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You Get A Gold Star! (media.patriots.win) 🐂 Bullshit 💩
posted ago by BowelSharpton ago by BowelSharpton +2918 / -0
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Temporis 251 points ago +252 / -1

...and yet Voter ID is not a thing, but this shit is OK?!

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You_Will_Clap 122 points ago +123 / -1

CLOWN

WORLD

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Eyes2SeeAndEars2Hear 30 points ago +31 / -1

Oh he knows what he's doing.

Watch that Plandemic that the leftists are desperately trying to scrub from the internet.

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_alxl_ -22 points ago +1 / -23

Plandemic is the Michael Moore Sicko "documentary" of the right. Pure propaganda.

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MsQleo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Depends if you found the right one.

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Eyes2SeeAndEars2Hear 1 point ago +1 / -0

You offer no specific criticism or even one example of why it reminds you of Michael Moore's garbage. Just an ad hominem attack. You sound like a leftist to me.

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_alxl_ 0 points ago +1 / -1

It's a garbage "documentary" aimed at further radicalizing people on the more extreme right.

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Eyes2SeeAndEars2Hear 1 point ago +1 / -0

Again, you've offered nothing but ad hominem.

It should't be hard to specify what makes it "garbage" if you truly feel that way.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Incapable of rational thought? Deport!

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Lady_MaGa 13 points ago +14 / -1

With all the businesses being shut down, I think it has more to do with not being able to reopen until this....

https://www.naturalnews.com/2020-05-15-enzyme-bill-gates-vaccine-microchip-implant-luciferase.html

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 5 points ago +5 / -0

Religious Exemption

I... uhhh... am a Jehovah's Witness...

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I object to anything referred to as luciferase being injected into my body. I object to anything associated with Bill mark of the beast Gates being injected into my body, and I further object to it being given credence, or it being anywhere near me.

Unfortunately I only have rights over my own body.

My objections include many things other than just religious belief, but I have those too and if those are the only ones that grant me an exemption? I'll take it. Btw I am NOT a JW.

The two vaccines closest to being in the running both come from BG. Including the one spiking the stock market.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Username checks out!

(I clapped inside, if that counts?)

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Daisymae 21 points ago +22 / -1

And higher turnout

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 23 points ago +23 / -0

Democrats don't forget that at all. They conjure uo new voters in all sorts of ways

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CountryState_of_Mind 11 points ago +11 / -0

I know, right? Supposedly the Republicans get the bulk of old voters, but so many Democrat voters are past the age of 200 by now.

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ClownShowPede 10 points ago +10 / -0

Higher turnout is better for us. A movement always creates higher turnout

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Vests123 17 points ago +18 / -1

In a poor country like India, everyone has a photo ID that they use for voting.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 19 points ago +19 / -0

India is right about voter ID!

Mexico is right about immigration!

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SDsc0rch 30 points ago +30 / -0

wanna see dems turn away from a COVID-ID real quick? make it a combo VOTER-ID/COVID-ID ----- make it a requirement to vote!
they'll turn tail on that shit right away!!

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ColludingWithAmerica 8 points ago +9 / -1

Would be hard for them to argue either way ... sort of like this idea

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nonono - it makes a good joke. NO "covidID" eff that.

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PolarBears4Trump2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

Great point, Pede!

So Covid ID = Good,

and Voter ID = Bad?

Only a Democrat will be able to explain this all to us

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lifeisahologram 6 points ago +6 / -0

You know those fake anti-Trump "Russia wants to steal our election and vote in Trump, we need voter ID!" memes?

We should make some like that with vaccines. Paint Fauci as a Trump puppet. And use their anti-ID logic of it putting undue stress, too stupid to get a license/certificate, etc etc arguments.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Noice!

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KeyboardWarrior 57 points ago +57 / -0

His 15 mins of fame is pretty much over at this point.

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BillGateCanSuckIt 13 points ago +13 / -0

His jail time is about to start

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

If only

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DJT_MFer 11 points ago +11 / -0

His 15 minutes were up 2,160 hours ago

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 73 points ago +73 / -0

Immunity, huh?

