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morevodka4nancy 23 points ago +23 / -0

Wow.........I guess I need to go back to college to get a degree in journalism. The genius of being able to use the word "supermodel" and Stacey Abrams in the same paragraph is astounding. But even more amazing is saying that fat bitch can stop on a dime?????

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Bornonthe1stofJuly 12 points ago +12 / -0

I studied journalism in university for a year before switching majors. The professors literally tell you what to think, and brainwash students into looking at every situation from a leftist viewpoint. I actually got into an argument with a teacher when he told the class that the 2008 Danish embassy bombing in Islamabad, in response to a Danish newspaper publishing caricatures of mohammad, was justified. He said it was Denmark's fault for allowing those images to be published, and that muslims were left with no choice but to take revenge for this insult on their religion. Yes, he said that - a journalism professor advocated against the freedom of the press.

The genius of being able to use the word "supermodel" and Stacey Abrams in the same paragraph is astounding.

Yeah, and they said similar things for "Michelle" Obama as well, always pointing out how beautiful she looked and how amazing her fashion sense was. Lol

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practicalize 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like an architectural model of a bridge or other load-bearing structure?

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NPC1776 17 points ago +17 / -0

“...it is as if time slows down once she flashes her trillion dollar smile. A flock of miniature white doves fly from between the yawning gap of her two front teeth like the message of hope she herself carries. The doves cry, REEEEEE!”

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Bornonthe1stofJuly 15 points ago +15 / -0

Pathetic.

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bill_in_texas 12 points ago +12 / -0
  • stunning and brave
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TrumpSteak 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Like a pregnant wildebeest, Abrams lumbers in to the spotlight. The stage groans beneath her like a thing under tremendous pressure, wood buckling as she stomps across the floor. Stops, pivots, and leaves a 2 inch dent in the lacquered surface. As she walks towards the other side of the stage, her pained grimace is obvious as sweat breaks out on her forehead, quickly becoming a torrent that pours between the gap in her teeth.

She doesn't care that Biden is a rapist, she knows she's safe because he is also racist, and she is older than 18."

There wapo, fixed it for ya.

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Level_Following 12 points ago +12 / -0

Weird they haven't done a profile like this about our actual super model first lady.

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Brlove0915 5 points ago +5 / -0

The leftist mindset hates beauty, it hates order, it hates freedom and it hates life. It exists only to oppose these things.

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knightofday 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. Like Breitbart said, the Left exists only to flip everything upside down. Everything.

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Jimmy33 8 points ago +8 / -0

lmao

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Yippy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Stacey Abrams Tank

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Illuminaughtie 7 points ago +7 / -0

the dream ticket......plus i've heard Joe say that fat black women with channel tunnels in their teeth are nearly as intelligent as white kids

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ed_shaw 7 points ago +7 / -0

There's a pair to draw to.

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Rusty_Nut 7 points ago +7 / -0

They want him to lose too.

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ColinFlahertyDotCom 6 points ago +6 / -0

Super relevant

https://youtu.be/kLryFKT7XP8

And then there’s this one that shows you how far just being an unqualified mentally ill black female who openly hates whites can get you even at the possible costs of millions of lives.

https://youtu.be/ZyulNZH237g

This shit is terrifying, but never forget, diversity is out greatest strength. 🤡🌎

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MaxineWaters4Prez 6 points ago +6 / -0

OMG please make her the VP pick. This is going to be 10x more entertaining than 2016. Investing in popcorn futures and buying stocks in "my sides" repair businesses.

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kommisar6 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought it was going to be amash.

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practicalize 1 point ago +1 / -0

More like a mashed potato

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how_could 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah they definitely throwing this one. Putting in Abrams means they are phoning the L in.

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BoughtByBloomberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

More like a whale. Stranded on the beach.