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Haysie95 373 points ago +375 / -2

Oh boo-hoo. Let me press F on the world’s smallest keyboard

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TheMadManDidItAgain 206 points ago +207 / -1

.

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workinating 115 points ago +116 / -1

KEK

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NavyGuy 74 points ago +74 / -0

KEK <----------- THIS ONE!

KEK

KEK

KEK

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 10 points ago +10 / -0

I believe that may the mythical top kek!

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Toetag 22 points ago +22 / -0

eff

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Oda_nicullah 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ef ef ef ef ef ef ef ef ef ef ef ef...

Okie dokie.

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ImWithHearse 24 points ago +24 / -0

You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier.

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deleted 19 points ago +21 / -2
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Bluestorm83 6 points ago +6 / -0

I copied it and pasted it to a document, increased the font size, zoomed, enhanced. Originally, I thought it might have been a micro-kek.

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remember1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

hahahahahahahah wish i could upvote a million times

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OwningTheLibs 61 points ago +61 / -0

Oh man does anybody hear it???

I barely hear the sound of tiny violin

😂😂😂😂😂

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NavyGuy 50 points ago +50 / -0

Almost as quiet as the sound a hairbrush makes.

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Cutter 20 points ago +21 / -1

There's a 'sax and violins' joke in there somewhere.

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Warren_Puffitt 12 points ago +12 / -0

Trombone...a rusty one.

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Deplora 11 points ago +12 / -1

It's a nanoscale violin. You need nanoscale ears to hear it.

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BladderBeerPoopin 7 points ago +7 / -0

They have the nanobrain, but it runs on bullshit to work properly.

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Carry_Your_Name 3 points ago +3 / -0

You better subscribe to be a Dailywire All Access member, 'cause you're gonna need TWO leftist tears tumbler to hold these tears!

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Bornonthe1stofJuly 30 points ago +30 / -0

Shhhh! Don't talk about your keyboard online, especially if it's unregistered - the feds could be listening in.

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NavyGuy 20 points ago +20 / -0

Is that one of those scary which capacity black keyboards?

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Romans12 16 points ago +16 / -0

If you hold down a key it AUTOMATICALLY FIRES MORE CHARACTERS

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NavyGuy 11 points ago +11 / -0

What's the waiting period on on of those bad boys?

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Bornonthe1stofJuly 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep, even has USB 3.0.

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Mr_Beanths 21 points ago +21 / -0

f

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christianknight 20 points ago +21 / -1

f

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Marble68 15 points ago +16 / -1

I don't get the f comment meme - did reddit upvote if you pressed f or something?

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Marble68 21 points ago +21 / -0

Thanks - I've been clueless about this for some time.

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amarie 12 points ago +12 / -0

Same!

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lanre 4 points ago +4 / -0

And memes all become our history.

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deleted 14 points ago +14 / -0
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1776-or-1984 13 points ago +14 / -1

F

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HotNismo 10 points ago +10 / -0

F

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MSG1000 11 points ago +11 / -0

It’s from a game that prompts you to press the F pay respects to someone who died.

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melaniaforever 8 points ago +8 / -0

F

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amarie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thank you!

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MSG1000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Welcome!

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grenades_and_ham 221 points ago +222 / -1

How many days did she cry after the leaked photos of those pancake titties came out?

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NoatakTheWiser 116 points ago +116 / -0

Shit she needs to be crying about that. She has an uncanny ability to look 75 years old at 32. Take off all that makeup and it is clear to see she aged worse than hillary's birthday tweet.

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Harambe 61 points ago +62 / -1

The power of leftism. Drugs, shitty diet, degenerate activities, and the inability to take care of yourself.

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NavyGuy 33 points ago +33 / -0

When you invite the devil in it makes you age like milk.

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Madman2020 20 points ago +20 / -0

bUt tHeY sTiLl Kn0w bEtTeR!

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AndyCuomoIsAMobster 9 points ago +9 / -0

No personal responsibility. Hence why they want Daddy Government to hold their hand and supply their perpetual victimhood.

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side_o_beef 5 points ago +5 / -0

being a dem is unhealthy

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Get-schlonged 23 points ago +23 / -0

Whew!

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TheMadManDidItAgain 19 points ago +20 / -1

Are there any actual photo's, or have they all been blurred?

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namechangearoo 35 points ago +35 / -0

She’s a 4 on her best day.

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technoraptor 19 points ago +19 / -0

her bod is shaped like a fridge, i don't understand her obsession with taking nudes, especially as an elected official.

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Philhelm 17 points ago +17 / -0

Women tend to have an inflated opinion of their own attractiveness due to male attention.

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technoraptor 9 points ago +10 / -1

i'm not too superstitious but this seems like the most logical explanation

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TheMadManDidItAgain 5 points ago +6 / -1

Yeah, I know. But there's something funny about actually seeing them.

Like seeing a close-up of Jennifer Lawrences butt-hole. I don't like butt-holes, but it's just hilarious. Although, now I'm forgetting if it actually was Jennfier Lawrence.

Eh, I don't care anyhow.

