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fuckin simps (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by D4rkd3str0yer ago by D4rkd3str0yer +2559 / -0
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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 18 points ago +20 / -2

Dang.... with a chick like that you should have had a lawyer sitting next to the bed with a clipboard full of consent forms.

"Aaaaand initial here...good..and here...thank you, and signnnn right here... remember, press hard, you're making three copies! Great, thanks! here's your copy, I'll put it with the rest here on the night table. Enjoy!"

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Stationhollow 6 points ago +7 / -1

But consent can be revoked at any moment making all that null and void so you're still fucked.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 3 points ago +4 / -1

That's exactly why you need a lawyer there, they have the sweet, bulletproof, codicil-laden consent forms.

I mean yeah, it's $300 an hour, but its totally worth it....also kind of hawt having them sit there in their little power suit