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SoldierofKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mmm let me just drink that in. I love that. Did you sneak in a Pooh bear reference? That's another funny one. You're exactly right. Chinese media is basically "oh great leader Xi, do your farts smell like cinnamon cookies?" Their press would never even dare ask an even mildly critical question. My MBA was an international program and it was in Germany, but I kept it nationalist. I was pro-US in every instance. I got another story with the same Chinese bootlicker professor. He told us this story from the company where be was an executive about how the Chinese wanted to buy a textile making machine. There were 3 bids, one from a US company one from a Japanese company and one from a German company. The Japanese company and the German company made it to the second round and Chinese decided to push their unethical meter I to the red. They demanded that the contract winner teach them how to make the machine. The Japanese immediately told the Chinese to get fucked. They were insulted and told the Chinese that they'll never do business again. So the germans not only agreed, but wined and dined the Chinese and even organized a ski trip to Switzerland, which at the time actually made getting visas for the Chinese difficult. So after this Chinese dicksucker was proudly peacocking, I tore him down. I said the Japanese won that negotiation. He said but they didn't get the contract. I said sometimes winning the contract is losing your whole business. I won that argument too because afterwards, one of my German classmates said to me"I would have hit them". Then there was the time one of the Chinese students was just openly farting because Chinese have no manners whatsoever and my German friend turned to him and said "stop farting, it stinks"... Ok one story and a bonus.