Meaning, I can get tested for anti-bodies and say fuck-off to your shenanigans?

Or better yet, how about this... Every time I drive my car I am putting myself and others at risk. Do I have to show, then, that I am somehow "immune" to causing injury to myself or others? Of course not!

Why is this any different? I can be "at risk" all day long, but guess what? The person "at risk" who practices a reasonable amount of safety and care is MUCH better off than the person deemed "not at risk" who acts recklessly.

So on second though, how about this? Fuck you and the police state you rode in with!

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UpTrump 47 points ago +47 / -0

I really don't understand why people are so scared of this. It's a fucking flu and you're not gonna die. Why must everything be different over a flu? I mean, the entire country is upended and it'll take years to get back to what it used to be

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The_Almighty_Kek 39 points ago +39 / -0

They don't want the country to get back to what it used to be. That's why they keep trying so hard to condition everyone to accept "the new normal".

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 16 points ago +16 / -0

Clown.

World.

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Scroon 12 points ago +13 / -1

TV tells them to be scared, and so they stay scared. Simple as that.

About half of humanity is not as smart as many of us thought it was.

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MsQleo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Try closer to 80+%

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Globalist psyop and useful idiots going along LARPing that we are all living in the midst of a deadly pandemic. It's insanity.

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Basedkekistani2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

flu cold but yea same thing

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bad analogy. We have car insurance. It's a law. (It used to not be a law in some States, but that changed and now it's a law)

Still your concept is correct. Just need to stay away from that particular analogy

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Whirlybot -8 points ago +2 / -10

I would be okay with food service workers and health care workers having to get a 'negative test' or immunity card much like we have TB tests for those same people. Better that than just having everybody walk in from the street and working among the vulnerable and serving us our food. Arby's in my area had a Hepatitis A warning and closure because one of the staff was positive and (somehow) was spreading it in the food.

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Mexicola1976 3 points ago +4 / -1

Fag.

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Whirlybot -1 points ago +2 / -3

? What's wrong with this? I want to know that somebody fixing my food isn't contaminating it for me and the next 150 people they might serve that same day. Or if Nursing home workers are contaminating the residents -

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MsQleo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don’t give an inch or they take a mile. You’re already trying to go to the middle where they will boot stomp you and take everything else you have

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BowelSharpton [S] 58 points ago +59 / -1

Si. "The administration is discussing immunity cards...." translates to I'M considering making immunity cards mandatory and blaming it on Trump.

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rbobjones69 11 points ago +11 / -0

Kek!

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UpTrump 8 points ago +10 / -2

I would be ok with that

Too bad CA will just give them to aliens again

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kekkk 2 points ago +3 / -1

This. I think it could be a good thing if they are required to vote. But, if and only if it would be basically similar to Voter ID for this election and did not infringe on other Liberties.

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Basedkekistani2020 19 points ago +19 / -0

Wooo I'm negative....

2 minutes later

licks doorknob at $10 Chinese buffet

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Butthurt 8 points ago +9 / -1

It’s about being vaccinated not tested

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 9 points ago +9 / -0

I won't. I just won't.

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Lelleck 9 points ago +9 / -0

They should force everyone who is not immune to wear some kind of a patch or maybe Gera tattoo on their forearm.

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OliverWillis 3 points ago +5 / -2

At the same time, to play devil's advocate, The Hill put that as their clickbait headline. Then it was further translated into the statement at the top of the picture, and put above Fauci to make it look like he quoted that (putting words in his mouth). That's exactly what the left does with Trump, and we call it out as BS each day.

I'm not saying he wouldn't, but he definitely isn't leading with some retarded dystopic projection of what society could be in a few months, like the picture implies.

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NormaJeanRocks 18 points ago +18 / -0

Anthony Fauci, the nation’s leading infectious disease expert, said "it’s possible that in the future Americans may carry documents to prove they are immune or not infected with the coronavirus."

These words came out of his own mouth though. So he can fuck off before he even thinks this might be reality.

