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Corn Pop's Mug Shot (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by HighVoltage ago by HighVoltage +1882 / -0
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Liberty_Prime 33 points ago +34 / -1

she's going to walk around telling people she's VP.

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StabbingRobotRoberto 18 points ago +19 / -1

With a mouth that big, she won't have to walk far to tell everyone within a hundred mile radius.

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ClownShowPede 7 points ago +8 / -1

Looks like a fucking fat baboon

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GeauxTrump20 4 points ago +5 / -1

She looks like she’s about to chow down six Corndogs...👍🏻 She has a built-in cigarette/Blunt holder right in the front😀

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1776-or-1984 6 points ago +7 / -1

Is that gap the tunnel where they killed Princess Diana?

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GeauxTrump20 3 points ago +3 / -0

The snakes coming out of her head make the look😀

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ThurstonHowell3rd 4 points ago +4 / -0

And by "VP" you mean "Very Porky"?

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ClownTamer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder if the campaign advisors on the left are trolls. I mean Biden? Then to win the swing states, you throw on an angry black chick from the DMV?

“If we’re going to go down, we may as well go down in flames.”

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side_o_beef 2 points ago +2 / -0

vp? sorry, but the gap is too big to close there

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Lincoln_Ford 26 points ago +28 / -2

"Corn Pop was a bad dude, and he ran with bad dudes." - Joe Biden for Senate 2020

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Lincoln_Ford 8 points ago +9 / -1

There is so much material to mine here.

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HighVoltage [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

seriously there is. Does it mean he doesn't realize he's running for president? Or does it mean that he is running on behalf of all the criminals in the senate?

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melaniaforever 2 points ago +3 / -1

Listen up FAT, I'm picking YOU as my vice.. my vice... oh..you know the THING!

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slaphappy2 10 points ago +11 / -1

In the beginning there was Corn Pop. And Corn Pop begat Pedo Joe - who sniffed the hair of the young ones.

And Corn Pop ran with bad dudes. One day - the pool cleaner called out to Pedo Joe :

"Pedo Joe - I command you to wrap a chain around your mighty fist"

And Corn Pop and his minions dropped their straight razors and saw the mighty chain and called out in terror :

"Oh Pedo Joe - you are our Great White Leader !"

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ThurstonHowell3rd 4 points ago +5 / -1

And afterward the children gathered to rub the anointed hair on Pedo Joe's legs.

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Pepeinfinite 1 point ago +2 / -1

It would glow in the light

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +2 / -1

Pedo Joe then went home safe in the knowledge that he now understood roaches.

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Vegans4Trump 1 point ago +2 / -1

Plot twist Corn Pop was Obama this whole time

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Super_Duper_Wall 1 point ago +1 / -0

“I’m not going nuts!” J. Biden

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HughGRection 22 points ago +23 / -1

It takes serious SJW stupid to want this woman in a position of power.

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slaphappy2 11 points ago +12 / -1

She's a woman ? You mean somebody lifted the overhanging roll of belly fat to check ?

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Erikabodereka 6 points ago +7 / -1

gross

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sagebrushfire 7 points ago +7 / -0

It takes 80%+ of blacks voting for gibs which is why 80%+ will for for Crazy Joe. So tired of hearing the same, retarded “blacks are leaving the plantation” meme crap. For every one Candace there’s 35,000 La-qwans, Felecias and Antwains voting for more free shit. Same goes for the Hispanics as well.

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HughGRection 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah LBJ knew exactly what he was doing, for sure.

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HighVoltage [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

It's a man, baby!

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +2 / -1

Is there any kind of SJW that isn't seriously stupid?

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HughGRection 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some moreso than others. Haha

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TenScoops 15 points ago +16 / -1

holy cow and I thought Michael was ugly

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I_no_asshoe 5 points ago +6 / -1

^ Cow being the operative word

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pursuitoftruth1776 11 points ago +13 / -2

That's not Corn Pop. That's Corn Pop's cousin Coco Puff.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 3 points ago +4 / -1

Cunt Chocula!

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gaijin_ronin 7 points ago +7 / -0

You know she can't wipe her ass properly and wash all her folds.

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MedicineBowJoe 5 points ago +5 / -0

She needs a dignity stick for assistance.

