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THIS IS FUCKING RETARDED (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by RlzJohnnyM ago by RlzJohnnyM +520 / -0
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splink 59 points ago +59 / -0

It has nothing to do with disease control, it's all about not being sued by Karens.

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FreedomWon 18 points ago +18 / -0

Great point. Seriously if you were an independent restaurant owner who had let's say some money saved but not a lot do you take a chance re-opening to half capacity with the threat of lawsuits and another possible shutdown in the fall? I wouldn't. I'd shut it down and start again when conditions improve. I wouldn't be gambling my hard won capital on the economically suicidal whims of our health leaders.

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TennesseePride 9 points ago +9 / -0

You'll still be gambling hard that people will come back to your place after it is closed for months on end. You'll have to hire a brand new staff. So, it's basically like paying all the fixed costs, waiting to make a quasi-grand opening. I'd have to look at some real world numbers, but all of that might not make sense.

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FreedomWon 6 points ago +6 / -0

No I mean shut it down completely, take my money and get out. Running yourself into the ground when you still have options and capital is not something I would do in this situation. You are going to see a lot of closings, guaranteed. Business is hard enough when you have control over your situation. Having your business taken away on a whim is a ridiculous level of risk. And that risk is guaranteed, you know damn well they will try this again in the fall. It's coming. Not maybe, definitely.

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vegeta_ban 4 points ago +4 / -0

Unfortunately I drove by several good businesses that were thriving for years that now have “For Lease” signs in front of them today.

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TennesseePride 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh there will for sure be mass closings. And they will for sure do this shit again. The problem with restaurants closing it down and getting out is that many are up to their eyeballs in debt.

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RlzJohnnyM [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

What lawsuit?

As long as they take precautions, you dine at your own risk

Otherwise NOTHING will reopen

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CoronaT_Virus 14 points ago +14 / -0

Karens can fuck off. If they feel unsafe because there isn’t plexyglass between everyone, they are free to go somewhere else.

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CoronaT_Virus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Absolutely disgusting bootlicking Karens.

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SleazyAtty4sale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Volunteer kristallnacht army.

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DeadOverRed 7 points ago +7 / -0

But can you imagine the liability they're creating? "Look, they obviously knew how dangerous it was - look at all their countermeasures. But I still got sick . . . " Fucking stupid.

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memewar_pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah I mean, it's retarded. But you got to understand, businesses are just doing whatever silly stuff so they can open. They necessarily believe that it makes a difference themselves, they just want to open, and if that means pulling some ridiculous shit so they can say "Yeah sure we're being careful... look we just invested in these specially made screens... we are doing our part... blablalbalbala"

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SkitShowPhrenia 16 points ago +16 / -0

This is hopefully nearing some peak of 🤡 🌎

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SkitShowPhrenia 6 points ago +6 / -0

Perhaps it may be just two weeks away?! Or two weeks after that?

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SkitShowPhrenia 3 points ago +3 / -0

My opinion is based on faulty European models 😂 just like the peak of the china flu is always two weeks away.

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10MeV 2 points ago +2 / -0

They just need to squeeze it long enough that they can coerce cheat-by-mail balloting for Nov 3. That's it. That's the end game. That's how they win. And they'll frickin' do it, because they don't play by ANY rules! The desired end justifies every evil imaginable, because of the Bad Orange Man.

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Scroon 1 point ago +2 / -1

🤡🌎 peaks when 🧨🌎 starts.

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nickybops 21 points ago +21 / -0

I can see the cards in the fucking reflection.

I really can't do this anymore, help me. I feel ill.

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FreedomWon 13 points ago +13 / -0

And the chips, lol. They are unbelievably dirty as it is. I've been able to squash down up to 4 chips and lift them by the top one because of the dirt glue holding them together.

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DeadOverRed 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hear the $1 million chips are cleaner. :)

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vegeta_ban 2 points ago +2 / -0

This shit better not be the next TSA. I won’t put up with this.

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tluther01 9 points ago +9 / -0

shit you would see in a commie country

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alanbeam 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wonder how many people will actually go back in these conditions. And how long before they rip that shit out before they go broke?

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live3ordye 6 points ago +6 / -0

And I thought gamblers where risk takers.

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ShitOfPeace 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is stupid. This idiotic "new normal" can't be maintained. We shouldn't even try. We should go back to normal.

We did things that could lead to death every single day before this. It's stupid to all refuse to live our entire lives because we might die. Everyone dies. I'd rather live a life first.

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DicksOutForHarambe 3 points ago +3 / -0

What about the poker chips?

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magnokor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very stupid.

This isn't a joke? They didn't take apart one of those table hockey games with the big plastic dome on it, and then install the parts on the card table?

The people there are going to eat a lot of food, with their hands. Their hands are going to grab the cards. For many hours their hands are going to play with chips, if they are allowed them.

They will probably collapse before the end of the game, due to lack of oxygen.

These Sizzler salad bar sneeze guards are stupid.

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Bramble 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolutely.

The air in the mask has to exit somewhere, and we know masks don't filter the disease. It's an RNA virus so even N95 aren't particularly effective at filtering it.

Your body movement creates enough turbulence around you to well overtake any distribution by breathing.

As another poster once said, if masks worked then wearing pants would stop everyone from smelling your farts.

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antimatter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope, not doing it. even a little. take your mask and stuff it up your ass Karens.

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BoldFusion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Casino Owner: Man we are making too much money. How can we drive people away and make them never come back?

Karen: I’ve got an idea!

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OneOfMany_MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

They went full retard.

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LittleBlackKat 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a joke, right?

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weldgod 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've seen these retarded barriers popping up everywhere here.

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HeavenlyTrumpets 1 point ago +1 / -0

unbelievable

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RedReddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hit the brim of my hat when I'm checking out at a gas station all the time. I feel like peoples' idiocy has turned me into a woodpecker.

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CaptRied 1 point ago +1 / -0

It would be cheaper to install a bunch of controllers and make them play video poker.

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lifeisahologram 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am itching to go back to Vegas, had to cancel my March trip when the Wynn closed. But I'm worried it's just gonna be all this bullshit, and I do not want to go if any of this fucking shit is present.

Unfortunately all the things I've read online point to this being the new norm for a while.