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Never let toilet paper shortages bother you again! (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by rcstl ago by rcstl +14 / -0
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– sustainable_saltmine 3 points ago +3 / -0

so instead of wiping my ass (or using a bidet you still have to wipe in some way to use) I'm going to scoop out my asshole with a plastic shoehorn?

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– rcstl [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You responded before I flaired! hahaha

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– realJohnBarron 2 points ago +2 / -0

So, after a "scoop" do you dip it in the water the way you may rinse a razor when shaving?

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– rcstl [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG, why do you all think Imma expert? haha

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– DRTRUMPFOR2020 0 points ago +1 / -1

I thought poop knives were not at all for wiping?

I'm pretty sure they are for when you shit so big and it won't go down, you cut it in half.

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– rcstl [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Finally! We have an expert weigh in! haha

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– rcstl [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Since you spoiled my schtick... https://www.originalpoopknife.com/ For everyones browsing fun...

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