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TrumpTrainJune152015 53 points ago +57 / -4

Any female born after 1993 cannot cook. All they know is McDonalds, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie.

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humped2424 25 points ago +25 / -0

A good way to know if you have a old school girl is see the way she talks to her parents if she curses and them and raises there voice run emmediately

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outsideop 15 points ago +15 / -0

Can confirm... wife born before 1993(barely).. having chicken and dumplings for dinner tonight.

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Bob383 10 points ago +10 / -0

Try to get her to try hello fresh. My wife wasn’t a great cook, she could bake, but putting a meal together was difficult for her. But hello fresh the comes with almost everything you need, sometimes you need butter or extra Virgin olive oil, or a utensil like a lemon zester. But my wife is getting really good at cooking now.

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nano_nick 7 points ago +7 / -0

Funny you say this because it is exactly what turned my wife onto cooking. When we first met she would always say how she wasn't a very good cook, fast forward a couple years and damn that girl can cook! She just made homemade Greek chicken tonight and it was fucking delicious!

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cuntard 14 points ago +14 / -0

hard to scramble an egg when you’ve got an empty egg carton...

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BIG_TUNA 10 points ago +10 / -0

Great read, thanks for sharing!

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