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HockeyMom4Trump 10 points ago +10 / -0

Grimace is way more attractive than Abrams

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ChrisSuperDude 10 points ago +10 / -0

Michael Jackson is way more attractive than Abrams. Not black Michael Jackson or plastic surgery Michael Jackson, currently decomposing in the ground Michael Jackson.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 3 points ago +3 / -0

currently decomposing in the ground Michael Jackson.

Fairly certain he votes democrat...

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magnokor 42 points ago +42 / -0

Again, people putting down Grimace.

There was a time when he was one of the most famous people in the world, someone that children and adults looked up to.

In the parades, visiting the hospitals, advertising the thick shakes, Grimace was big.

The deletion of Grimace from that corporation has equaled the service and food going very bad.

Also, Mayor McCheese would not have closed down his city with this Chinese coronavirus.

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WassermanSchultz 31 points ago +32 / -1

Mayor McCheese is based AF.

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ds420 8 points ago +8 / -0

FRY KIDS

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 3 points ago +3 / -0

FRY KIDS

This is the final step in John "Skippy" Pedosta's hotdog recipe.

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salvecitizen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hamburglar was framed by DeepState. Back then there was no social media to get the truth out.

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WassermanSchultz 1 point ago +2 / -1

I believe it. Trump needs to pardon Hamburgler.

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Get-schlonged 20 points ago +20 / -0

Bring back deep fried pies

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A1waysLurk1ing 22 points ago +22 / -0

LOL the roof of my mouth says no, but my tastebuds which weren't melted say yes.

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WhitePowerRanger 11 points ago +11 / -0

So I’m assuming these were apple pies hot pockets dipped in the deep fryer? We had these at the KFC/A&W I worked at as a teenager and I used to make 2 of these at the end of my shift and stick em in a bowl of AW ice cream for the root beer floats. Obviously this was heaven. I never understood why they didn’t sell them this way, especially cause I just stumbled upon it because, like you mentioned, the things were fucking lava bombs, so I figured the ice cream would help cool it down.

Anyways, it’s been well over a decade since I worked there, but check AW for the deep fried apple pies if you’re craving one, ask for a side of ice cream too lol

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Jayl 6 points ago +8 / -2

Ha..just loved popping the blister on the roof of my mouth and then using my tongue to twist the loose skin off. Good times.

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WhitePowerRanger -7 points ago +3 / -10

That’s fucking disgusting. You’re the reason we have coronavirus right now

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh please. Those cherry pies were so good

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I agree! Bring back Grimace. And let Mayor McCheese run NYC.

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ColinFlahertyDotCom 5 points ago +5 / -0

The sad thing is even if they did absolutely nothing in comparison, it would be a huge improvement.

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PaigeAshley 27 points ago +27 / -0

I love that commercial! I miss the McDonald's characters so much, they never feature them anymore.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W4QNXnNftWk

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IncredibleMrE1 9 points ago +9 / -0

We have the best commercials, believe me folks.

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PaigeAshley 5 points ago +5 / -0

The very best, no doubt about it!

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ChrisSuperDude 5 points ago +5 / -0

When I was a kid I remember I had 2 VHS tapes called like The Ronald McDonald Adventures or something and I loved the hell out of those movies. It breaks my heart that my kids will not get to experience the same levels of comfy I got to as a child.

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MR_FROG_TRUMP 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oh man. Those movies. I also remember the Sega Genesis game.

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raven0ak 2 points ago +2 / -0

for half of em no wonder considering McDonald's lost lawsuit

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Get-schlonged 15 points ago +15 / -0

Deport the hamburglar.

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ColinFlahertyDotCom 3 points ago +3 / -0

He just needs a little restorative justice brah. He had just received a scholarship to McDs Hamburger University and was just turning his life around.

🍔 https://maga.host/s/ceJuy4a 🍔

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ColinFlahertyDotCom 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s jogga you racist. Stop using the HARD ARRRRRRRRRR!!!!😡

🤣

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Rooster-J-Cogburn 9 points ago +9 / -0

We absolutely have the best shit posting sons of bitches around. You fuckers never fail to make me laugh.

