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Camera Off, Mask Off (media.patriots.win) VERY FAKE NEWS
posted ago by AugustineOfHippo ago by AugustineOfHippo +3358 / -0
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INK10 67 points ago +68 / -1

Yup, just appeared in "these unprecedented times", which I now hear about 100 times per day. How organic.

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559throw 44 points ago +45 / -1

"In these uncertain times"

Like when the fuck has there ever been certain times?? Like before this virus we all knew exactly what was going to happen and everything went according to the best laid plans? Life is always uncertain, it always has been and it always will. There could be a goddamned meteorite plummeting through the atmosphere on its way to your dome at any given moment.

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AlohaSnackbar 11 points ago +12 / -1

Like when the fuck has there ever been certain times??

June 16, 2015.

But point taken.

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Krysdavar 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see what you did there. :-)

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Rufus_Shinra 12 points ago +12 / -0

Every commercial I hear is now customized for these "uncertain times". Even infomercials have turned to selling masks and stuff. What a racket that must be. Get the population terrified, require masks in stores in Dem states then sell a bunch of masks.

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Salt-N-Pepe 10 points ago +10 / -0

I reply to every email like that this way: “Is COViD-19 the same as the Chinese Virus?”

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TruthyBrat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did you mean the Xi Jinping Chinese Communist Party Virus and Flu?

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

No I mean General Tso’s Sicken, Moo Goo Gai Pandemic, and Kung Flu

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OGpsywar 0 points ago +1 / -1

You mean the Wuhan Covid Virus that Dr Fauci helped pay for..??

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TheThreeSeashells 6 points ago +6 / -0

Every commercial I hear is now customized for these "uncertain times"

Even the car commercials. I love those. "Millions of Americans lost their jobs and are worrying about paying their bills...so they should go out and make one of the biggest purchases they can make outside of purchasing a home."

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txladyvoter 0 points ago +1 / -1

Makes you want to rethink your Costco membership doesn't it?

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TheThreeSeashells 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm also getting a little sick of hearing "stay safe." I usually tell people that I don't plan on licking any public doorknobs or toilet seats if that's what they mean. Otherwise, nothing I've been doing, including going out without a mask, is "unsafe."

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FuckReddit4545 2 points ago +2 / -0

I only use my TV to watch a movie or show. These dumbass catchphrases are driving me insane. Here's a few more for everyone's blood pressure.

Stay safe, stay home! Do your part! Shelter in place In this together