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KeyboardWarrior 18 points ago +18 / -0

HE actually said this meaning FAUCI. But it's been brushed off as the country begins to open up without his pork thrown in.

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Basedkekistani2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

Cares Act gave him plenty pork.

Bill Gates just gave him a goddamn pig farm

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KeyboardWarrior 3 points ago +3 / -0

How did CARES act benefit Fauci?

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KeyboardWarrior 8 points ago +8 / -0

He's a bastard.

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Basedkekistani2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

He needs to get a helicopter ride

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KeyboardWarrior 13 points ago +13 / -0

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Source u/BowelSharpton? (lolol, I just love the usernames here, so much joy in typing them out!)

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BowelSharpton [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Various but here's one. I've run out of usernames to use on disqus as - sooner or later - they're ALL banned (i've emailed the 'mods' like at breitbart - who really are TERRIBLE about censoring people they take a dislike to, and here i thought that was the purview of the LEFT? - and they all tell me 'can't you use a different username? "no and F-CK no"). Then it was Zorba The Freak and that got banned. Then Fartacus and a picture of cory booker - THAT got banned. Harry Balz with a picture of obama - that lasted about 30 seconds.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder how I'd do there

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you fren!

I literally LOL'd at the Harry Balz one. Too good :kek:

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BowelSharpton [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've been completely banned at gateway-POUND-it as well as those jackals at thehill.com - used to go to thehill, throw in a few truth bombs in the rabid-left comment sections and then see the TSUNAMI of death threats start in immediately and it was ALWAYS me that got 'time-out' - seems fair.

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independentbystander 32 points ago +32 / -0

Dr. Fauxci can "Certificate Of Immunity" DEEZ NUTZ.

tl;dr FUCK DR. FAUCI.

Also: FUCK BILL GATES.

Additionally: FUCK DR. BIRX.

I DID NOT VOTE FOR THESE ASSHOLES

OUT OUT OUT

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nice style!

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you! <3 <3 <3

> I tried to be polite : )

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was just having a "conversation" on Nextdoor where someone said they wanted to rely on "reliable organizations like the WHO and NIH."

I'm not sure politeness is appropriate?

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KM4JNW 26 points ago +26 / -0

I don’t think a certificate would work very well; too easy to fake. How about an arm-band (yellow’s my favorite color) that is easy to show-off. Or even a tattoo on the wrist would be easy to display and hard to fake.

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KekistanPM 18 points ago +18 / -0

How about a chip implanted in the right hand or forehead?

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proDeoEtPatria 21 points ago +21 / -0

If this certificate becomes mandatory, if will just make people seek out positive covids to get voluntarily exposed, officially “catch it”, just to avoid getting a filth infected WHO vaccine

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AlphaNathan 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's a really interesting point.

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bubadmt 21 points ago +21 / -0

Using the Dems own logic, aren't black people gonna be too stupid and illegals too poor to obtain one of these?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 15 points ago +15 / -0

A totalitarian dream that will remain a dream, at least for now.

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Neonentity 15 points ago +15 / -0

My Certificate is the US Constitution.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now you think you a right to liberty or something?

Fauci's running to be a D Governor, he never considered the Constitution before saying that.

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rbobjones69 12 points ago +12 / -0

Show us your papers!

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Nellie_the_Beaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wave your hand under this chip reader!

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icemint497 11 points ago +12 / -1

Fauci is a goblin

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ThurstonHowell3rd 4 points ago +4 / -0

He reminds me of one of those winged monkeys from the Wizard of Oz.

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MsQleo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pot bellied variety

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KekistanPM 10 points ago +10 / -0

The left: "This is a sensible idea! And it's nothing at all like having to show your papers in Soviet Russia, which also wasn't really a bad idea when you consider the imperialist West was trying to..."

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proDeoEtPatria 9 points ago +9 / -0

Best stickey so far.

We’ve got the best mods.

