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OliverWillis 114 points ago +114 / -0

GEOTUS better be careful, that floor doesn't look very strong

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Picador20 51 points ago +51 / -0

If the black-boxes in the 9/11 planes had been made of the same material as those heels, they would have been recovered intact.

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NvJohansson 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or Mohammed Atta's passport found in the debris 2 streets away...it was probably made from a secret mix of kevlar and titanium.

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christianknight 3 points ago +4 / -1

If the foundation of the third tower that wasn't hit by anything was made of that material it wouldn't have collapsed.

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StabbingRobotRoberto 19 points ago +19 / -0

I remember a mischievous physics teacher I had back in high school showed us a calculation proving that the rather large lady who taught biology next door could actually punch holes in light sheet metal if she wore narrow enough heels.

"Humans will only have one foot on the ground while walking. Estimate that the area of the heel on a man's shoe is 10 in2. When he walks, a 200 lb. man exerts 20 psi because the weight is supported momentarily by the heel. A 100 lb. woman exerts many more psi when she wears heels. Depending on the area of the heel, she can exert as much as 1600 psi under a 'stiletto heel' ¼ inch on a side. This explains why people with wood floors don't want women walking on them in high heels." - Bennett, Carole. 'Pressure versus Force: Landing on Ice!', 2003

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Erikabodereka 11 points ago +11 / -0

Michelle Obama could strike oil when wearing heels like Melania is known for.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michelle Obama could lie on her tummy and think "happy thoughts" and strike oil.

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Blazeron 4 points ago +4 / -0

This explains why people with wood floors don't want women walking on them in high heels.

I've never met these people and now I am one. Wild.

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txladyvoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

And you remember this very effective lesson!

Much better than the 7th grade science teacher I had who said two really noteworthy things: You will never have an original thought in your life. Everything has already been discovered followed by I never have a bathtub ring because I keep jiggling the water as it drains.

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Baba_OReilly 11 points ago +11 / -0

Tungsten Carbide.

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jaaardstyck 4 points ago +4 / -0

TUNGSTEN CARBIDE DRILLS? WHAT THE BLOODY HELL'S TUNGSTEN CARBIDE DRILLS?!

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Weremoose 8 points ago +8 / -0

Made in China for thee but not for she

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bill_in_texas 9 points ago +9 / -0

Stunning and brave! Also, the emperor is totally wearing clothes, and is NOT buck naked. Ignore the kid who is saying otherwise.

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Ameronaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

That kid is a bigot

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Nadlers_Belt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Such a sexy silhouette! Her inner thigh gap starts just above her cankles.

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txladyvoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or Hartsfield! Love your post!

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OliverWillis 3 points ago +3 / -0

As long as those civil engineers aren't the same women that designed that femgineered bridge that collapsed.

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