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Just like they say, “Don’t trust a skinny chef.” (media.patriots.win) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
posted ago by SirTalksAlot ago by SirTalksAlot +455 / -0
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COnDEMnED 26 points ago +26 / -0

She looks like she drinks AIDS in the morning right before Chemotherapy.

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1776-or-1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her neck is skinnier than Schiffs! Any thinner and it would a 2D plane.

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Griswald 11 points ago +11 / -0

Have you seen Pennsylvania's Health Secretary?

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1200TrumpBux 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's just a fat dude. This is a walking corpse

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OGpsywar 10 points ago +11 / -1

Proof that the Dead are capable of being Democrats.

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1776-or-1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Walking Dead was a forecast of 2020 politi-sphere.

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Mexicola1976 10 points ago +10 / -0

Behold a pale cunt...

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kagnificent 6 points ago +6 / -0

She chose.... poorly.

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KilroyJCNJ 8 points ago +8 / -0

Put her photo next to the one of Belgium’s health minister...

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iamjohnwick 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahaha I know exactly who that is. Maybe the most......rotund....human in existence.

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HemRoidRage 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pearl Haggard

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YourDaddyKnowsBest 6 points ago +6 / -0

She’s probably a vegetarian

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knightofday 3 points ago +4 / -1

Chases her grass clippings with methamphetamine and children’s blood.

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NADSAQ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don’t trust a fat chef; they ate all the good bits.

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kagnificent 3 points ago +3 / -0

You've got it all wrong. If you're going to hire anyone to cook for you, you want a fat black woman. You'll never eat better.

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NADSAQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, I’m a private chef that doesn’t fit that description; so I’m inclined to disagree.

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KilroyJCNJ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is that Johnny Winters sister?

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Joe_Btfsplk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dead sister.

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KilroyJCNJ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Doctor.

Of “Social Welfare”.

All you need to know.

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SmifsAUFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

She looks like Beetlejuice. Any chance they are related?

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nachosamplerREBORN 3 points ago +3 / -0

My high school gym coach was in his 60’s and was ripped, had great cardio, and could hold an iron cross on steady rings for an impressively long time. Why can’t someone who lives the lifestyle and can serve as an inspiration with some common sense, practical advise hold these roles? I know the job is more extensive, but caring for yourself should be a prerequisite.

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NADSAQ 3 points ago +3 / -0

She was probably pretty hot about eight hundred years ago

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Locust 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like a fuckin ghoul.

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dubler6 2 points ago +2 / -0

In her defense, she had just completed a triathlon.

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Dicking_Bimbo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like she's on heroin.

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Grady_Wilson 2 points ago +2 / -0

She looks like a late stage cancer victim.

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schnazzmizzle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Death is knocking.

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CannonballJunior 1 point ago +2 / -1

I feel bad for her. Looks like she needs heaps of collards & pork jowls and t-bone steaks. And do gnaw on those t-bones when you're done.

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