EAT shit Fauci

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Genericwhitemale 9 points ago +9 / -0

This 80 year old rat can fuck right off

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pursuitoftruth1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

That means never. A vaccine does not guarantee immunity. People who get the flu shot still sometimes get the flu [if not shortly after they get the 'cure']

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MlazedBayhem 8 points ago +8 / -0

Certificates of immunity won’t mean shit if you can just catch it an hour later. Of course the virus will be gone by then. Just a computer server registration that you got their Vaccine that’s never worked against an RNA virus.

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rbobjones69 4 points ago +4 / -0

And will require you to give a DNA sample....

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DenKon_Zenith 7 points ago +7 / -0

The instant those things show up, I'm going to be eyeballs deep in faking them.

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BowelSharpton [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Excellent, insightful comment. It reminds me of the 'boiling frog' analogy as well as the Overton Window approach - just take a few liberties here and there, nothing shockingly overt, and next thing you're in re-education camp. This is the wet dream of the Power Obsessed Left.

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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's it - it's 2024 that really scares the absolute shit out of me - Trump is going to WIPE THE FLOOR with whoever's left standing (Creeper Joe's VP pick? Dark horse at the last minute?) but this country, sadly, will NEVER see a hybrid such as him again holding the presidency - beholden to absolutely NO ONE, takes on the press head-on and REVELS in doing so, as a 'novice' is FAR better at the game of politics than the career swamp-dwellers could EVER be - and they HATE him for it. I'm just afraid, even if 'the candidate from the right' (not necessarily conservative) succeeds in 2024 it will be back to the Same Old RINO/GOPe 'can't we all just get ALONG' globalist BULLSHIT.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

There area at least a few others that have the talent. After 2020 we will have to narrow it down to someone capable and also electable. My only reservation about Jim Woods is he might alienate some voters that could be won?

But just getting to 2022 without either OWG being implemented or Civil War will be no small feat ...

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rbobjones69 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck NO!

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CaptainQuip 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't forget the Gates arm tattoo to go with that gold star!

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Tonightm01 5 points ago +5 / -0

Voter ID.

No.

Proof of vaccination.

Fuck yeah.

Honk honk.

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MsQleo 1 point ago +1 / -0

HONK HONK

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TiltedOutOfBall3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck. That.

Worst comes to worst, buying a forged one off the dark web is an option.

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HoLeeFuk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe we can all wear arm-bands, and the non-vaccinated people will have a gold star on their arm-bands. Then we can gather up all of the people with gold stars and send them to camps, that way they can't infect everyone else.

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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0
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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

That nazi looks like the meme from Willy Wonka saying "it's quaint that you think I give a fuck what you want"

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BigFreedomBoner 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've been asleep for 12 weeks. How did this little shit pip squeak who I never heard about get elected dictator?

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BowelSharpton [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Throughout all this - the irrefutable wildly self-contradictory statements this fascist dwarf has made over the years (especially during FroBama's 8 Year CRIME SPREE), his blatant ties to Bill Gates, Big Pharma and the globalists - I simply do NOT understand the Trump administration's reliance upon this power-mad little bastard as the spokesperson when nearly everything he's stated has been thoroughly refuted? Is THIS 'game-theory'? I.E, keep giving them enough rope to hang themselves time & again? Get RID of this prick - not too enamored of the Scarf Queen (and gates puppet) Birx either.

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BigFreedomBoner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah I too hope it is game theory. But every day that this twerp isn't fired is thousands more Americans who are going to suffer longer. I don't think it is cool to game with people's lives.

The CDC is never right and yet, somehow, here we are. They've convinced the cucks and karens to freak out over clouds being too fluffy, and then the people who see the truth are anxious over the complete mindlessness of people whom we used to respect.

The CDC's response couldn't not have been any worse if its intended to help to the public. And to think I used to care what a lot of people thought about me. I used to care about the opinion of people who seriously think wrapping a bandana around their face like a bank robber will protect them from some invisible enemy. Stupid or cowardly or a mixture. But whatever - just useless.

But you know ... I don't think the CDC wants to help the public. I think that they just may want to control the public.

This jackass needs to be fired so fucking hard. Meglomanic know-nothing. So of course he'd be the #1 guy at the CDC.

