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SquiggyMcPepe 20 points ago +20 / -0

Do you know keyboards have a repeating automatic mode if you hold down a key? You can get waaaay more letters per second that way!! oMg tHiNk oF tHe cHiDrEn!

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Schrodingers_Cat 13 points ago +13 / -0

Thery're looking into banning that feature. You'll need a very expensive license to have one that can do that.

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xopi 7 points ago +7 / -0

:laughs in ahk:

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xcube 19 points ago +20 / -1

sticky keys enabled

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proDeoEtPatria 6 points ago +6 / -0

Some of the most lethal weaponry we had in 2016, was in fact, the keyboard.

Keep memeing keyboard warriors. The Left knows the power we have

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NvJohansson 6 points ago +6 / -0

The pen is mightier than the sword - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Say hello to my Steyr AUG - Johansson

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xBigCoffinHunter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I call for a ban on all bump macros and high capacity macros. Oh, and keyboards with silent keys. We don’t do silencers.

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EpicTrump 17 points ago +17 / -0

Came here to say this! KEK

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NimblePepeCentipede 6 points ago +8 / -2

Wooo Weee 100 WPM!!

....I Have a Musket Keyboard!!

But it Gets the Job Done....

1776 KEYBOARD (all hands on desk)

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KeyboardWarrior94 2 points ago +2 / -0

I do

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JanetMerai 2 points ago +2 / -0

How typ-ical :3

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Bluestorm83 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can increase that rate of fire with a suppressor. Instead of having to type BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! you can then just get "POP! POP! POP! POP!" and you still have 2 characters in the mag.

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pelosis_liver 33 points ago +33 / -0

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

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Schrodingers_Cat 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.

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NvJohansson 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, but you can rollerblade into a parked car (adds wife reference).

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Good_Behavior_Day 3 points ago +3 / -0

But you can be happy if you've a mind to

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Fremium2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

WOAH! Dont unload all the letters in one volley!

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pelosis_liver 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gotta let the keys cool down now

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Shipmate 22 points ago +22 / -0

I see you are using an assault keyboard with advanced macro attachments. These keyboards are so deadly they are banned in tournament use.

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raver9876 14 points ago +14 / -0

Wow, is that a bump stock hand rest with non-stick coating? Nice!

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Notallbadboy 13 points ago +13 / -0

Very nicely done... I’ve been trying to post pic of me headed out with my AR-101 but can’t make it work from phone...it’s a fully semi auto wireless war machine. (Havent received my chainsaw bayonet for it yet though.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 12 points ago +13 / -1

Bruh. Ya'll fuckers are fucking retarded. I love ya'll retarded fucks. Kek wills it.

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308win [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

My wife just asked what I was laughing at...and before I turned my phone to show her she said, "You made a keyboard meme didn't you.?"

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Randalous83 12 points ago +12 / -0

We have the best wives, believe me. (Mostly because they’re actually women)

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ProphetOfKek 10 points ago +11 / -1

Amazing how our women came here without penises.

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bubadmt 12 points ago +12 / -0

The pad that you can rest your wrist on is equivalent to a bump stock. No one NEEDS that!

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok. We can't all afford the best tyfles. Quit bragging! Gosh!

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Troll 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have a corsair k95 platinum and a strafe. They're very overpriced IMO, but the Strafe was $15 and the platinum had RGB, macros, and a volume slider. Macros are great for VFIO gpu passthrough and five monitors, sometimes I need to switch between operating systems or just dim a few monitors because I want to watch a video on one.

I had to repair the platinum and it turns out every fucking key is soldered into the keyboard. Good luck repairing it without a lot of time on your hands.

Pain in the ass to deal with under linux. ROCCAT is far easier to deal with.

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Mrs_Fonebone 9 points ago +10 / -1

Going to take a while to cool that down!

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veteran299 8 points ago +9 / -1

it's an assault keyboard! reeeeeeeeee!

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Avned 8 points ago +8 / -0

100wpm?! Those are not rookie numbers!

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Cyer6 7 points ago +7 / -0

Shooting dimes at a 100. That's a dialed-in keyboard!

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Randalous83 7 points ago +7 / -0

I... . . . . just got some... . . . . tracer fonts for... . . . . my keyboard... . . .

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556x45mm 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've always liked the looks of a Assault Keyboard 47 with the classic stock and no optics

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McFatty7 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's clearly an assault keyboard modified with a bump stock.

We need common sense keyboard legislation.

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veteran299 6 points ago +7 / -1

AR-WIN95

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DonnieRamesJio 6 points ago +6 / -0

But anybody could get hold of a 2D printer, we need to know who they are

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redknight80 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ban All Keyboards!!!

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motm2012 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ironically enough the leftys prefer that all conservatives have suppressed keyboards.

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midgetpornrocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you have a permit for that assault keyboard?

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308win [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

I already lost it in a boating accident.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Home row FTW!

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Spezial 3 points ago +3 / -0

I do 120wpm, brown key Corsair. Probably about 55 on my EDC (iPhone X), but sacrifices have to be made for the convenience of pocket carry. Recently switched from Gboard to Stock keyboard and I’m not really happy. Very inaccurate even on common words.

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Keyboard_Warrior 3 points ago +3 / -0

That keyboard could write words that hurt. Those words are facts!

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Shakakka99 3 points ago +3 / -0

All those function keys are gonna kill somebody! You selfish, reckless fuck.

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horsefacestorm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hell yeah we are going to take the 104 key black assault keyboards

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NotTimPool 3 points ago +3 / -0

You gotta wear ear protection with those monster Gaetoron switches... maybe invest in a suppressor (o-rings for your keys so they don't bottom out).

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Imin-theinternet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does this assault keyboard have a bump stock?

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Pedeville 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh wow thats a fully semi automatic bolt action tactical combat keyboard, do you have a licence for that?

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Stepheddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine if it had a silencer.

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kranny 2 points ago +2 / -0

where does this come from and what is the joke

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MuFa5a 2 points ago +2 / -0

BUT WAIT... that assault keyboard is .. on and operational!?!. what king of sorcery is that O_O

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TampaMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahaha

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LittleBlackKat 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

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Zadok 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gotta warn ya, arthritis plays hell with your typing speed, enjoy it while you can.

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RighteousViolence1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Errybody knows 50 words is the proper zero for the vast majority of engagements.

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GasStationBurrito 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that one of those scary black tactical keyboards? Reeeeeeeee!

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muhlum24 2 points ago +2 / -0

You gotta pump those numbers up! Those are rookie numbers around here.

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Super_Duper_Wall 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t let the atf get your doggie!

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ChicomUberAlles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Made in... ow :(

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Deaditewater 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leave that keyboard alone!... 😭 (Old internet meme)

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Ghostie 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's practically a weapon of mass destruction.