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namechangearoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ken Bone agrees!

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ken Motha-fuckin' BONE!

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namechangearoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

He does love that balloon knot. Lol. I pray my reddit comments never get released in the wild.

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NavyGuy 10 points ago +10 / -0

They're out there if you dare look.

Edit: bring bleach.

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671-EVIL 3 points ago +3 / -0
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TheMadManDidItAgain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks. Still censored tho.

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Brucesky420 2 points ago +2 / -0

ebaumsworld, holy shit did Trump accidentally shove me in his time machine?

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treefiddyseven 3 points ago +3 / -0

How is that site still around, with fresh content nonetheless, while not having changed a bit?

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RatsCatsBats 14 points ago +14 / -0

Don’t forget the iron cross tattoo as well 😂 😂

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Tx50bmg 7 points ago +7 / -0

I cried out in horror when I witnessed them.

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eatyourshitpeanuts 110 points ago +110 / -0

That ain't the first time that 'old seat' has been 'flipped'. (I'll see myself out)

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ThurstonHowell3rd 25 points ago +25 / -0

Bah-dump-bump-CHEEE!

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Quietam_Unum 9 points ago +9 / -0

flopper?

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IcculusBased9 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ayyyeeee

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dubler6 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hey-Ooooooo!

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Weremoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only by the staffer with a strap, or maybe if they had a bull.

You know the husband was never able to unlock his boi belt.

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Stationhollow 1 point ago +1 / -0

She and her husband were in a relationship with the female campaign staffer. She then dumped both the husband and the campaign staffer to fuck a male congressional staffer. Her husband went scorched earth and leaked everything to the press as retaliation.

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leakmouth 84 points ago +85 / -1

I just throupled in my mouth a little

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DontTreadOnMyThreads 5 points ago +5 / -0

You know in some cultures, they only eat vomit

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Weremoose 9 points ago +9 / -0

WuFlu has entered the chat

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Weremoose 2 points ago +3 / -1

Winner

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556x45mm 71 points ago +72 / -1

Maybe shouldn't have sexual relations with staffers. Corrupt Dimocrats

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DinosaurAlert 12 points ago +15 / -3

Subordinates cannot provide consent to their superiors.

That isn’t true at all.

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ubit 2 points ago +3 / -1

Which happens to be irrelevant to Democrats and women.

It's one of those laws intentionally created to more easily imprison critics.

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DinosaurAlert 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is absolutely not a law with the exception of high school teachers and students.

If you don’t believe me, go try and find the law yourself.

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IAbsolutelyDare 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's true in clown world. Ask your local anorgasmic feminist.

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kono_hito_wa 6 points ago +7 / -1

And people who want to maintain some respect for themselves.

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PigBeenBorn 14 points ago +14 / -0

He didn’t get in trouble for the sexual relations, he got in trouble for lying about it under oath

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side_o_beef 5 points ago +5 / -0

"was it rape or was it rape-rape" -- whoopi

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Based_and_proud 54 points ago +54 / -0

Lol someone else is responsible for her fucking her intern. Classic leftist.

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kag-2020- 12 points ago +12 / -0

They always blame someone else and never take responsibility for anything that goes wrong.

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Rosewolf2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thats just women in general, leftist happens to be her political affiliation.

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GGJanitor 33 points ago +33 / -0

Pic or it didn't happen

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goodbeerbetterviews2 44 points ago +44 / -0

I've seen those pics and you are going to have to trust me that you don't want to see them.

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Tranny_Fluid 17 points ago +17 / -0

Ditto, some things you can't unsee.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOLOL u/Tranny_Fluid, thanks, now I can't unsee your name!

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Tranny_Fluid 3 points ago +3 / -0

:D

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side_o_beef 2 points ago +2 / -0

concur--he's not missing anything

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christianknight 11 points ago +11 / -0

Shes an empowered woman. Looks like grandma at 32.

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leakmouth 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pepe getting a refill:

https://i.maga.host/4LJEaVF.jpeg

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671-EVIL 2 points ago +2 / -0
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Southern_Belle 8 points ago +8 / -0

THANK YOU!!!

Finally getting to the crux of the matter.

She's a low life, POS, sexually-abusive slut.

Disgusting.

And she cried for a day?

Overemotional and weak.

Probably personality-disordered. Bet she's borderline.

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side_o_beef 6 points ago +6 / -0

but then how could she be a dem?

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

whore

No no no. What were we recently told to call it? Something much more dignified and respectable.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL!

I prefer skank ass slut myself.

I can't find it now, but there way some article put up here not too long ago about reframing what we call cheating whores. Pedes suspected it was an effort to get out in front of Kamala's veep ticket...

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side_o_beef 2 points ago +2 / -0

sloot

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we_won_the_war_jack 23 points ago +23 / -0

Did she cry for a throuple of days?

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learntocode 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL. More upboats for this mighty schooner of a comment.

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side_o_beef 6 points ago +6 / -0

should've seen the whataboutism in redacted when she resigned

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Stationhollow 4 points ago +4 / -0

The ex she mentions is her husband that she is still married to lol even though he is absolutely the one who leaked it all. MAybe she shouldn't have dumped him and their throuple hanger-on for a congressional aide's dick.

