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BoughtByBloomberg 12 points ago +12 / -0

"So how are we going to purge the Martians before we land?"

"With flame and fury."

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Modus_Pwninz 9 points ago +9 / -0

Do you want the Qualoc Disease? Because that's how you get the Qualoc Disease, Earthling.

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IncredibleMrE1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I personally wouldn't want to run the risk of contracting intergalactic space AIDS, but you can go for it.

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ChanelRionsChair 1 point ago +1 / -0

What else? Conquer and enslave the Earth, duh!

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Martel_West 9 points ago +9 / -0

The US National Space Council will be the governing body of the American Galactic Republic in a few centuries.

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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ruled by the Shitlords?

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KekistanPM 7 points ago +7 / -0

CNN reporters: "But why isn't money directed to the program going to the poor instead? Do you not care about the poor? Why do you hate the poor so much? Why isn't the money used to fight covid? Have you been tested in the past hour? Do you have it? Are you just a cyborg clone of VP pence that is taking his place because he died of covid?"

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learntocode 5 points ago +5 / -0

Control of earth orbit is key to our entire military and economic system now.

GPS is now fundamental to war fighting, logisitcs in every industry, and farming. If an opponent can remove our satellites from orbit, we are going to be unable to restore functions that are now essential to operating our entire economic system.

Additionally, space trash could do the same thing (Kessler Syndrome). Space Force is super duper necessary.

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Whirlybot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unleash the lasers!

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learntocode 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would be an awesome manga: Laser Space Jannies.

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Paul_Revere 4 points ago +4 / -0

"But why isn't money directed to the program going to the poor instead? Do you not care about the poor? Why do you hate the poor so much?"

That is exactly the "argument" that the left used to shut down the Apollo program in the early Seventies.

It's a lot harder for them to trot out the old "But muh poor minorities" chant, now that a private company has taken the lead in space exploration.

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jasper_db1 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can see the headlines now:. While Republicans complain about Biden's role in Ukraine, Trump sends Pence to extract bribes from Martians.

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Thehumancentipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

if there are any signs of life (and even if there isn't) democrats are going to ballot harvest mars and the moon. SAD!

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Miserable_company 3 points ago +3 / -0

“How dare you plan for the future while we’re sowing panic, scratching the back of our overlords, and inflating our ratings?” - CCPedia

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patslimmy1 3 points ago +3 / -0

TO THE MOON!

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Whirlybot 4 points ago +4 / -0

When are they going to have some swag for us to purchase? I would buy a pin and wear it to all the Space Force meetings (remotely, of course).

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patslimmy1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I actually would buy a Space Force pin. Great idea.

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sustainable_saltmine 3 points ago +3 / -0

wow for once a Pence-only event that's not "audio only"?

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keepwinning 3 points ago +3 / -0

MSM: Covid-19 Exposed Pence Endangers Lives With Reckless Disregard for the Safety of Undocumented Aliens

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patslimmy1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who else has a SPACE FORCE? Anyone? Anyone there? NOPE.

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Yucky 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn, didn't know these were still going on. Glad to see them staying on it. Need to have a solid plan and see it through to the finish, in conjunction with Space Force.

GO PENCE!

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MainAd5 0 points ago +1 / -1

How about a re transmissioin due to the extremely poor audio?