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DebunkTheLeft 117 points ago +117 / -0

Definitely stealing this idea.

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SnacksAndViolence 44 points ago +44 / -0

Me too

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FloridaWoman 35 points ago +35 / -0

metoo

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NimblePepeCentipede 13 points ago +16 / -3

....me2.

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I_Used_to_be_me 27 points ago +27 / -0

Pound me as well

Jk, I’m not wearing a mask anywhere

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tftx22 5 points ago +5 / -0

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Ophelia 29 points ago +29 / -0

Me either. An employee inside Home Depot asked me nicely to please put on my mask. I said, "oh no. I can't wear a mask".

And she said Oh, I'm sorry, that's okay then"

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ughicanteven 15 points ago +15 / -0

I think you broke her programming

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Ophelia 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think a lot of stores don't care. Sure they have to put up the signs cause it's the "law" but that was the first time anyone, even a karen, asked me to put one on.

I don't wear one cause I think we all need to be gradually exposed to get immunity.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol, I love it! I can’t wear a mask. Because I’m an American and I don’t want to, that’s why. Oh, ok...go right in.

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TonsOfSalt 5 points ago +5 / -0

They can't ask if you have a disability for bringing a service dog, and they sure as hell can't ask you what disability would keep you from wearing a mask.

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RolandDelacroix 9 points ago +9 / -0

I got away with it for 6 weeks before my boss explicitly required me to wear them. Sucks, can't breath and work in those things.

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workinating 11 points ago +11 / -0

Cut a hole

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

My company is requiring them starting tomorrow. So stupid.

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ArmedHousewife 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will they let you wear the clear face shields? I ordered some that fit onto the bill of a ball cap. Those blue ones are not created equal. The cheapie types are very hot

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BannedbyRed 7 points ago +7 / -0

Same... but if I did, it would be this... or maybe A Halloween mask of some kind

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Scroon 6 points ago +7 / -1

I've been meaning get one of those rubber masks that look like exactly like a normal human face. I'm hoping to face-bait some Karens.

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mintyfresh 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like the way you think.

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monk_of_trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

The place I work makes us have some kind of mask, they dont care what kind, so I wear a camo mask and I look like im about to rob a bank lol. I keep getting people jokingly asking if Im going to rob them. And usually I look them in the eyes and say yes, then laugh. They usually think its funny. Ill probably get in trouble eventually though.

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ShartMaster 9 points ago +9 / -0

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