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elquenuncahabla 10 points ago +10 / -0

She cried for days before taking four shots of tequila, smoking a giant blunt, and eating a couple of mollies before helping her girlfriend blow her husband, then off to a late-night in-n-out burger for some milkshakes and burgers before ending the night with a nice game of beer pong and some casual sex with that guy she met at the 7-11 when buying some Phillies Blunts.

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ZacPetkanas 4 points ago +4 / -0

...before helping her girlfriend blow her husband...

Well when you put it that way, it doesn't sound so bad

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Stationhollow 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's the bit where she decided to fuck the other dude while ignoring her girlfriend and husband that was the problem and resulted in the husband going scorched earth on her.,