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fuckin simps (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by D4rkd3str0yer ago by D4rkd3str0yer +2559 / -0
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Tonightm01 118 points ago +126 / -8

They have sex?

Simps are on Twitch giving titty streamers money and going homeless to please their queens.

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Horton 72 points ago +79 / -7

"if i keep donating she'll eventually notice me"

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Keiichi81 52 points ago +55 / -3

*donates $500*

Thot (in complete monotone while not even looking up from their nails): "Oh wow, thanks Hortown. Love you."

"OMG we're practically dating now!"

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Weremoose 30 points ago +30 / -0

I really don't understand this. Why don't they just go rent a hooker? Seems like it would be cheaper with a better return on investment. You don't even have to have sex if you're worried about STDs or the morality of the issue. (Though I'd argue that it's no different than cam whoring)

A smart girl who is working independently (no pimp), is even going to flirt with you over text between sessions after you're an established regular.

Inb4 how do you know this. Research for a book back when I thought I could be a writer for a living lol

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LibertyStillMatters 12 points ago +12 / -0

I’ve thought the same thing. How pathetic do you have to be to just give a woman money for no other reason than she has physical beauty?? At least in the case of a hooker, it is satisfying a biological urge. The morality and consequences not withstanding of course....

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Shalomtoyou 5 points ago +5 / -0

What the heck..... is this what .... okay forget it.

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CIAisPozzed 2 points ago +2 / -0

View the phenomenon through the perspective of someone that is so socially and emotionally stunted that they pay a service a monthly fee to dial a telephone number and order takeout for them because they have a panic attack when speaking to another person.

A large portion of the US population never grew past the stage of hiding behind their parents' leg when an adult asks them a question.

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Meddlesom 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ya know, I'm betting this will be an episode of South Park. It'll involve Butters and the Raisin's girl again.

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Keiichi81 35 points ago +37 / -2

Can we even call them titty streamers if they don't even show their tits? Dudes are literally donating their life savings to average-looking chicks who don't even pretend to like or respect them.

Fucking baffling. Like, you could go to a strip club and see real tits in the flesh while getting physical contact for a fraction of what they pay to these e-thots each month. Hell, they could probably pick up a fucking hooker for less money and actually get their dicks wet. I don't understand why anyone would pay these girls just to watch them sit in a chair talking about banal shit while doing their nails and bitching about their subscribers not donating enough. It's gotta be some sort of even-more-pathetic cuckoldry fetish thing. They have to somehow get off on being used and abused, because nothing else makes sense.

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flashersenpai 22 points ago +24 / -2

13 year olds can't buy hookers with their mom's credit card.

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JonahND 22 points ago +24 / -2

Yup. The real truth, as angry as the titty streamers get when you say it is, is that they are targeting children.

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TrumpTrainForever 11 points ago +11 / -0

Pedophiles strike again 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Keiichi81 17 points ago +19 / -2

Nah, man. I've see pictures and videos of some of these dudes attending "meet and greets" at conventions. They're fat 40-year-olds with man buns.

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LibertyStillMatters 17 points ago +17 / -0

Again, how many 13 year olds can drive? You are seeing the exception, not the average.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah but theyre 1% of the audience.

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stratocaster_patriot 18 points ago +18 / -0

To be fair, they are also donating their life savings to an old commie named Bernie who doesn't even comb his hair.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 9 points ago +9 / -0

doesn't even comb his hair.

Rubbing his head with a balloon doesn't count?

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Supernova 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sad state of affairs when their life savings are $13.

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Cesare_Borgia 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is maybe the most pathetic thing I've ever heard of.

Can you imagine explaining this to a man from even just 100 years ago? They'd be beyond flabbergasted.

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DJTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

They might even consider taking such a loser up to the top of the roof and tossing them over. They'd figure there must be something seriously wrong with such a guy.

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GAGASays 9 points ago +10 / -1

This is really a thing?

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Keiichi81 14 points ago +14 / -0

Tragically, yes. Dudes will literally donate $1,000 or more to these Twitch girls each month and pat each other on the backs about it.

Here's a video I was just watching the other day about one of the more recent examples where a guy literally boasts about not being able to make his rent and possibly going homeless due to donating to an e-thot.

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Shalomtoyou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait a second, are you talking live webcam girls? Or is this something else?

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ThunderSizzle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really hope those are kids lieing through their teeth rather than actual adults.

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GAGASays 1 point ago +1 / -0

What the fuck.

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Mier 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh yeah that Poki-thot bitch. I saw Jeremy talking about that today, fucking pathetic.

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PensivePatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Itsagundam on YT always has hilarious current coverage of that insanity with a very Pede friendly view- love the guy.