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fuckin simps (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by D4rkd3str0yer ago by D4rkd3str0yer +2559 / -0
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Keiichi81 35 points ago +37 / -2

Can we even call them titty streamers if they don't even show their tits? Dudes are literally donating their life savings to average-looking chicks who don't even pretend to like or respect them.

Fucking baffling. Like, you could go to a strip club and see real tits in the flesh while getting physical contact for a fraction of what they pay to these e-thots each month. Hell, they could probably pick up a fucking hooker for less money and actually get their dicks wet. I don't understand why anyone would pay these girls just to watch them sit in a chair talking about banal shit while doing their nails and bitching about their subscribers not donating enough. It's gotta be some sort of even-more-pathetic cuckoldry fetish thing. They have to somehow get off on being used and abused, because nothing else makes sense.

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flashersenpai 22 points ago +24 / -2

13 year olds can't buy hookers with their mom's credit card.

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JonahND 22 points ago +24 / -2

Yup. The real truth, as angry as the titty streamers get when you say it is, is that they are targeting children.

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TrumpTrainForever 11 points ago +11 / -0

Pedophiles strike again 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Keiichi81 17 points ago +19 / -2

Nah, man. I've see pictures and videos of some of these dudes attending "meet and greets" at conventions. They're fat 40-year-olds with man buns.

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LibertyStillMatters 17 points ago +17 / -0

Again, how many 13 year olds can drive? You are seeing the exception, not the average.

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DJTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's definitely 13 year olds. There are some 40 yo freaks as well mixed in, those are the predators that are too cowardly and/or lazy to actually follow through being a predator. Mentally, that's exactly what they are, quietly obsessing over 18-19 yo girls. If they find any younger than that, that's all the better. Hence, Democrat voters.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah but theyre 1% of the audience.

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stratocaster_patriot 18 points ago +18 / -0

To be fair, they are also donating their life savings to an old commie named Bernie who doesn't even comb his hair.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 9 points ago +9 / -0

doesn't even comb his hair.

Rubbing his head with a balloon doesn't count?

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Supernova 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sad state of affairs when their life savings are $13.

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Cesare_Borgia 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is maybe the most pathetic thing I've ever heard of.

Can you imagine explaining this to a man from even just 100 years ago? They'd be beyond flabbergasted.

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DJTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

They might even consider taking such a loser up to the top of the roof and tossing them over. They'd figure there must be something seriously wrong with such a guy.

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GAGASays 9 points ago +10 / -1

This is really a thing?

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Keiichi81 14 points ago +14 / -0

Tragically, yes. Dudes will literally donate $1,000 or more to these Twitch girls each month and pat each other on the backs about it.

Here's a video I was just watching the other day about one of the more recent examples where a guy literally boasts about not being able to make his rent and possibly going homeless due to donating to an e-thot.

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Shalomtoyou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait a second, are you talking live webcam girls? Or is this something else?

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Sporadica 5 points ago +5 / -0

Live webcam girls take their clothes off and often get less. And they're being automated by 3D VR bots like Melody. e-thots just show a tiny little bit of cleavage and play a game (with the game taking up one small corner of the screen) and them playing like solitaire even or just bitching about people not subscribing. Maximum Simpage

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ThunderSizzle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really hope those are kids lieing through their teeth rather than actual adults.

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GAGASays 1 point ago +1 / -0

What the fuck.

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