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1776-or-1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, shes a walking fridge on purpose, all those rolls are shelves to stack the 3rd breakfast waffles on

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gaijin_ronin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Deuce and a half. During the summer months she doubles as a brewery.

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HumbleMemeFarmer 6 points ago +7 / -1

Why the hell is this fat idiot getting pushed so fucking hard on us?

Has she been anointed to carry on the Obama Manchurian Mantle?

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CROMAGA 8 points ago +9 / -1

She was invited to the bilderberg meeting last year. They have plans for her.

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HighVoltage [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

For her sake, I hope the plans include an orthodontist and an all-you-can-eat meal plan.

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stratocaster_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because those idiots actually believe the more minority categories you fall into, the more qualified you are. Fat, black, woman. That's 3 steps above a white man in their opinion. Adding gay or trans is about all she could do to be more supremely qualified. They call this intersectionality as if that's a real thing and they teach it in college.

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PepesCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

She should convert to Islam.

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a_chill_bro 5 points ago +6 / -1

You can hear the howling.

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PelosiStinks 4 points ago +4 / -0

She is scary. And her ideas are even scarier.

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IncredibleMrE1 6 points ago +6 / -0

She flosses with the cob

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CoronaT_Virus 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s a bad dude

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CmonPeopleGetReal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those teeth remind me of my DMV parallel parking test during my drivers license exam

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Vashts1985 3 points ago +3 / -0

not all people who wear capes are heros

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theCollegeRepublican 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's got the ugly real bad.

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kagnificent 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fell from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

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Licensetomeme 3 points ago +3 / -0

We got Corn Pop, here. Does that make Kamala Harris Porn Cop?

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flyover_deplorable 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know whether to smile back or kick a field goal...

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createaccount 2 points ago +2 / -0

look bodypositive!

not as fkrceful as joe pedo's version 😁

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AllTheWayTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe said he got something for that gap.

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MAG_n_KAG 2 points ago +2 / -0

She got that name from eating 10 boxes a day.

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theneverman 2 points ago +2 / -0

she leaves a column behind with every chomp of the cob

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LionTed 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a man, baby

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beta-detector 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can park my car in there...

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NYCforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish Patrice O’Neal were alive so he could play her on SNL.

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UnstableGoat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn’t know corn pop was a supermodel

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ThurstonHowell3rd 3 points ago +3 / -0

Supper-model

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BasedBoyScout 1 point ago +1 / -0

Senile Old White Man/Unlikable SJW POC 2020

Wow the Democrats really have their finger on the pulse of America.

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Maxieman1996 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have you ever seen Sleepy Joe and Corn Pop in the same room?

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Drinkup4 1 point ago +1 / -0

Corn Pop is scarier than I thought.

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lstroup 1 point ago +1 / -0

If this thing ever gets in higher office, the idiotocrasy has come to fruition.

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FredWinston2.0 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ve noticed all the Abraham’s memes today. What did I miss?

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HighVoltage [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

She went on TV with Sleepy Joe a few days ago and expected him to announce that she would be the VP running mate. Instead, she was congratulated for doing work that amounts to virtue signaling. It was pretty fun to watch her hopes vanish right before her.

Then some shit rag magazine ran a special on her where they photographed her fat ugly face as if she's a fucking supermodel.

TL;DR - Stacy Abrams is a commie cunt.

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crabsomatic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Woooooooooo LAWD!

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MadRussian 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was a bad dude. And he ran a crew of bad dudes.

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Super_Duper_Wall 1 point ago +1 / -0

“...and the kids would come up and rub the blond hairs on my legs to watch them so straight...” -Sleepy Joe Biden

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h203h 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is Corn Pop in that big gap?

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Bramble 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a gap that even Letterman can be jealous of.

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slaphappy2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm pretty sure this is Corn Pop II. Corn Pop I was the POTUS from the movie "Idiocracy".

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TheMadManDidItAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's a bad dude...

HOINK HOINK!!!

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Something tells me he's not going to be too interested in her as VP once he gets a good wiff. We also know Joe isn't going to pick a woman he has no interest in fingering in the hallways.

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txladyvoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is a scary site if there ever was one. I'm gonna have nightmares.

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mintyfresh 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAM PLANET!!!

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