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quigonkenny 8 points ago +8 / -0

So...

Stacey Abrams - Grimace

Pete Buttigieg - Hamburglar

Bill de Blasio - Mayor McCheese

Nancy Pelosi - Ronald McDonald

AOC - Birdie the Early Bird

Any suggestions?

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DonnieRamesJio 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nadler all 6 McNuggets

Schiff just a head on a straw

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ds420 6 points ago +6 / -0

No way that’s not her the gap is too small.

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Ioxvm 6 points ago +6 / -0

My god you guys are killing it tonight.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 5 points ago +5 / -0

By today's standards of those who are currently polluting and gutting our culture, Sid and Marty Kroft were fucking Mozart level geniuses.

Although the talking flute creeped me out.

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FLatinoKAG 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 4 points ago +4 / -0

I needed that, my friend. Laughter is the best medicine! Many thanks!

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Jedwards1280 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the best

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TrudopesEyebrow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol

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KuhlooKuhlay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stunning and brave

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ColinFlahertyDotCom 2 points ago +2 / -0

You talking about the ground she’s standing on, right???

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KuhlooKuhlay 2 points ago +2 / -0

No I think to be a woman of color as well as an obviously thirsty retard and come within a couple ten thousand votes of ruining the state of Georgia is pretty impressive. Did you know she's also bi-sectional? She takes up two seats on your average corner sofa.

All while still working her second job as the housekeeper at Tom & Jerry's house no less.

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ColinFlahertyDotCom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bi-sectional. I like that, it’s mine now. 😁

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ds420 3 points ago +3 / -0

Grip n sip!

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PoorKidsJustAsBright 3 points ago +3 / -0

Long time lurker, first time commenter. This put me in tears. Only thing she's missing is her cape.

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MrTruam 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's racist, man. 😆

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westrock2000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Purple feign 🎶

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BackWoodsBarbie02 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

That bitch is 'urple

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dubler6 2 points ago +2 / -0

She was cute when she was younger.

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ColinFlahertyDotCom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not my cup of 🍇 drank, but I looked her up and she actually had a shape to her body and her face. It’s a shame that at such a young age she has let her self go. Don’t get me wrong, GEOTUS has been what I consider to be out of shape for a long time too, and it’s the one thing I always fault him for. I understand he enjoys his food, and that is great, but I wish he would drop like 30 lbs so he is with us as long as possible. Just my two cents. With his bone structure, and overall build, if he’d hop on some mild TRT, eat a little better, and work out three times a week, he’s be a monster in six months and feel so much better.

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grenades_and_ham 2 points ago +2 / -0

Caution: Contents may be hot.

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MAGALOVER 1 point ago +1 / -0

"You didn't read the label on that apple pie Billy...

"Caution: Filled with LAVA !!"

---Kevin Meaney :)

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grenades_and_ham 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mag-Ma!

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671-EVIL 2 points ago +2 / -0

I always thought she looked like a black leather couch.

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ColinFlahertyDotCom 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s only because when she sits on one, the couch disappears. 😁

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Thehumancentipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha

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ColinFlahertyDotCom 1 point ago +1 / -0

She’s obviously had too much PER PULL DRANK. 🍇🍇🍇

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Ryoten 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yo, y'all gtfo! It's all about the nugget buddies.

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OhioRock3 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek

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Asun 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow, she has lost weight since then.

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CentipedeDemon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow, that's what Stacey looked like? She really let herself go.

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mightiest_m 1 point ago +1 / -0

So it Stacey Abrams basically the US Diane Abbot?

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GeauxTrump20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks just like her

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MAGALOVER 1 point ago +1 / -0

EXCELLENT!!

Grimace has a much better dental plan....

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Madman2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm no photoshopper so could someone put Grimace in that pick of the Abrams eclipse?

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Nothinberder 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hmmm. Teeth must not have grown in yet.

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DagnyTaggert 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂😂😂😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

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