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otistoole 3 points ago +3 / -0

those pictures were rape!

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LibertyOverSecurity 15 points ago +15 / -0

Needs tendies flair.

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IcculusBased9 7 points ago +7 / -0

LibertyOverSecurity is RIGHT

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aKekabove 10 points ago +17 / -7

how many children have cried over her support and actions

WATCH THE VIDEO

https://thedonald.win/p/FfoySPQf/the-miseducation-of-katie-hill-f/

0.56 IN THE VIDEO... LOOK AT THE SHIRT... PEDOPHILE SYMBOLOGY. read what it says !

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 9 points ago +9 / -0

They show the non photoshopped version of the shirt a few seconds earlier... maybe you should watch the video.

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ontothefuture 4 points ago +4 / -0

It looks like the blue triangles were photoshopped because it wasn't there the first time they showed it.

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Vegans4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

how many people cried from seeing her pics which burned their eyes

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elquenuncahabla 10 points ago +10 / -0

She cried for days before taking four shots of tequila, smoking a giant blunt, and eating a couple of mollies before helping her girlfriend blow her husband, then off to a late-night in-n-out burger for some milkshakes and burgers before ending the night with a nice game of beer pong and some casual sex with that guy she met at the 7-11 when buying some Phillies Blunts.

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ZacPetkanas 4 points ago +4 / -0

...before helping her girlfriend blow her husband...

Well when you put it that way, it doesn't sound so bad

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Stationhollow 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's the bit where she decided to fuck the other dude while ignoring her girlfriend and husband that was the problem and resulted in the husband going scorched earth on her.,

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DoesItWorkAlready 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's a pretty gnarly kink you have there.

You should pray about that.

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IncredibleMrE1 3 points ago +3 / -0

"LEAVE KATIE ALONE!"

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Southern_Belle 2 points ago +2 / -0

How about this for another thing she can be thankful for -- that it wasn't MY daughter she was raping.

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CousinEddie 9 points ago +9 / -0

Her political career is completely over.

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RockyMtnAnnon80 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fake News Female Democrats are incapable of feeling human emotion.

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PepperJackButter2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're perfectly capable of wanting stuff, though, and that's all it takes for tears.

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vongregormench 8 points ago +8 / -0

They stole a seat using a tactic that is a felony in 49 states. Republicans were too scared to ballot harvest in 2018.

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MythArcana 8 points ago +8 / -0

Flipping her toilet seat? Please explain this.

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wethedownvoted 6 points ago +7 / -1

Garcia had no political experience but beat out Democratic California assemblywoman Christy Smith, who had Democratic Party support and an endorsement from former President Barack Obama

"political newb defeats Obama despite massive structural disadvantages."

sounds familiar

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catatonic_frog 6 points ago +6 / -0

These overly emotional crybaby loser leftists shouldn't even be politicians to begin with.

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barwhack 5 points ago +5 / -0

I believe it is time for The Leftist Tear, again:

💧 <--clicky

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Lispychicken 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh that person is off their rocker! LOL

I love that the REEEE thing is real, and I have seen (though not lately) good REEE compilations.

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GAGASays 5 points ago +5 / -0

amid allegations

Ok, journalist person, it was WAY beyond allegations. There were photos, bro.

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Warren_Puffitt 5 points ago +5 / -0

She'll be fine...an afternoon of licking pussy and strap-on pegging her husband while her gf beats him with a newspaper will get her to forget all of her woes.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Crimea river.

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SimplePede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lesson folks:

Be careful what pics you put on social media. Never know who might see it

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drsowells1fan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just remember this cunt ran as a "bi-sexual mother and wife."

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bubadmt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why is it that these idiots always represent California? Wait, I just answered my own question.

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hseldon 4 points ago +4 / -0

So can we say, Katie Hill cried for a ‘throuple’ days?

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pedeypete 4 points ago +4 / -0

Great! That has made me even happier about the win!

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Seenev 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL

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MadRussian 4 points ago +4 / -0

It is now indelible in her muh hippocampus.

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Bizz408 4 points ago +4 / -0

Progressive politicians are not adult human beings.

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308win 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well...you did it to yourself there missy. No one forced you to take nude pics with your intern. So yeah. You were stupid and this is the result.

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Nadlers_Belt 4 points ago +4 / -0

The janitor who had to clean her old seat cried for weeks.

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BigE123456 4 points ago +4 / -0

Was she able to at least cry on a naked staffers lap to ease the pain?

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winsome 4 points ago +4 / -0

She's such a delicate flower.

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QuestGiver 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a coincidence. I laughed for days.

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lifeisahologram 4 points ago +4 / -0

If only she wasn't a degenerate fuck twat, maybe she could have kept her seat???

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Redpillhope 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’ll press F. Followed by U.

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VivaElEmperadorDios 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's okay. I cried for days after I saw pictures of her naked.

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journalist 3 points ago +3 / -0

This post really made my day :)

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