14 Never let toilet paper shortages bother you again! (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩 posted 334 days ago by rcstl 334 days ago by rcstl +14 / -0 7 comments share 7 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (7) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 3 ▼ – sustainable_saltmine 3 points 334 days ago +3 / -0 so instead of wiping my ass (or using a bidet you still have to wipe in some way to use) I'm going to scoop out my asshole with a plastic shoehorn? permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – rcstl [S] 2 points 334 days ago +2 / -0 You responded before I flaired! hahaha permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – realJohnBarron 2 points 334 days ago +2 / -0 So, after a "scoop" do you dip it in the water the way you may rinse a razor when shaving? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – rcstl [S] 2 points 334 days ago +2 / -0 OMG, why do you all think Imma expert? haha permalink parent save report block reply
so instead of wiping my ass (or using a bidet you still have to wipe in some way to use) I'm going to scoop out my asshole with a plastic shoehorn?
You responded before I flaired! hahaha
So, after a "scoop" do you dip it in the water the way you may rinse a razor when shaving?
OMG, why do you all think Imma expert? haha