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From a mile away... (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by MollyClock ago by MollyClock +813 / -0
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rimper 23 points ago +23 / -0

Lol... None of us saw that coming, right ? ;)

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MaxineWaters4Prez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Helen Keller saw it coming.

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freewillsetstruth 14 points ago +14 / -0

PRO: Masks save people from death by virus (not really)

CON: Masks cause death by violent crime

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Humongus 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ray Charles could've seen this coming.

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nowrongwrong 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's the height of irony that every major bank has had policy rules prohibiting the wearing of masks or other facial covering in their lobbies for decades. In fact, there are a lot of other high-risk businesses that have similar policies in order to ensure they get a good clear image of your face on their security cameras when you enter the property.

Suddenly all that logic and decades of expertise goes right out the window and everyone just walks into their local branch with a bandana tied around their face like Billy the Kid or some other Old West bank robber.

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Southern_Belle 5 points ago +5 / -0

The other day, I thought I had to go to the bank.

I called first.

They said that to enter, I had to wear a mask.

I said, look, I know it's not your fault. You don't make the rules. But it's a stupid rule.

Someone, somewhere, has created a rule that says people can enter the bank with their faces covered? That's stupid.

She agreed.

Turns out I didn't have to go after all.

Thank goodness.

Looking forward to when the clowns are gone.

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chadthunder 7 points ago +7 / -0

*honk

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Tonightm01 4 points ago +4 / -0

Arrest's and sends to jail a mother for opening a shop.

Lets people out of jail and aks them to be nice.

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LostViking1985 4 points ago +4 / -0

Release prisoners and normalize wearing masks. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.

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Jsmitty112 4 points ago +4 / -0

I say this everyday. I could go rob a place and the description would be a white male with a face mask. There’s tons of white guys with masks everywhere. Sure makes it hard to find a suspect now.

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OhLollyLollyPop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Luckily, there *aren't * lots of white, or any color guys, here with masks. Only in Democrat Dallas, where they have been letting people out of jail then ordered that everyone wear masks.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just wait until the banks reopen!

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TGNX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Surprising no one but the left.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why you need a gun in the house.

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kuningus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wolves in sheep's clothing.

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Roldham 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can confirm I live here. The neighborhood "party leaders" are demanding that we all wear masks, even when walking outside... by ourselves