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BowelSharpton [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hear, hear!!! Kudos on the kick-ass username as well.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fired like a dog? I'm thinking trebuchet.

Fire Fauci and get impeached? Well, their previous articles of impeachment certainly had more merit. Which is to say, none. Can't believe they gave those a hearing, let along a trial.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I said that from day 1. Dr Doom big pharma Fauci is deep state, and part of the ongoing coup attempt.

Just had a convo on nextdoor today where some otherwise dear old woman near me refers to Fauci NIH and WHO as "reliable sources," while she defends policy that kills thousands and prolongs suffering.

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EpsteinLives 4 points ago +4 / -0

This dude is just a well connected germaphobe. His advice is just advice. Stop listening to this dude like he has any real authority.

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BowelSharpton [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never have, never will (give what he says any credence - especially seeing/hearing his WILDLY contradictory 'advice' when OBAMA was in charge). Just thought it was hilarious.

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smalltowndetroit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Funny how the people that suck Fauci's dick are the ones that actively avoid the question on why people committing suicide and a depression is a better outcome than the coof

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NonyaDB 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm gonna make fat bank creating fake Immunity IDs.

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try4gain 4 points ago +4 / -0

All this for a flu with 99% survival rate

Kick rocks

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here's the thing: treat those at risk with Dr Zelenko's protocol and the death rate drops 95%. It brings the death rate compared to the whole population on par with the flu, or even better.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Operation clean house!

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mintyfresh 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was just down at the corner store. Everyone over 65. No masks. They all think the whole thing is bullshit, and proof of immunity is the dunce hat on the cake. It's been just like that here since this all started.

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Kharn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even the workers at Home Depot weren't wearing masks today. Everyone knows it's done.

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Hillandbill 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's called an Immunity Passport, and no, you can't have one. You all must shelter in place. Forever.

https://www.who.int/news-room/commentaries/detail/immunity-passports-in-the-context-of-covid-19

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BigCovfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

And who exactly is going to be checking these cards?

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can you imagine if this assclown had suggested something similar during the AIDS epidemic?

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TRUMPTRAINTODC 3 points ago +3 / -0

Right after I see the abortion list of names

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ImportantPerson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok so let's talk about this for a second...

The idea of carrying an "immunity card" is bat shit crazy and we should tell anyone who suggests this to fuck off.

With that said, one of the major efforts of Trump's administration has been to create transparency in medical records. The idea would be that hospitals were able to share medical records more easily between them (and be required to).

What this effectively creates is a complete medical history of a person that is available.

This would allow medical professionals to see if you have certain vaccinations or immunities. This SHOULD happen.

The problem with immunity cards is that they would be used by people who are NOT medical professionals.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Excellent points. Further, S Korea is good with data. Something they do that we don't is when you get treatment every other Dr in S Korea can see the problem, treatment, and outcome. This helps more Drs help more people with whatever works best.

We still don't do this?!? Instead, if some genius Dr House type gets great results, that's lost forever on anyone who wasn't privy to the event.

Some important person should change this.

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nomoreprinkles 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have about 5200 9mm certificates of immunity, 700 380 certificates of immunity

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FriendofTRUMP 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll tear it in half.

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SemperFree 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, fuck you Fauci. I'm not carrying papers.

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SAW2TH 3 points ago +3 / -0

The enduring American attribute is fuck authority.

Good luck with that Fauci.

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Arkani 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yea certificate of immunity is absolute preposterous bullshit.

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everylastjuan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fauci: "Come on Clark! I don't want to spend the holidays dead!"

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gnomenclature 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guy's nuts. All the various diseases and disorders that have existed for time immemorial and this is the one where we lose it all. I don't think so.

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TheThoughtPopo 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is a golden opportunity, we should make sure the immunity is attached to your license.... like you can only get it if you have a license ... and then require the immunity card to vote. Then when Dems squeal we accuse them of trying to get people killed when they should be social distancing.

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Willy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then he puts his knee on the steering wheel and gives him both barrels

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spockers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Checks watch...made pretty good time!!