_Rico . In my 90 years in office, I cornpopped many hairy_legs . Hey obese, if you don't like it, you are a Egyptian_Hairless_Cat faced DNC_mascot soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a Cheese_Rolling contest. Now vote for me, Joe 12#[email protected]. You know the 1982_Film_The_Thing.
1982_Film_The_Thing!!!
P.S. If you believe Tara Reade, don't vote for me.
Wait a minute. I thought Guam tipped over?
Yep! Too many people.
Every time I recall that gaffe, I stop and wonder, Lord Almighty, it's so bad that in a just world that episode should have done more than just give us a moment's pause about our elected representatives. It's beyond bad. It's real bad. It's inconceivably bad. How can someone be so stupid and walk the halls of government? You know damn well he's not alone in his unique...mental aptitude level, either.
Island tipping over...ffs
"Hi. My name is Joe Cornpop. I'm running for dog catcher and I need support from the great state of denial. In my 8 billion years in office, I ****ed many ****s. Hey boney, if you don't like it you are a horse faced rat soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a dick waving contest. Now vote for me, Joe 824. You know the thing."
Damn, we think so alike.
LOL we really do!
Hi. My name is Joe Biden. I am running for Captain of the Clean-up Committee and I need support from the great state of Intoxication. In my fifty years in office, I punctured many hymens. Hey, Cowardly, if you don't like it, you are a bitch faced pussy soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a rape contest. Now vote for me, Joe 666. You know, the Luciferian.
Hi. My name is Joe Biden. I'm running for Vice President and I need support from the great state of China . In my 69 years in office, I sniffed many kid hairs . Hey Fat, if you don't like it, you are a monkey faced catfish soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a pizza eating contest. Now vote for me, Joe .05. You know the Thingamajig.
Nice
Hi. My name is Joe Biden. I’m running for country mayor and I need your support from the great state of Puerto Rico. In my 75 years in office, I inhaled many necks. Hey frothy, if you don’t like it, you are a weasel faced dolphin soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a hopscotch contest. Now vote for me Joe 1011010. You know the bucket.
Hi. My name is Joe Biden. I'm running for Chief Chinese Puppet and I need support from the great state of West Michiganssippi. In my 59 years in office, I fondled many asses. Hey dummy, if you don't like it, you are a antelope faced warthog soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a girl-sniffing contest. Now vote for me, Joe 3-O-2-Obamagate. You know the allegations.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_FBI_forms#FD-302
it's difficult to believe this is a real person actually runny for president of the USA and to make it worse (as if) he is their #1 choice? smh, its really not funny, its pathetic where they have taken us.
but this meme got a good laugh out of me! well done.
Listen, fat
Did this with the wife and kiddos!
Top Kek Pede!
Hi, My name is Joe Biden. I'm running for President and I need support from the great state of Ohio. In my 60,000 years in office, I talked many eyes. Hey Tall, if you don't like it, you are a giraffe faced gnu soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a Running contest. Now vote for me, Joe 4-6-12-13. You know the clock.
C'mon, Man!
"Text JOE, to 1-877-CARS4KIDS."
(My favorite from Greg Gutfeld's Biden parody).
Damn fine meme'in!
Sting of numbers had me rolling. Well done keyboard warrior!
O7
I pledge allegiance to the thing of the, you know the rest.
Cad Libs
Someone get this on the teleprompter and he'll read it word for word. And then ask why some of the words are below the lines.
Come on, Man!
This is brilliant.
Beautiful... this will be great for the kids
Now he just needs crayons to fill it out
The great state of France
Hi. My name is Joe Biden. I'm running for dog catcher and I need support from the great state of Montana. In my 79 years in office, I fucked many legs. Hey jack, if you don't like it, youre a cat faced cheetah soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a hacky sack contest. Now vote for me, Joe 90210. You know the car.
Sent these to my buddy. This is what I got back from him.
Hi. My name is Joe Biden. I'm running for Governor and I need support from the great state of Alaska. In my 7,000 years in office, I kissed many legs. Hey, wet, if you don't like it, you are a cat faced platypus soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a bowhunting contest. Now vote for me, Joe 18003287448. You know the taco.
Hi. My name is Joe Biden. I'm running for czar and I need support from the great state of Alaska. In my 75 years in office, I sniffed many kneecaps. Hey skanky, if you don't like it, you are an armadillo-faced giraffe soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a masturbation contest. Now vote for me, Joe 2-4-6-8. You know, the marshmallow.
Now that is outstanding.
"state you are not in" lolol
TOAD FACED ORANGUTAN SOLDIER
What about a horse face ass soldier? :)
This is gold tier
How do I give this 1000 upvotes? Oh and I will be playing this with my lib neighbors.
Love this! Cannot stop laughing...
We need to hit twitter with this! The copypasta potential is limitless! 😂
Hi. My name is Joe Biden. I'm running for President of the Board of Cosmetology and I need support from the great state of Illinois (even though he's in Ohio). In my 42 years in office, I sniffed many heads. Hey #MeToo, if you don't like it, you are a horse faces donkey soldier and you should vote for the other guy. We should take it outside and have a wrastlin' contest. Now vote for me, Joe 1984. You know the leg hair.
THE THING. Can we please get this to Trump's twitter feed?
Yeah the thing.
Are you his speech writer? because this is bang on!
The term 'Mad Libs' has never been so appropriate.