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FuckTheOtherSide 9 points ago +9 / -0

I used to run 2 hour runs a few times a week. Never once had the thought of looking for someone's water on a property pop into my mind whether it's walking in or just looking for a hose. These idiots are yoga stretching looking for a way out of this one.

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SnacksAndViolence 6 points ago +7 / -1

Joggers gonna jog bruh

Edit: he also dindu nuffin

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Ledo_5678 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was banned from r/news for proving literal news. Then I was muted by the mods when I responded to them. What a world to live in

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MrTrumpsWildRide 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yeah but it was hate-news, you bigot!

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nuhbin 6 points ago +6 / -0

"he just kept looking for water in the same unfinished house, hoping that the water fairies had come and left him some this time around..."

CNN tomorrow, probably

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bonjellu 1 point ago +1 / -0

ANYTHING to paint that retarded narrative LMFAO smh.

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SirPokeSmottington 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think the presence of a boat in the home, points to "looking for access to water" to mean, a lake or river.