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Long_time_lurker 53 points ago +54 / -1

In Clown World, news and satire are indistinguishable...

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Long_time_lurker 4 points ago +4 / -0

This story inspired me to make a meme -

Lincoln Project Announces That Lincoln Will Be Voting Democrat for the 155th Straight Year https://thedonald.win/p/Ffp2yKwx/lincoln-project-announces-that-l/c/

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 45 points ago +45 / -0

I thought the Bee published satire. What are they doing with a real news story?

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ProphetOfKek 23 points ago +23 / -0

Oh don’t worry Snopes will come to the rescue!

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Konsaki 20 points ago +20 / -0

Snopes list this article as 'MOSTLY TRUE'.

We at Snopes would have listed this as 'COMPLETELY TRUE' were it not for Governor Newsom already announced intentions to not send mail-in ballots to any living, registered Republican.

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Basedkekistani2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

And Californians means literally anyone in the state that votes D.

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Necrovoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

The accompanying photo is accurate. One box of ballots per grave. The living don't know how easy they got it. If you think casting votes for all those minor offices is difficult, imagine if you had to do that 20 or 30 times for districts all over the United States!

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PurestEvil 8 points ago +8 / -0

At this point they could rate it just as well 'true'.

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spez3 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nice username - How’s my wife doing?

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AggieBodyBuilder 16 points ago +17 / -1

At this rate you might as well just send ballots to people of surrounding states as they're the ones who have to deal with the millions of california-gees!

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Lykanthrocide 7 points ago +8 / -1

That takes Chesterton's quote way out of context. Funny, though, and ironic considering what Chesterton is saying here. I really need to read his works.

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Lassosummoner 9 points ago +9 / -0

Reagan and Nixon now vote Democrat. Since California is always among last to report results, Dems check the turnout in early reporting states like Kentucky and then readjust their turnout figures from 120% to these early reporting states by subtracting most Republican results but not all and a few Dem results to pretend democracy. Hence, California GOP gets 30% instead of 0%.

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liberty4alll 9 points ago +9 / -0

Newsom’s other motto for Democrats: “vote early and vote often!”

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Lawless 7 points ago +7 / -0

Guess it makes it a bit funnier when you know its true ... LoL

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Pileofstuff 7 points ago +7 / -0

The bee consistently amazes me. Bravo!

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Skippious 6 points ago +6 / -0

My grandfather was a life long Republican until the day he died. After that, he voted nothing but Democrat.

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SBOJ_JOBS 6 points ago +6 / -0

Plus the last California address of anyone who ever lived in California

Spoiler Alert: Copies of the ballots for ex-residents will be sent to someone associated with the DNC

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independentbystander 5 points ago +5 / -0

This one is actually true. The combination of Voter Fraud/Vote Harvesting/The "Broward County Strategy" is the only hope the Party Of Crime has for the 2020 Election.

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PianoPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

What happened in Broward county? I’m (visiting) there now.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

Broward County is a consistent example of corruption in general, and has made headlines for blatant voter fraud in Presidential Elections for decades.

Moar fun with that here, here, here, here and here.

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PianoPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

Impressive!

They have been openly getting away with unbelievable shenanigans for quite some time. On one hand, it is surprising that they have gotten away with so much. But the more I find out about DNC corruption, it seems to be typical Democrat Stronghold monkey-business as usual.

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MW23232 3 points ago +3 / -0

They let Garcia win so it would look like the new, almost forced mail-in voting is fair & works, and a Repub could win, even when people mailed ballots in. All staged. Lots of conserves here, I think the govt was concerned about it in 2016, so they already fixed it all for the upcoming election in time for the primaries March, with all new voting system so they could make anyone win who they chose, from now on. They stole a number of seats, using vote harvesting, in 2018, allegedly of course. They do not even need to vote harvest anymore, because they can now electronically flip anyone's ballot to make any registered voter vote a certain way and they will never even know their ballot was manipulated. Or they can fill in ballots of registered voters who did not even vote, and vote for them, any way the govt needs them to vote.

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d909 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or they can fill in ballots of registered voters who did not even vote, and vote for them, any way the govt needs them to vote.

Especially effective when using the names of the many dead yet registered voters.

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MW23232 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am really not so sure they don't use illegals' unused ballots the same way. I really do not think illegals are inclined to go vote and risk getting caught, for one thing. They don't care, either. Their allegiance lies w/ Mexico, etc. Really, their priority is not the US or our elections! The state govt. signed them up to register to vote when they gave them the "right" to have a drivers license. If you don't opt out, you are registered to vote. I do not think they even give you a choice between Repub or Dem, either. I never saw anything abt it when I renewed my DL. (I was already registered, but as far as I got on the form, I saw nothing about party choice). IDK how many illegals have drivers licenses but a lot. They do not require citizenship for their DL, or check before they issue a drivers license if the person is a legal citizen of the US. The DMV people in Sac'to. said "that is not our job, we do not have the time to do that". So it was a perfect way to get a zillion living, warm bodies along with addresses and DOB, etc., and to "register" them to vote, and if they get registered, I doubt they do anything to take their name off the rolls. But now the govt. can use them to just flip the vote if they don't use their ballots in the first place, say they voted, and if anyone checked, (they won't) if they ever get caught "voting", they can just say they did not vote or even register that they are aware of, it must have been someone with the same name, or a mistake -- and they would be telling the truth. Sorry this is so long, but it is disgusting the way the Left thinks up every way possible to bypass laws and eff up & destroy OUR country. Many times, we didn't vote these people in that are doing it. They stole/cheated/rigged their way in.

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DanIsSwell 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s hilarious!

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dataonly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, this is fake?

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raananh 2 points ago +3 / -1

I recommend voting by e-mail

  • Killary Killton
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Dizzyedge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why are Republicans suppressing the vote of women like my Grandma? So what if she's breathing disabled?

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