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fuckin simps (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by D4rkd3str0yer ago by D4rkd3str0yer +2559 / -0
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Horton 72 points ago +79 / -7

"if i keep donating she'll eventually notice me"

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Keiichi81 52 points ago +55 / -3

*donates $500*

Thot (in complete monotone while not even looking up from their nails): "Oh wow, thanks Hortown. Love you."

"OMG we're practically dating now!"

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Weremoose 30 points ago +30 / -0

I really don't understand this. Why don't they just go rent a hooker? Seems like it would be cheaper with a better return on investment. You don't even have to have sex if you're worried about STDs or the morality of the issue. (Though I'd argue that it's no different than cam whoring)

A smart girl who is working independently (no pimp), is even going to flirt with you over text between sessions after you're an established regular.

Inb4 how do you know this. Research for a book back when I thought I could be a writer for a living lol

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LibertyStillMatters 12 points ago +12 / -0

I’ve thought the same thing. How pathetic do you have to be to just give a woman money for no other reason than she has physical beauty?? At least in the case of a hooker, it is satisfying a biological urge. The morality and consequences not withstanding of course....

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BIDENSACPADDICT 14 points ago +15 / -1

For some people cuckolding is a biological urge.

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Shalomtoyou 5 points ago +5 / -0

What the heck..... is this what .... okay forget it.

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Weremoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

Say it.

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CIAisPozzed 2 points ago +2 / -0

View the phenomenon through the perspective of someone that is so socially and emotionally stunted that they pay a service a monthly fee to dial a telephone number and order takeout for them because they have a panic attack when speaking to another person.

A large portion of the US population never grew past the stage of hiding behind their parents' leg when an adult asks them a question.

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Weremoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good point

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Meddlesom 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ya know, I'm betting this will be an episode of South Park. It'll involve Butters and the Raisin's girl again.